FUN: You just need an RX

A nice calm lady went into the pharmacy, and said to the pharmacist, ” I’d like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, ” Why in the world do you need cyanide?”The lady replied, ” I need it to poison my husband. “

The pharmacist explained, ” I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw us in jail! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”  The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said,” You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

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Tip of the Hat: To wife’s school chum, who made me laugh.

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FUN: A harmonica in Carnegie Hall.

FROM LUDDITE

Subject: Worth a listen

http://www.wimp.com/harmonicacarnegie/

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A harmonica in Carnegie Hall.

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Agreed. Some talent; some lungs. No date? No name. Should show that to all the children to inspire them? Impressive.

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