http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/07/sarah_palin_all_in.html
July 05, 2009
Sarah Palin — All In
By Jay Valentine
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What an irony if the only American President who can make a 3 point shot were taken out by a point guard who came up to his shoulder. And if the guard was a chick — who went to a no name school?
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ROFL! What a hoot. And, I think she’s just the gal that could do it.
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http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/items/tinfoilhat.xml
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“On behalf of the International Gnomish Conspiracy, I’ve got to inform you that we’re almost out of tinfoil.”
Every engineer knows that in order to achieve true greatness, it is imperative to always keep a clear, unclouded mind and to protect one’s secrets from those who would seek to steal or plagiarize the radical new designs of a hard-working genius. The Tinfoil Hat is the logical result of this profound insight, combining tinfoil’s powerful mental shielding properties with the excellent counter-hexing effect of troll tears and the outstanding mind-focus powers of one of Azeroth’s most precious gems.
However, besides keeping the wearer safe from mind spies and the thought police, it also removes the wearer’s character profile from the World of Warcraft Armory to further guarantee that no one will be able to divine all of the wearer’s tightly held secrets. Furthermore, wearers of the Tinfoil Hat will not show up in /who listings, and they will also be immune to inspection from other players.
The schematic for the Tinfoil Hat can be obtained by high-level characters from two faction-specific vendor NPCs in or around Area 52 that sell the schematic to anyone. There is, however, a catch. The creative masterminds who invented the Tinfoil Hat, special engineers Sculder and Mully, are extremely suspicious of any and all visitors. They use Gnomish Cloaking Devices and their own Tinfoil Hats to stay out of sight, and they will only reveal themselves to connoisseurs of their favorite foods — Dried Mushroom Rations for Sculder, and Dried Fruit Rations for Mully (these items can be bought in Thrallmar and Honor Hold).
The only drawback is that the increased focus provided by the Tinfoil Hat may sometimes lead the wearer to achieve a superlative level of mental clarity, through which he can see the manifold subtle connections between seemingly unrelated facts and events, revealing to the wearer a much sharper image of the truth. Resisting the urge to share this truth with other, less illuminated players can be difficult, indeed…
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“Allows the wearer to see “the truth.” May lead to an incontrollable urge to share “the truth” with others.”
Yes, it does!
And, blogging allows me to share “the truth” with you so you can’t see my tin foil hat!
ROFL!
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From:
Date: June 19, 2009 9:03:13 AM EDT
To:
Subject: Letter from the Boss
LETTER FROM THE BOSS:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off 60 of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me; since I believe we are family here, and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found 60 ‘Obama’ bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
They voted for change; I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
Signed,
The Boss
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Sasquatch music festival 2009 – Guy starts dance party
At first it’s weird. Just the guy, dancing to a different drummer. Then, a little supports, as other weirdos join him. Then, everyone wants to be part.
What does one learn from this?
March to your own drum. Who cares what others think!
It’s a fun three minutes.
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Cultural Differences
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded:
* Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
* Two French men and one French woman.
* Two German men and one German woman.
* Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
* Two British men and one British woman.
* Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
* Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
* Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.
* Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
* Two American men and one American woman.
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
* The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage à trois.
* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
* The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.
* The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the British woman.
* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.
* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply more employees for their stores.
* The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few pints of coconut whisky. However, they’re satisfied because the British aren’t having any fun..
* The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn’t they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=reinkefj
May I please have your “thumbs up” to an entry I made in the Urban Dictionary?
outsouring
The reaction to outsourcing IT work to a foreign country that turns out badly. For example, a big global bank sends its IT development work to India saving grazillions, but finds that the users can’t get it exactly like they want and don’t have the developers at arm’s length to beat up.
“We’re outsouring the application back to the USA from India to get what we want.”
“Delta Airlines is outsouring its call centers back to the USA in response to customer complaints about understanding agents and being understood by them.”
Amazing how much difference a “C” can make!
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http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123906731177395605.html
GM, Segway to Make Vehicle
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Yeah, I can see that sandwiched between two SUVs? Ruins the organs for a donation.
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FaceBook In Reality – idiotsofants.com and BBC’sThe Wall
Hilarious “poke” at social networking and FACEBOOK in particular.
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Every once in a while my Luddite friend finds a inet fable that is humorous. (I doubt he wrote this himself. The BCC gives it away.)
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I have to admit it. My liberal friends were right.
They told me if I voted for McCain, the nation’s Hope would deteriorate, and sure enough there has been a 20 point drop in the Consumer Confidence Index since the election, reaching a lower point than any time during the Bush administration.
They told me if I voted for McCain, the US would become more deeply embroiled in the Middle East, and sure enough tens of thousands of additional troops are scheduled to be deployed into Afghanistan.
They told me if I voted for McCain, that the economy would get worse and sure enough unemployment is approaching 8.8% and the new stimulus packages implemented recently have sent the stock market lower than at any time since 1997.
They told me if I voted for McCain, we would see more “crooks” in high ranking positions in Federal government and sure enough, several recent cabinet nominees and Senate appointments revealed resumes of bribery and tax fraud.
Well I ignored my Democrat friends in November and voted for McCain. And they were right… many of their predictions have come true.
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ROFL!
Well, in actuality, he buys into the two party illusion. I’m working on making him a little L libertarian. Then, we’ll convert him to be a voluntaryist!
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http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/01/30/belly-button-beauty.html
Belly Button Beauty Cues Potential Mates
Jessica Marshall, Discovery News
Jan. 30, 2009 — Navel-gazing may serve a useful purpose, after all. People may use belly button beauty to assess the fitness of a potential mate, according to Aki Sinkkonen of the University of Helsinki, Finland.
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Now it all makes sense. Low rise jeans and short shirts are all to bare the midriff. It’s all about attracting a mate. It’s not enough that gals use chemical warfare to capture us hapless males into a life time of toil. They have to use semi-nudity too?
ROFL.
Run for your lives men.
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Now that O (Obama) is POTUS, does O (Oprah) have to cede the designation O to him?
There’s a cat fight I’d pay to see.
LOL!
Maybe one of them can be O2 or Otoo. Yet Another O — Yao.
But O2 is oxygen and that’s a TV network.
Maybe with Oprah’s political support of Obama, there’s no diff!
ROFL.
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FROM LUDDITE, FORWARDING SOMETHING ON:
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Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He next announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: “Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.”
The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys for 700 billion dollars.
They never saw the man or his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys!
Now you have a better understanding of how the WALL STREET BAILOUT PLAN WILL WORK !!!!
It doesn’t get much clearer than this…………….
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Funny. AND all to true!
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090105/ap_on_sp_fo_ga_su/fbn_eagles_vikings
Eagles fly past Vikings with 26-14 playoff victory
By DAVE CAMPBELL, AP Sports Writer Dave Campbell, Ap Sports Writer – 1 hr 9 mins ago
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MINNEAPOLIS – Above the Metrodome’s deafening noise, Donovan McNabb stayed poised. Completing passes precisely when the Eagles needed him to, McNabb repeatedly sidestepped the Minnesota rush and sent Philadelphia to a 26-14 playoff win Sunday after being all but forgotten as a postseason contender just one month earlier.
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I’d say that the Vikings were outcouched!
With 6_ minutes to go, 4th and 10, the Vikings punted.
There went the game!
Out Coached!
Argh!
Was a good game up to that point!
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Need the title explained?
MP4B = “Millionaires Playing For Billionaires”
And, we’re supposed to cut them some slack, feel sorry for their screwed up lives, and pay tax subsidies to MLB, NFL, NHL, and others? Not bloodly well likely. They should pay their own way and kiss the ground every morning for having it so easy.
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http://www.nypost.com/seven/01022009/news/regionalnews/happy______new_146872.htm
HAPPY #*%! NEW YEAR TO YOU, TOO!
COMIC KATHY LASHES OUT AT HECKLER ON CNN
By JEREMY OLSHAN
Last updated: 9:04 am
January 2, 2009
Posted: 1:32 am
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Comedienne Kathy Griffin may be doomed to life on CNN’s S-list after answering a heckler with a shrieking, vulgar tirade during the network’s live New Year’s Eve broadcast.
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I’m shock and appalled at the reference and language on TV.
“I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!” Captain Renault in Casablanca
Actually, I thought she was pretty funny and handled the heckler with what he deserved.
Mess with a comic at you own risk.
AND, if we heard what the politicians say when we’re not listening, that would be an education.
The old media is propaganda. Thinking that they are so “above the fray”.
Nice to see some honesty on TV.
Not everyone is perky Kattie C!
More honesty; less phoneysism.
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“Do you fix misspelled menus? Correct your girlfriend’s grammar? Cringe every time someone says “supposably” or “nucular”? Has this obsessive behavior ever gotten you in trouble (i.e., dumped, fired, or arrested for defacing public property?).”
No, but when I was hot under the collar about a room reservation screw up, I did roast a hotel clerk’s tail feathers over the word “ilregardless”. Every once and while my Luddite friend uses it. We all laff.
But, I’m not sure he was joking?
(Are you?)
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Blagojevich Indictment Threatens Nation With Asterisk Shortage
By gillespie @ reason.com (Nick Gillespie)
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ROFL!
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The analysis indicates that the author of http://www.reinkefaceslife.com/ is of the type:
ISTP – The Mechanics
[ISTP]
The independent and problem-solving type. They are especially attuned to the demands of the moment are masters of responding to challenges that arise spontaneously. They generally prefer to think things out for themselves and often avoid inter-personal conflicts.
The Mechanics enjoy working together with other independent and highly skilled people and often like seek fun and action both in their work and personal life. They enjoy adventure and risk such as in driving race cars or working as policemen and firefighters.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7702913.stm
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The English is clear enough to lorry drivers – but the Welsh reads “I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated.”
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rofl!
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http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/mccain-qvc-open/805381/
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You really have to be able to laugh at yourself.
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FROM LUDDITE:
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter: ‘Want coffee.’
The waiter says, ‘Sure, Chief. Coming right up.’
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere And then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling Another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to The waiter ‘Want coffee.’
The waiter says ‘Whoa, Tonto! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?’
The Indian smiles and proudly says …
‘Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, Leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear for rest of day.’
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http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/023413.html
Bad news from Asia this afternoon as Japanese banks are the latest to be hit. Apparently,
* Origami Bank has folded.
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Ig Nobel Prizes – Humorous Alternative To Scandinavia’s Nobel Prizes
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There was even more agitation over the chemistry prize, awarded jointly to rival teams – one from the United States which determined Coca-Cola to be an effective spermicide and one from Taiwan which proved it is not.
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Handing out awards was William Lipscomb, the genuine 1976 Nobel laureate for chemistry, also doubling on Thursday, at the age of 89, as the hero in the “Win-a-Date-With-a-Nobel-Laureate Contest”.
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The ability to laugh at ourselves is probably our crowning ability.
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http://www.patronsaintmedals.com//28_ST_JOSEPH_HOME_SALE_KITS.asp
ST. JOSEPH HOME SALES KIT
Located in: ST. JOSEPH HOME SALE KITS–>St. Joseph Home Sale Kits
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Now I’ve seen everything! Wonder if the congress critters have heard of this remedy.
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http://tslrf.blogspot.com/2008/09/joke-of-day_7327.html
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Joke of the Day- State Mottos
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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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