The Zazzy Substitution
Penny: I got that. What I was going for was, you know, how is your life?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Just like everyone else’s. Subject to entropy, decay, and eventual death. Thank you for asking.
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FUN: “Entropy, Decay, and Death” LOL!
Saturday, September 8, 2012
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FUN: “Well then good news! Today’s the day a girl’s finally going to touch you in your little special place.”
Friday, September 7, 2012http://the-big-bang-theory.com/quotes/episode/419/
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Penny: Give my friend his stuff back.
Tod Zarnecki: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Penny: Well then good news! Today’s the day a girl’s finally going to touch you in your little special place.
*Kicks him in the groin*
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Never fails to make me laugh!
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FUN: Tongue-in-cheek advice for Taylor Swift
Sunday, August 12, 2012*** begin quote ***
Do: All the driving. Leave aside whether you believe in the mythical Kennedy Curse, thought to have plagued the family for generations. Think not of Mary Jo Kopechne, the would-be lady friend to Ted Kennedy who died at the bottom of a tidal channel in Chappaquiddick in 1969 after he took a wrong turn and drove them off a bridge. Think not of JFK Jr., who died in 1999 while piloting his own plane, taking his wife and sister-in-law with him. Think not even of Kerry Kennedy, who blamed a recent car wreck on a seizure. Teen boys are the most dangerous drivers in America, accounting for 30 percent of the total cost of motor vehicle injuries in the country. Why tempt fate? Better yet: Hire a chauffeur.
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In my earlier “advice”, I was worried for “America’s sweetheart”, the poetess laureate of puberty. The Kennedy’s are not what I’d call a “model of faithfulness”. How they are labeled “Catholic” defies my common sense? But, then if I was a bishop, I’d be suing for false advertising.
I pray that she comes through this with a worst some good song material.
Argh!
Being an old “SWIFTIE” has its angst.
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FUN: Dutch tourists
Wednesday, August 8, 2012FROM LUDDITE:
Watch this one to the end … these Dutch tourists certainly lucked out when they came upon this!
click here: http://www.youtube.com/embed/f_gBWPs4r3U
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Even a stopped clock is right twice per day!
Luddite scores a funny one.
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FUN: Least valuable team …
Saturday, July 28, 2012reinkefj has shared a video with you on YouTube:
Least valuable team … love it.
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Many a true word is said in a jest.
Maybe the yes way to turn back Socialism is to make people laugh at it. If it’s not take seriously, then every time a politician makes a promise the TV will play a laugh track.
Many moons ago, Rush proposed a frame around the tv that just say “He’s Lying”. Seems appropriate for ALL politicians and bureaucrats!
Is that to cynical?
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FUN: Had a “housewarming” party
Friday, July 27, 2012Folks for work came over.
After action report:
* Folks were shy to start eating.
* Saji got the Karaoke machine working; no takers. (Guess not enough beer.)
* Everyone seemed to have a good time.
* My camera died again.
* No breakage.
* Folks laughed at the contents of my freezer.
* Some expressed interest in my books
* Some one liked my green IKEA “desk” (really a board with two boxes in garish green)
* Folks toured and made polite noises (What were they going to say: “fool!”?)
* Dukie, the Realtor, thought the transformation was dramatic.
* Steve smoked a “see gar” on the porch; that smell will drive the skeeters from NOVA for a year!
Lessons Learned:
* Famous Daves — good; more meat, less beans, less beans.
* Less beer; Less soda; More wine. (Who knew!)
* More notice; better directions; few more chairs.
* Bigger doggie bags.
* Wednesday after work seemed to please everyone to dodge the traffic
Summary
* Fun
* Folks telling me to save stuff for the next party
* Groan when I suggested it might be the wake.
* Folks said “now we know where you live …”
* Identified as an “overflow conference facility”
* Laughs about “Oscar and Felix”
* Folks want more get togethers.
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FUN: Welcome to the Republican Party
Sunday, July 22, 2012SPAM FROM LUDDITE
“I recently asked my neighbors’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be a President. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ Her parents beamed with pride.
‘Wow…what a worthy …goal.’ I…… told her, ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re a President to do that! You can come over to my house to mow the lawn, pull weeds, trim my hedge, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.’
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ‘Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?’
I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party.’
Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.”
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Now we should be able to recast this a little and use the same punch line. Since the D’s and the R’s really aren’t THAT different.
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FUN: “I should have asked for much more than a robot and a comic book.”
Friday, July 20, 2012“I should have asked for much more than a robot and a comic book.” — “Sheldon” played by Jim Parsons in “Big Bang Theory” episode “The Guitarist Amplificiation” (11/9/2009).
A lesson for job seekers or anyone in a negotiation!
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FUN: Guess “winning” is always relative
Tuesday, July 17, 2012“If you skip the part about being under a two week quarantine because you were exposed to a deadly disease, absolutely!” — “Howard Wolowitz” played by Simon Helberg in the “The Engagement Reaction (5/12/2011)” episode of the Big Bang Theory
ROFL
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FUN: Watching the pilot of Big Bang Theory
Saturday, July 14, 2012“What’s the difference?”
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FUN: I vote for “Tail-egger”
Friday, July 6, 2012FROM MY FAVORITE GOOFERMENT WORKER
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Taylor Swift spends July 4 with Schwarzenegger’s son, other Kennedys
Flirt alert! Taylor Swift, 22, spent Independence Day hanging out with Patrick Schwarzenegger, 18, at the Kennedy compound in Hyannis Port, Mass., a source tells Us Weekly. ”They are getting to know each other, but she thinks he’s cute!” PHOTOS: Famous political families T …
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On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 5:48 PM, Favorite Gooferment Worker wrote:
“Favorite Gooferment Worker” shared this with you from TODAY Entertainment:
Note: “This can’t make you happy.”
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TO WHICH I QUICKLY RESPONDED
Sure it does.
The gal needs to find her one true love.
The big thing is do we call it “Taylor-negger”, “Pat-wift”, “Patta-Tail”, “SwiftaSwarrz”, or will we have another great “revenge song” from the Princess of Puberty?
She reminds me of when I was young such a long long time ago. When I was one of the young and beautiful. At least in my own mind.
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One concern I have is marital fidelity doesn’t run in the Kennedy genes; nor Schwarzenegger ones. So, as an old “swift”, I’d advise her to be extremely suspect of their intentions.
She’s not fifteen any more. And, lest she wind up plucked and thrown aside like Abigail, i’d use the aspirin method with these clan of philanderers! Joe Kennedy, Kerry Kennedy, Michael Kennedy, Kennedy nephew William Smith, Skakel, … chips off the old block — Bootleg Joe, JFK, RFK, and Teddie.
Either that or bring her Mom and Dad on any date.
Remember Martha Moxley, Mary Jo Kopechne, and countless others. That came out a lot worse than wear and tear.
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FUN: Listening to “Dear Boss” ℅ “Irish Pub Radio” on TUNNIN radio app
Thursday, July 5, 2012… some of the songs are absolutely great.
Puts me back in the Red Garter, Gerdie’s Folk City, or the other clubs in the 60’s Village.
Just listened to “Dear Boss”, a Clancy Brothers’ classic — I remember taking dates — those gals who preceded Our Girl and Our Girl to their concerts — I went to lots of those — … …
… … any way, back to “Dear Boss”, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a funnier “dumb” song. It was funny to me then; it’s still funny today.
Sigh!.
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FUN: Root to kill “Dad John Carter!”
Monday, June 18, 2012Was tired this morning. Stayed up to watch the two hour premiere of Falling Skies.
Not sure if I liked it.
Can’t we “kill off” “john carter” and all the Hollywood stereotypes? Some of the characters are distracting.
Like the little kid shooting a souped up AR15.
Yeah, right!
More likely than killing the alien, he’d have done us all a great service and killed his “dad john carter”.
I’ve shot a plain old ar15. It has kick like a mad child. It tends to rise. So the kid would be on his A Double Q with flash impaired vision and gunfire deafness. The only way he get the alien is when the slug shot up would come down like a mortar round!
Personally, I could cheer: (a) the kid’s wild fire kills “john carter”; (b) the alien kills “john carter”; or © the returning to earth slug kill everyone.
Anyone else rooting for the aliens over the formulaic Hollywood writers?
Probably should stop now befre I become “Politcally Incorrect”!
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FUN: “It’s not that late. You can still go out and look for number thirty two.”
Sunday, June 17, 2012ROFL!
Robot hand. Shamy date.
Adult topics. But very funny.
Good for what ails you.
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FUN: Bomb Diggity
Sunday, June 17, 2012http://www.soslang.com/term/bomb-diggity
1. Bomb Diggity 381 60
totally the awesomest, no lie
aw man rachel is beyond the bomb diggity
By Richard Maldonado
2. Bomb Diggity 233 64
Awesomeness in its purest form.
“Holy shit, KELLY IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!”
By Gabriel Putman
3. Bomb Diggity 146 58
“somthing that is cool or just the shit”
“awesome”
“Damn man, that trick was bomb diggity!”
By Gene Hulse
4. Bomb Diggity 77 61
the coolest, hippest, wannabewith person
Shannon blew him away. He thought she was the bomb diggity.
By William Long
5. Bomb Diggity 29 18
Cool; Hott; Sexy; Off the Chain!!
That milf is the Bomb Diggity
By Matthew Johnson
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SPS
(self praise stinks)
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FUN: BBT “This is going to look great next to my retraining order from Leonard Nimoy” — The Excelsior Acquisition 03/01/10
Friday, June 8, 2012LOL!
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FUN: “sheldon tried to steal the ring and i punched him — that’s my girl.” — The Precious Fragmentation 2010-03-28
Sunday, June 3, 2012ROFL! She’s the consummate actress. Taylor be careful! She could bump you out. And she’s got muguppies. LOL!
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FUN: BBT “My (super) power is the ability to pretend like I give a damn about your pidley ass problems” — The Pants Alternative (3/22/10)
Saturday, June 2, 2012ROFL!
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FUN: BBT “OK the (Schrödinger’s) cat’s alive. Let go to dinner” –The Tangerine Factor
Friday, June 1, 2012After a terrible drive north, I got a good laff out of this.
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FUN: Another bad joke
Thursday, May 31, 2012FROM HR SUE:
Sven and Ole
Two Minnesota engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walks by asks what they were doing.
“Ve’re supposed to find da height of dis flagpole, ” said Sven, “but
ve don’t haff a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple bolts, and
laid the pole down on the ground.
Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement,
announced, “Twenty one feet, six inches,” and walked away.
Ole shook his head and laughed. “Ain’t dat just like a voman! Ve ask
fer da height and she gives us da length!”
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Guess it could have been worse. The “woman” could have been blond. LOL!
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FUN: Interesting, imaginative visual, haunting words
Monday, May 21, 2012http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hsVICl7d8k&feature=colike
Published on May 17, 2012 by TaylorSwiftVEVO
Music video by Taylor Swift performing Eyes Open. (C) 2012 Big Machine Records, LLC.
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As an old “swiftie”, is this our heroine sending out a coded message to the faithful about her recent alleged bob job.
As a tin foil hat, I can read into anything.
How does one sleep with their eyes open?
LOL!
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Also, why is it “not viewable from a mobile device”? Like an iPad?
It the a deep plot by “VEVO” to get your to download their “free” IPAD app?
Does YouTube know they’re “stealing” their eyeballs and clicks?
Very interesting.
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FUN: ferd-ism — Remember “work” is dirty and sweaty; what we get paid to do, really can’t be called “work”.
Friday, May 18, 2012Very Zen. But needs shortening.
“dirty and sweaty, work is; play, all else is”
That’s sounds like a Pennsylvania Dutch version of Yoda.
Any Zen-ites who can translate?
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FUN: Lorre #389
Sunday, May 13, 2012CATCHING UP ON MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
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“… something primal, something deeply human being expressed when these characters unconsciously hold hands …”
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“… you’ve laughed a lot …”
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Yup.
… but no one’s had to hold ever again.
Better to have love’d and lost than to have never loved at all.
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FUN: “Guys, I think it’s hot in here. I’ll just take off all my clothes.” ROFL!
Saturday, May 5, 2012Catching up on my TV watching!
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FUN: “I’m a horney injineer; I never joke about math or sex.”
Saturday, May 5, 2012Catching up on my TV favorites.
ROFL!
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FUN: “A pretty girl girl like Bernadatte will find a new guy!”
Saturday, May 5, 2012FUN: “A pretty girl girl like Bernadatte will find a new guy!”
Catching up with TV shows.
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