reinkefj has shared a video with you on YouTube:
Least valuable team … love it.
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Many a true word is said in a jest.
Maybe the yes way to turn back Socialism is to make people laugh at it. If it’s not take seriously, then every time a politician makes a promise the TV will play a laugh track.
Many moons ago, Rush proposed a frame around the tv that just say “He’s Lying”. Seems appropriate for ALL politicians and bureaucrats!
Is that to cynical?
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Folks for work came over.
After action report:
* Folks were shy to start eating.
* Saji got the Karaoke machine working; no takers. (Guess not enough beer.)
* Everyone seemed to have a good time.
* My camera died again.
* No breakage.
* Folks laughed at the contents of my freezer.
* Some expressed interest in my books
* Some one liked my green IKEA “desk” (really a board with two boxes in garish green)
* Folks toured and made polite noises (What were they going to say: “fool!”?)
* Dukie, the Realtor, thought the transformation was dramatic.
* Steve smoked a “see gar” on the porch; that smell will drive the skeeters from NOVA for a year!
Lessons Learned:
* Famous Daves — good; more meat, less beans, less beans.
* Less beer; Less soda; More wine. (Who knew!)
* More notice; better directions; few more chairs.
* Bigger doggie bags.
* Wednesday after work seemed to please everyone to dodge the traffic
Summary
* Fun
* Folks telling me to save stuff for the next party
* Groan when I suggested it might be the wake.
* Folks said “now we know where you live …”
* Identified as an “overflow conference facility”
* Laughs about “Oscar and Felix”
* Folks want more get togethers.
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SPAM FROM LUDDITE
“I recently asked my neighbors’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be a President. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ Her parents beamed with pride.
‘Wow…what a worthy …goal.’ I…… told her, ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re a President to do that! You can come over to my house to mow the lawn, pull weeds, trim my hedge, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.’
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ‘Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?’
I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party.’
Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.”
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Now we should be able to recast this a little and use the same punch line. Since the D’s and the R’s really aren’t THAT different.
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“I should have asked for much more than a robot and a comic book.” — “Sheldon” played by Jim Parsons in “Big Bang Theory” episode “The Guitarist Amplificiation” (11/9/2009).
A lesson for job seekers or anyone in a negotiation!
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“If you skip the part about being under a two week quarantine because you were exposed to a deadly disease, absolutely!” — “Howard Wolowitz” played by Simon Helberg in the “The Engagement Reaction (5/12/2011)” episode of the Big Bang Theory
ROFL
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“What’s the difference?”
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FROM MY FAVORITE GOOFERMENT WORKER
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Taylor Swift spends July 4 with Schwarzenegger’s son, other Kennedys
Flirt alert! Taylor Swift, 22, spent Independence Day hanging out with Patrick Schwarzenegger, 18, at the Kennedy compound in Hyannis Port, Mass., a source tells Us Weekly. ”They are getting to know each other, but she thinks he’s cute!” PHOTOS: Famous political families T …
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On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 5:48 PM, Favorite Gooferment Worker wrote:
“Favorite Gooferment Worker” shared this with you from TODAY Entertainment:
Note: “This can’t make you happy.”
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TO WHICH I QUICKLY RESPONDED
Sure it does.
The gal needs to find her one true love.
The big thing is do we call it “Taylor-negger”, “Pat-wift”, “Patta-Tail”, “SwiftaSwarrz”, or will we have another great “revenge song” from the Princess of Puberty?
She reminds me of when I was young such a long long time ago. When I was one of the young and beautiful. At least in my own mind.
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One concern I have is marital fidelity doesn’t run in the Kennedy genes; nor Schwarzenegger ones. So, as an old “swift”, I’d advise her to be extremely suspect of their intentions.
She’s not fifteen any more. And, lest she wind up plucked and thrown aside like Abigail, i’d use the aspirin method with these clan of philanderers! Joe Kennedy, Kerry Kennedy, Michael Kennedy, Kennedy nephew William Smith, Skakel, … chips off the old block — Bootleg Joe, JFK, RFK, and Teddie.
Either that or bring her Mom and Dad on any date.
Remember Martha Moxley, Mary Jo Kopechne, and countless others. That came out a lot worse than wear and tear.
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Maybe on reflection, she should stick to the Nashville talent.
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… some of the songs are absolutely great.
Puts me back in the Red Garter, Gerdie’s Folk City, or the other clubs in the 60’s Village.
Just listened to “Dear Boss”, a Clancy Brothers’ classic — I remember taking dates — those gals who preceded Our Girl and Our Girl to their concerts — I went to lots of those — … …
… … any way, back to “Dear Boss”, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a funnier “dumb” song. It was funny to me then; it’s still funny today.
Sigh!.
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Was tired this morning. Stayed up to watch the two hour premiere of Falling Skies.
Not sure if I liked it.
Can’t we “kill off” “john carter” and all the Hollywood stereotypes? Some of the characters are distracting.
Like the little kid shooting a souped up AR15.
Yeah, right!
More likely than killing the alien, he’d have done us all a great service and killed his “dad john carter”.
I’ve shot a plain old ar15. It has kick like a mad child. It tends to rise. So the kid would be on his A Double Q with flash impaired vision and gunfire deafness. The only way he get the alien is when the slug shot up would come down like a mortar round!
Personally, I could cheer: (a) the kid’s wild fire kills “john carter”; (b) the alien kills “john carter”; or © the returning to earth slug kill everyone.
Anyone else rooting for the aliens over the formulaic Hollywood writers?
Probably should stop now befre I become “Politcally Incorrect”!
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ROFL!
Robot hand. Shamy date.
Adult topics. But very funny.
Good for what ails you.
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