NEWJERSEY: Geese, dogs, and sports create a Gooferment problem

Goose Patrol: Lavallette Considering Options to Accommodate Man’s Best Friend

by Daniel Nee
July 19, 2022

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For years, Lavallette was able to solve two community demands with one unique program. At long last, after years of dealing with bird droppings covering the borough’s ball fields, officials implemented a new system that would naturally shoo away the invaders while also providing an opportunity for local dogs (with responsible owners) to stretch their legs with a place to run.

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First world problem. 

Now let’s hire more bureaucrats to “regulate” the use?