Just killing time in the CCU!
TOP TEN THINGS HEARD AT MY FUNERAL:
⑩ “Who’s got the keys to the Shore House?”
⑨ “Whose got his passwords?”
⑧ “What do we do with 1,000 pounds of nitrogen packed rice?”
⑦ “What’s this about him having a George and a Martha at home?”
⑥ “Who wants 200 copies of CHURCH 10●19●62?”
⑤ “What can we do with 10,000 rounds of 22 longs?”
④ “How many long guns did he buy and where are they buried?”
③ “Never mind that, you fool, where did the old fart bury his gold?”
② “Remember: Don’t anyone touch the refrigerator! He was certifiable.”
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING HEARD AT MY FUNERAL:
① “Man! Am I glad that know-it-all-sob has left the building. Now lets get to the reading of the will.”
(ROFL, everyone will be surprised. I’ll have spent it all!)