Mozel Tov, to the proud parents. (Why does Dad get to be proud? Give the relative efforts! Mom should get the kudos.)
Note to self: time to update the “Book of Dates”.
Note to self: time to update the will.
(Hmm, is it like musical chairs? Do I pick the person who’s annoyed me the most and sub in? Or do I just have to work more?)
Births are my favorite of the happy events (i.e., births, weddings, engagement, lower number on the scale, obits of bad people).
We’ll now sing “If I was a rich man …” from Fiddler on the Roof.
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