PLINKY: Overheard at My Own Funeral

Just killing time in the CCU!

TOP TEN THINGS HEARD AT MY FUNERAL:

⑩ “Who’s got the keys to the Shore House?”

⑨ “Whose got his passwords?”

⑧ “What do we do with 1,000 pounds of nitrogen packed rice?”

⑦ “What’s this about him having a George and a Martha at home?”

⑥ “Who wants 200 copies of CHURCH 10●19●62?”

⑤ “What can we do with 10,000 rounds of 22 longs?”

④ “How many long guns did he buy and where are they buried?”

③ “Never mind that, you fool, where did the old fart bury his gold?”

② “Remember: Don’t anyone touch the refrigerator! He was certifiable.”

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING HEARD AT MY FUNERAL:

① “Man! Am I glad that know-it-all-sob has left the building. Now lets get to the reading of the will.”

(ROFL, everyone will be surprised. I’ll have spent it all!)

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3 Responses to PLINKY: Overheard at My Own Funeral

  1. John F's avatar John F says:

    Actually, I’d rather have 20 years or so, for all of us. We would figure out what to do with the time!

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  2. reinkefj's avatar reinkefj says:

    And where are you planning to put your legs?

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  3. John F's avatar John F says:

    I want the FIT! LoL

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