FROM LISA FROM THE BAYONNE DINER:
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Now you know the story of the three little pigs.
The first little pig built his house out of straw because it was the easiest thing to do.
The second little pig built his house out of sticks. This was a little bit stronger than a straw house.
The third little pig built his house out of bricks.
One night the big bad wolf, who dearly loved to eat fat little piggies, came along and saw the first little pig in his house of straw. He said “Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in!”
“Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin”, said the little pig.
But of course the wolf did blow the house in and ate the first little pig.
Many people got the ending wrong.
The Sticks Pig, peeking out his window, saw what happened to the Straw Pig and pulled out his cell phone for a quick call.
As the wolf walked towards the Stick House, a big black limo pulled up. A distinguished Pig in an Armani suit, Italian shoes, and several gold rings stepped out. He was quickly followed by two big well-built Pigs. One had a baseball bat and the other a rebar. Both in muscle t-shirts with multiple gold chains. The Distinguished Pig snapped his fingers and pointed at the Wolf. The two big pigs jumped the wolf, beat the crap out of him, duct taped him up, and threw him in the trunk. Then they all got back in the limo and drove away.
Now Brick Pig saw this for he to was peeking out of his window, ran over to the Stick Pig’s house. Stick Pig came out to meet him. “What just happened? Who were those Pigs?”. said Brick Pig breathlessly.
Stick Pig calmly replied:”Oh those were my friends … … the Guinea Pigs!”
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ROFL
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