Just killing time in the CCU!
TOP TEN THINGS HEARD AT MY FUNERAL:
⑩ “Who’s got the keys to the Shore House?”
⑨ “Whose got his passwords?”
⑧ “What do we do with 1,000 pounds of nitrogen packed rice?”
⑦ “What’s this about him having a George and a Martha at home?”
⑥ “Who wants 200 copies of CHURCH 10●19●62?”
⑤ “What can we do with 10,000 rounds of 22 longs?”
④ “How many long guns did he buy and where are they buried?”
③ “Never mind that, you fool, where did the old fart bury his gold?”
② “Remember: Don’t anyone touch the refrigerator! He was certifiable.”
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING HEARD AT MY FUNERAL:
① “Man! Am I glad that know-it-all-sob has left the building. Now lets get to the reading of the will.”
(ROFL, everyone will be surprised. I’ll have spent it all!)









Actually, I’d rather have 20 years or so, for all of us. We would figure out what to do with the time!
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And where are you planning to put your legs?
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I want the FIT! LoL
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