FUN: “What you’ve never seen a hypocrite before?”

“What you’ve never seen a hypocrite before?”
— ‘The Big Bang Theory’ Character Leonard
    played by Johnny Galecki in
    ‘The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis’ 12/15/2008

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FUN: “Well then good news! Today’s the day a girl’s finally going to touch you in your little special place.”

http://the-big-bang-theory.com/quotes/episode/419/

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Penny: Give my friend his stuff back.

Tod Zarnecki: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Penny: Well then good news! Today’s the day a girl’s finally going to touch you in your little special place.

*Kicks him in the groin*

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Never fails to make me laugh!

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FUN: “I should have asked for much more than a robot and a comic book.”

“I should have asked for much more than a robot and a comic book.” — “Sheldon” played by Jim Parsons in “Big Bang Theory” episode “The Guitarist Amplificiation” (11/9/2009).

A lesson for job seekers or anyone in a negotiation!

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FUN: Guess “winning” is always relative

“If you skip the part about being under a two week quarantine because you were exposed to a deadly disease, absolutely!” — “Howard Wolowitz” played by Simon Helberg in the “The Engagement Reaction (5/12/2011)” episode of the Big Bang Theory

ROFL

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