Every once in a while, Luddite comes up with a good one!!!
Yeah, and there’s no inflation!
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FUN: Luddite submits a “gas” joke!
Saturday, October 13, 2012
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FUN: Wonder how many authors there are? 4691!
Friday, October 12, 2012
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Dear ferdinand j. reinke, |
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Today we have added a new feature, Amazon Author Rank, the definitive list of best-selling authors on Amazon.com. This list makes it easy for readers to discover the best-selling authors on Amazon.com overall and within a selection of major genres. |
Your Amazon Author Rank: 4691 in Science Fiction |
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Amazon Author Rank is your rank based on the sales of all of your books on Amazon.com. Just like Amazon Best Sellers, it is updated hourly. The top 100 authors overall and the top 100 in selected genres will be displayed on Amazon.com. You can see your Amazon Author Rank trended over time inAuthor Central. You can find your Amazon Author Rank in Author Central under the Rank tab. Historical rank data is available from September 28, 2012. We’re always interested in feedback, so please let us know what you think. The Author Central Team https://authorcentral.amazon.com P.S. You may have friends who are authors; feel free to pass this email along to them. Amazon Author Rank is a feature available to all authors registered in Author Central. |
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FUN: “Greasy Spoon” badge
Tuesday, October 9, 2012LOL! Another meaningless inet thing.
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Congrats! Your recent check-in at 29 Diner just unlocked the Greasy Spoon badge, Level 3! |
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Sticky vinyl booths, bottomless mugs of joe, apple pie fresh out of the display case… Does that waitress have syrup on her hairnet? Sounds like diner heaven to us. Now, treat yourself to onion rings. Or a milkshake. We suggest both. You’ve been to 10 different diners! The next level is only 5 more new diners away! Milkshake city! |
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FUN: Met with Newt And Callista
Monday, October 8, 2012Two very gracious people!
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FUN: Swift gets the last laugh
Saturday, October 6, 2012Horace Mann School for the Deaf in Allston gets a personal gift from Taylor Swift
Boston.com
The local public school made national news in August when internet trolls on 4chan and Reddit began nominating Horace Mann to win a Papa John’s and Chegg-sponsored contest that would send pop singer Taylor Swift to perform at the school with the …
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You have to admit that the inet trolls have a sense of humor!
That’s “my” girl. She’ to savvy. (Or her marketing team is?) To let this “challenge” go unanswered.
I’d still suggest that she do the concert. What better way to insure she’s “america’s sweetheart”.
I wouldn’t make a big deal of it. Maybe a “surprise one” like the one at Auburn.
And it’s is close to Conor?
LOL!
(What do you want from a fat old white guy injineer with no life?)
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FUN: Bernard McGirk on “replacement refs”
Thursday, September 27, 2012“Our long national nightmare is over!. — Bernard McGirk on the Don Imus show about the regular refs coming back to work
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We have so many problems. Serious problems — unemployment, deficit, debt, crime in Chicago, immigration, … … California finances, crony capitalism … …
… … where in this list is “replacement refs”?
Argh!
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FUN: “Entropy, Decay, and Death” LOL!
Saturday, September 8, 2012The Zazzy Substitution
Penny: I got that. What I was going for was, you know, how is your life?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Just like everyone else’s. Subject to entropy, decay, and eventual death. Thank you for asking.
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FUN: “Well then good news! Today’s the day a girl’s finally going to touch you in your little special place.”
Friday, September 7, 2012http://the-big-bang-theory.com/quotes/episode/419/
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Penny: Give my friend his stuff back.
Tod Zarnecki: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Penny: Well then good news! Today’s the day a girl’s finally going to touch you in your little special place.
*Kicks him in the groin*
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Never fails to make me laugh!
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FUN: Tongue-in-cheek advice for Taylor Swift
Sunday, August 12, 2012*** begin quote ***
Do: All the driving. Leave aside whether you believe in the mythical Kennedy Curse, thought to have plagued the family for generations. Think not of Mary Jo Kopechne, the would-be lady friend to Ted Kennedy who died at the bottom of a tidal channel in Chappaquiddick in 1969 after he took a wrong turn and drove them off a bridge. Think not of JFK Jr., who died in 1999 while piloting his own plane, taking his wife and sister-in-law with him. Think not even of Kerry Kennedy, who blamed a recent car wreck on a seizure. Teen boys are the most dangerous drivers in America, accounting for 30 percent of the total cost of motor vehicle injuries in the country. Why tempt fate? Better yet: Hire a chauffeur.
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In my earlier “advice”, I was worried for “America’s sweetheart”, the poetess laureate of puberty. The Kennedy’s are not what I’d call a “model of faithfulness”. How they are labeled “Catholic” defies my common sense? But, then if I was a bishop, I’d be suing for false advertising.
I pray that she comes through this with a worst some good song material.
Argh!
Being an old “SWIFTIE” has its angst.
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FUN: Dutch tourists
Wednesday, August 8, 2012FROM LUDDITE:
Watch this one to the end … these Dutch tourists certainly lucked out when they came upon this!
click here: http://www.youtube.com/embed/f_gBWPs4r3U
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Even a stopped clock is right twice per day!
Luddite scores a funny one.
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