JOBSEARCH: You could be locked out; plan for it!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/26292488-8360-11dd
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http://tinyurl.com/6lb9dl

Shocked Lehman staff told to ‘move on’
By FT Reporters
Published: September 15 2008 21:42 | Last updated: September 15 2008 21:42

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“I’ve had people calling me from telephone boxes. In the old days you’d just pick up your Rolodex and you’d bugger off. Now everything in your life is with the company,” said a former employee.

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You gotta be kidding me. Anyone, who doesn’t prepare for the axe, can’t expect sympathy when it comes. Disaster Recovery means you should be able to operate “You, Inc.” from  wherever you are. It’s very nice that you use the boss’ computer to do all your stuff.

But what happens when you are cutoff?

When you own it, they can’t “steal” it from you. You need your own computer!

When you keep a copy of all YOUR important data in the cloud, any inet café can become your base of operations.

So what’s your plan. Do you need a hurricane like Ike, or a meltdown like Lehman, to convice you to protect yourself?

Turkeys never learn!

{gobble, gobble!}

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JOBSEARCH: When you get nuked, ask for … …

Monday, September 15, 2008

http://www.careerhubblog.com/main/2008/09/job-security–.html

Job Security – Six Types, and More . . .

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6. Continued Perception of Employment: To some, “perception is reality.” Employers will sometimes agree to give an employee the right to (a) keep their title, (b) use their office, (c) maintain email and phone answering, and the like, in order to maintain their appearance of being employed. This prevents the substantial diminution of “perception of value” in the employment marketplace that comes from coming to an interview “hat in hand,” and also precludes the interview question, “Why were you fired?”

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Tis probably should be an “ask” when you get the nuking that is coming. Eventually everyone gets the axe!

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JOBSEARCH: “update your resume” month!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008
update your resume month

update your resume month

TECHNOLOGY: Using freedownlodmanager, mp3split-ght, and some batch files to make life easy

What a great idea from these folks. With some logic why this particular month. As the Master of Turkeys, I’d say every month should be “update your resume month”, but that wouldn’t slap the uninvolved into awareness like a specific month. All too often I find ‘baby turkeys’ wandering the high and by ways of the inet in shell shock. Nuked, streeted, and abused. An excellent reminder, if you don’t need your job, dont worry, be happy. Everyone else, update your resume. Everyone is a risk of the unemployment line. imho!

the big fat old turkey hisself

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JOBSEARCH: Social Networking … a wisp of value. If you can catch it?

Saturday, July 12, 2008

http://www.dailyblogtips.com/are-social-networks-like-the-fashion-industry

Are Social Networks Like the Fashion Industry?

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The question then becomes: will it ever stop? How many times you joined a social network, created a profile, invited friends to join, and then abandoned it completely after a couple of months? Are we looking for something that will add real value for our lives, or we are just following what everyone else is doing?

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TO WHICH I ADD MY COMMENT:

“Social Networking” a la MySpace, Friendster, Facebook, and LinkedIn has a wisp of value. If you can catch it?

It does allow you to “reach” people you would not normally see, speak to, or even know about in the hum drum drone of daily activities.

Where folks delude themselves is that: this is the “networking” that all the career counselors urge people to do. You know, to “tap the hidden job market” and make a grazillion dollars per year. Or was that per month?

In a recent experiment, on LinkedIn, (Disclaimer: I am not an open networker who will exchange LinkedIn links with just anyone to generate a high number. I have standards. I’m not a connection slut.) Anyway, in my recent experiment, I was only able to exchange an email, phone call, im, or visit with about a third of my LinkedIn “network”. I was stunned at that!

In job search terms, one seeks to harness the power of weak associations by creating a granfaloon of people who will alert you when they see “YOUR JOB” go by on their radar.

What that third meant that I had about 600 less of those “weak connections” to use when I get laid off than I thought I had. AND Yes, I said “when I get laid off”!

That’s another delusion that people have. That employment is not transient. The days of the gold watch and pension is long gone. The only paycheck you are sure of is the one you’ve cashed.

So social networking gives these soon to be fired fools the illusion that they are “networking” like all the employment gurus tell them to do. What one really should be seeking to capture is a “conversation” with these people to get that “weak link association” working for you.

The social networking site that becomes the lingua franca of social networking sites will really have capture that value proposition IF and ONLY IF it encourages conversations. Then we can stop “churning” and start (to misquote an old I Luv Lucy episode) “conversating”.

imho

p.s., Speaking of delusions, we can add to the list of jumbo shrimp, Military Intelligence, honest lawyer and my all time favorite “a politician who wants change” to that list. Delusions are just memes that are wrong. Unfortunately government is one meme that can kill and impoverish us. Where my pitchfork and torch! Get the tar and feathers. The tax and spend folks of BOTH parties have escaped the asylum! We need to put them back in the nut house; not vote them into political office!

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JOBSEARCH: An employee is just a consultant

Saturday, May 10, 2008

FROM AN EMAIL TO A TURKEY

It’s a new reality; jobs don’t stay around long. Every employee has to realize they are just a consultant, with a gig of undetermined length, without a contract or an agreement.

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JOBSEARCH: things a compensation system needs to accomplish

Friday, January 25, 2008

http://davidmaister.com/blog/548/Compensation-Systems

Passion, People and Principles
post # 493 — Friday, January 25, 2008 — a Managing, Strategy post
Compensation Systems

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I’m thinking of writing a monograph or a book on compensation systems. As part of it, I began a list of some of the things a compensation system needs to accomplish. It’s a long potential list of objectives – too long, since no one system can accomplish all too many objectives – and many of them are contradictory!!

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The compensation system should not be “game-able” by the company. You’ve focused all on what the company needs; what does the employee need? A “crystal’ box process that can’t be “past posted” by the company. Two of the most demoralizing experiences I’ve had was when I did hit a “home run” which should have paid a multi-million dollar bonus the rules changed AND, another time, they decided what they wanted to pay and “backed in” to that by tinkering with the formula. Argh!

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JOBSEARCH: How do you teach “networking”?

Friday, January 18, 2008

http://glcavalier.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/networking-is-sexually-unbiased/

January 18, 2008
Networking is Sexually Unbiased
Posted by G. Lane Cavalier under Networking

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Lillian D Bjorseth had the following article in her newsletter today. I chose to put it up here for two reasons.

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WHICH PROMPTED

 

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Well, it would seem that women have a long way to go to overcome all those hurdles. Having a young girl within my sphere of influence, I was thinking about getting her an address book, a universal day book, and some stamps. I was think of paying her a bounty for every name, address, phone number, birthday, and anniversary that she could collect. What do you think? Can one manufacture a “networker” the way you can a basketball “player”? A lot of Dads manufacture many of the ladies who play college women’s basketball to get free tuition. My wife and I can pick them out. They are “wooden” and are deadly shots if all alone. So, can we some how create master networkers from a child’s greed? Hmmm.

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So, what would I need to do?

* An “address book” to record names and dates.

* A calendar for her to record names to be remembered.

* A roll of stamps.

* A box of various cards.

And, of course, a plan.

I want her to do this to learn what I should have been taught. I want to make it “fun” so she doesn’t think it’s a chore. I want to make it “challenging” since I don’t think she’s ever been challenged like this will.

I’m figuring a loose leaf binder for an address book. With a simple form to fill out. (Full name, address, phone number, email, birthday, anniversary, siblings.) For which, I’d pay a dollar. If she sends cards on time, then maybe another dollar.

(I’d get one those inventory rubber stamps to ensure “honesty”. She’s not old enough yet to be devious enough to scam me undetected. She’ll learn soon enough. She’s a girl!)

I almost have the idea thought out enough to discuss.

:-)

Thoughts?

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JOBSEARCH: it’s always the same drill

Monday, January 14, 2008

From AN EMAIL

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Well, it’s always time to move forward.

Stay in XXXXXXXXX or do something else? Full-timer, consulting, road warrior?

Geographic comfort zone? Relo?

Have you figured out your elevator speech yet? (Mine is “I extract value it large-scale usually legacy or brown-field IT infrastructures.”)

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For newly minted Turkeys, it’s always the same drill: What do you want to do, where do you want to do it, and how do you want to be compensated?

Ain’t life a kick in the ass?

Someday, the first contact with a newly axed turkey will contain the answers to those questions. Until then, I’ll just respond to them asking for help, by asking them.

Then, I’ll buy a lottery ticket.

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JOBSEARCH: resume falsification

Saturday, January 5, 2008

>Re: resume falsification
>Posted by: “Liz Ryan”
>Thu Jan 3, 2008 7:13 pm (PST)
>Did you know department: many universities treat false reporting of degrees
>or earned credits as a criminal matter, as fraud. One time, I contacted a

While your example did expose a cheat, I’d tread VERY lightly in verification processes. Personally, I have had my undergraduate degree IDKed by my alma mater once. I had to fax them a copy on my diploma and my official transcript. And, got a “oops, we’re sorry” in return. Also, I have had a previous employer do th old IDK as well. In that case I had my last paystub in my tax folder for that year that I whipped out as proof. Yup, all I got was another “oops. it was a subsidary payroll account — XYZ-ABC; not XYZ itself”. Yeah, right. So in self-defense, I tell new diplomates to get an oficial transcript and a copy of their diploma for their “brag book”. As well as their first and last paycheck from ANY job. Fore warned is Four Armed? fjohn

p.s., What’s a “brag book”? I firmly believe that seekers should have a binder book that has proof of EVERY assertion that they make on their resume. I like to use it as a prop during interviews. So for example, I claim that I ran a group of over 300 people in 31 states in my AT&T days; in my “brag book”, I have an old org chart. So for example, I claim that I managed several large databases; in my “brag book”, I have screen shots of several splash pages that identify and size the db. So for example, I claim that I managed a big project at CSFB; in my “brag book”, I have the first and last “waterfall” charts. It’s all about building credibility. I joke that my Mom probably has my First Grade report card, if they need it. You don’t want to appear anal. But you do want to establish the image that you don’t make wild claims. Then, people believe you when you are on the margins. So, when I say I managed a large Oracle db later in t he interview, they believe it. They don’t have to know it was Oracle v1, rather than the v26.39 that they are running. Maybe that’s “cheating”, but I don’t think so. I’m not responsible for their assumptions.

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JOBSEARCH: Age discrimination is rampant!

Thursday, January 3, 2008

FROM AN MLPF POST

>Late Introduction
>Posted by: “Joseph S Vinci”
>Tue Jan 1, 2008 4:46 pm (PST)
>Hi all I’m Joe Vinci, I have been a member of the group for a few months,
>I am a 48 Year old IT Director with over 28 Year’s of experience in various
>I have been recently laid off due to “Off-Shoring” after 25 years on the

Hi, Joe, I’m a few years in front of you in the “race to the finish line” in the same discipline, but no rug rats to take care of me in my old age. :-( Guess I’ll be depending upon social security. Hah!

Assuming that you’re not a “lotto winner”, I’ll tell you what I wish someone had told me two decades ago.

“Age discrimination is rampant! Get ready for it now.”

:-)

I work with out-of-work execs, mostly IT, despite being a full time employee executive in IT. (Although the way life is, I could be unemployed tomorrow!) My “turkey farm” is at http://tinyurl.com/lxu93 for your use. (Turkey is what we called each other at my first outplacement experience.) The thing that all these folks have in common is that they were totally unprepared for the axe to fall on them. I pontificate to anyone who will listen that “awareness” is the first principle to success. I say things like “you’re only sure of the last paycheck you cashed”, “when is your turn at the unemployment window”, and “like at the poker table, if you don’t see the sucker, you’re it”. When you’re aware and expecting it, you’ll have a big emergency fund, a tuned up network, and lots of options. When you’re not, it’s a bad fire drill. I can make all the usual suggestions — a branded email, website, blog, elevator spiel with geographic and financial comfort zones, network using Lucht AND LinkedIn, as well as do EVERYTHING at once. But, you’ll hear those said by others.


JOBSEARCH: to get people thinking

Thursday, December 20, 2007

EMAIL EXCHANGE WITH A TURKEY

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One of your strengths, I think, is to get people thinking.

{Extraneous Deleted}

I know you’ll land on your feet just fine – you’ve been preparing for this for a long time.

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Thanks for some very optimistic thinking on the viability of a fat old turkey in the IT marketplace. There’s always that WalMart greeter job!

:-)

You are right that I’ve been prepping for awhile. After the first time, I vowed I’d never get caught by surprise again. I can’t avoid getting “tagged out” or “voted off the island”, but everyone can avoid the surprise.

I always am amazed at turkey’s whose resumes say “planner”, “manager”, or some such and who with a straight face exclaim “surprise”.

Did they think that only Detroit auto worker get laid off? Suffer “globalization”. Or, “foreign competition”.

I could retire again when the axe falls (as it always does), but I’ll probably be working till the day I die at something of other.

Thanks for the good words,
fjohn

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The Turkey’s Prime Directive is to ALWAYS be aware!

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JOBSEARCH: Your resume, your ssn, and birthday are the keys to identity theft

Friday, December 14, 2007

FROM AN EMAIL WITH A TURKEY

>the recruiter has asked me to provide my SS#, birthday, and references

As an infosec sme, red flags should be going off.

Your resume, your ssn, and birthday are the keys to identity theft.

Also, as the big fat old turkey hisself, it’s my personal policy, and one I urge on others — no references until we are at the offer stage. You need to protect your refs from burn out. And, burning them by over use makes you look like a “loser” to people who’s enthusiasm you need.

Like a swimmer going down for the third time, some seekers seek to rush the process to get to the finish line. You should have a process that you are following — all the job search books have variations of it — like a formalize kabuki dance — to prevent you from appearing over eager. That’ll cut the offer. “Hungry? Maybe we can get a bargain!”

Tread carefully.

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JOBSEARCH: will wind up with contracts for everyone any way

Friday, December 14, 2007

FROM AN EMAIL EXCHANGE ABOUT EMPLOYMENT CONTRACTS

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> I tried my best to get someone, anyone on list to support your suggestion to get an employment contract

Well if we become a nation of consultants, then we will wind up with contracts for everyone any way. Costs for both sides of the contract will probably go up. For example, companies can buy medical benefits cheaper than an individual can. Contractors will demand higher rates for the uncertainty of term lengths. Based on my experience, I had an annual rate that I wanted. SO if someone wanted less than my annual target say one month, I figured my down time was a month or two to get earning again. So a one month engagement was really calculated as a 3 month engagement. Therefore, my one month rate was three times the one twelfth the annual rate. So that’s going to happen whether folks want it to or not.

>It must be time for me to become self-employed.

It’s an illusion. You are already. See when you have a “job”, you are really a consultant with a restricted choice of what you can work on. And, you get less money than your “riskier” brethren. The funny part is I think being an employee is very risky. I guess it’s all in your pov.

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JOBSEARCH: My Judge Judy Law Degree says that this may be good enough in a severance chat

Saturday, December 8, 2007

FROM AN MLPF EMAIL EXCHANGE

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>Re: job in Florida
>Posted by: “Nadine Turner”
>Tue Dec 4, 2007 9:24 pm (PST)
>HOW you’ve successfully negotiated an employment contract. I’m not focused on fair pay

I haven’t gotten a contract on the inbound side, but I have gotten contracts on being throw out the door.

Go figure?

>HOW YOU GOT the contract

If a contract is a meeting of the minds as evidenced in writing …

… then I’d assert that you can write a letter indicating that you are accepting their offer and outlining what you understand the terms to be.

(My Judge Judy Law Degree, and experience, tells me that it might be good enough to use in exit negotiations. YMMV)

Should they respond in writing correcting your obvious mistakes, (Notice: I didn’t say include something wrong deliberately, but mistakes do happen. Not typos; some significant item like three weeks vacation and seven paid holidays — when the deal was for 6.) Well, then I’d feel comfortable in front of Judge Judy saying here it is “Your Honor”.

:-)

<<Bear in mind, I am not a doctor, lawyer, nor indian chief. I have not played one on TV. And, most certainly have not stayed in a Holiday Inn Express recently. This advice is given for entertainment purposes. And, is not to be considered investment advice under the SEC Act, medical advice under the AMA protection racket, or indian advice which is limited to the BoIA diktats. Since your facts and circumstances may differ please consult your own doctor, lawyer, or indian chief as appropriate.>>

Clearly, if something is important to you, then you have to ask yourself “just how important”?

If I was reloing for a job when I had a job already, then I’d get ten of my most pessimistic friends to develop a list of EVERY single thing that could go wrong! And, I’d want to either conscientiously decide to accept the risk, or I’d want a contract. If I was out of work, then the risk calculation would be different.

I know for sure that I would not trust ANY big biz, any more than I trust any politician. Which is never!

Once you’ve gotten an offer letter and responded. Those are the terms. How “cold and hungry” you are will determine if you accept it? If they want you more than you want them, then you can hold out for more. BUT, get it in writing.

When I took a “dicey job” without one, I got slammed. So, now I ask. Implicit in the asking is you’re saying “i don’t trust you”. If you can do it without being insulting, you might even get it. If they won’t give it to you, you have to ask yourself “why won’t they give it to me”. Then you get the answer, “because i can not trust them!”.

Argh!

fjohn

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YMMV

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JOBSEARCH: Job-Hunt.Org’s mission is to provide links

Friday, December 7, 2007

http://www.job-hunt.org/linkexchanges.shtml

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Job-Hunt.Org’s mission is to provide links to the best Web sites for our visitors (job seekers and employers/recruiters), on a site that is clearly organized and easily navigated. Job-Hunt.Org is not a exhaustive list of all job- and career-related sites. We prefer quality over quantity, and try to add only the sites that are the most useful to job seekers and employers/recruiters.

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Useful to jump into the pool?

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JOBSEARCH: Get an employment contract. Use a lawyer.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

FROM AN EMAIL EXCHANGE

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>I am considering a job offer from a company in florida.

Get an employment contract. Use a lawyer.

I’ve heard some real horror stories about employers reneging, change of control, layoffs. firing, and all manner of disasters. I KNOW personally of one fellow who was in the air relo-ing his family internationally and the email came in “never mind”. He was royally screwed (only had a handshake). He was out eleven months; family had to go bunk in with her parents; lost a bundle. He’s my poster child for when people say they “can’t ask for a contract. it will look like i don’t trust them.” or “they don’t do contracts”. If not, why not?

We should make it a global executive demand!

:-(

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JOBSEARCH: Put up a custom website in SUPPORT of your resume for a specific job

Sunday, December 2, 2007

FROM AN EMAIL WITH A SEEKER TRYING TO BEAT THE NUMBERS

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I think the trick will be to stand out without being an “outlier”. So, for example, I would not send in a resume on A4 paper unless I was European. Similarly, I’d forgo funny paper colors, folds, or photos. I’d stick to one plain page and try to catch attention by stark simplicity and innovation.

Try to imagine yourself looking at a thousand of these and how would you sift thru it and find the gems? Odd balls, clowns, and “novelties” to the trash. Typos — trash. Not focused on the job — trash. Too much detail — trash. Not enough detail — trash.

So, for example, if your HTML is any good, and even if it isn’t, I’d put a URL on the bottom of your one page that says: “Custom Site for this Opportunity: http://www.whyjoejoneswantstoworkforxyz.com“. See I’d spring for the 5 bucks for the domain name with godaddy, or such, and throw up a webpage with all sorts of good stuff that mapped their requirements with evidence of my accomplishments.

(What was the name of that lady who did her resume as a wiki? I loved that idea. That was different.).

If I was trying to be a wild card, I’d send in a nearly empty resume with the name block at the top and a url http://www.whyjoejoneswantstoworkforxyz.com in a big font dead center in the page. That MIGHT be different enough to unique, and yet not a “outlier”. Tough call!

But, I think you’d be better off with a stark, focused resume, with web site support.

imho

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I think that people both over and under estimate the web in both doing, and supporting, the job search process.

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JOBSEARCH: Do You Have A “Slash Career”? No, “career” is a meme for the trash heap imho!

Saturday, December 1, 2007

MY RESPONSE TO A VERY BAD MEME (What’s a meme? Click here MEME)

>Do You Have A “Slash Career”?
>Posted by: “Vincent Wright”
>Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:13 am (PST)
>I was just introduced to what I’ve been doing for the past 20 years:
>indulging in a “slash career”
>If the term is new to you, the concept likely isn’t.

I’d probably assert that what was once my career, “Information Technology”, is no longer. It’s been destroyed by US government (aka gooferment) policy, the unintended consequences of those policies, Wall Street, and the globalization – outsourcing – offshoring – downsizing – rightsizing. [I can justify those indictments if any one doesn’t think they stand prima facie on their own?] The marketplace is just throwing a little dirt of it now. At one time, IT was an excellent career choice. But, like the Auto Industry, and the village blacksmith, it’s been consigned to the trash heap. I no longer advise smart kids to enter the field as a “career”. Learn about IT as it enables you to accomplish YOUR goal, but as a career choice “No way, Jose”. (I push biotech, chemistry, and math as “non careers”.)

I’ll even go a step further! “Career” is a meme from the Fifties Generation. Worked well for my Mom who spent 42 years with AT&T and was well treated when they no longer needed her shoving her out the door. That type of “golden” treatment ended real quick! Now, one just gets shove out the door, voted off the island, or dumped out of the sinking lifeboat. Given the way that the politicians are piloting the American ship of state, we’ll all be lucky to live as well as Robinson Crusoe. One might have a “career” in things like medicine, law, sports, or the arts; not elsewhere.

Now that may sound glum. And, it is for those of us left stranded on “the island of career” or “the island of Information Technology” as we fight for the scraps of an ever diminishing carcass to feed off of. It ignores the inevitability of human progress. From where ever “we” started — exiting Garden of Eden or crawling up from the mire — the journey continues as the species evolves. Any one, who doesn’t think it continues, look around the labels “children – teenager – youthful offender” and see how much faster boys ‘n’ girls are really becoming men ‘n’ women! Our paradigms and memes continue also to evolve as we’ve gone from “Uggg clubs Ogg to steal his food” to “the collective Uggg’s IRS steals a big percentage of Ogg’s ‘income’ to feed all the Ugggs”. See? Progress. At least, Ogg gets to keep something! We’ve gone thru mob rule, tyrants, kings, oligarchies, dictators, and now “public servants in government” rule us. Two steps forward and one step back.

It’s our thinking (i.e., paradigms of perception and memes of concepts) that are our own worst enemy.

There’s no “career”!

With apologies fro quoting Star Wars Yoda to you, (I think movies have some really great lines of wisdom for us) “Do. Or do not. There is no ‘try’!” (The disgust at the word “try” really can’t come thru in text.)

So to, I’d say — with the same taste of vomit — “There is NO career.”

Advising youth, I have copyrighted patented super-secret keys to wisdom, wealth, and happiness. If you promise not to tell anyone Vincent, I’ll share it again with you. (Again! … I know we done this comedy bit before. But it seemed to bear repeating.) Shush now it’s a secret. It anyone looking?

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Success for your generation is: (1) ruthless financial discipline — no bad debt; (2) a life long interest in learning — education — a degree — they can’t take it away from you; (3) a white collar job in order to save big bux; (4) a blue collar skill for hard times — never saw a poor plumber; (5) one or more internet based businesses — your store is always open; (6) a free time hobby that generates income; and (7) a large will-maintained network of people who can “help” you.
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Notice that no where in there is there any mention of the illusion of a “career”.

So, I have no career. Some say I am “helpless”. Or was that “hopeless”. Ahh, it’s only one letter difference anyway. I’m at the end of my useful career life anyway. (Although I do have the illusion of one last BIG job, making a big difference, and finally defeating the forces of evil, and restoring truth, justice, and the American … … oh wait that was Superman’s elevator speech. Well, one big job where I can make a contribution. Anyone in 08824 need a big bux cto? Not counting my last assignment as the WallMart greeter.) So one has to expect that progress will leave one on the roadside as it marches on.

So, I hope this isn’t too “Prince of Darkness” to your usually upbeat tone.

But, “career” is a meme for the trash heap imho.

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JOBSEARCH: the label that you apply to yourself is delivered by your subconscious!

Saturday, December 1, 2007

IN RESPONSE TO SOME BAD “SELF-LABELING” BY A YOUNG JOBSEARCHER

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Well first I object to the self-characterization of “underachieving kid”. I don’t let people talk that way. It might be appropriate for some situations, (can’t think of one off the top of my head), but certainly not in the area of “career search”. Finding out what the best use of your talents is, at best, a game of “blind man discovers elephants”. No one can tell you what your particular elephant looks like or what the “best” use of your particular “elephant” is. Some are pretty easy to rule out: “NBA basketball star”, “Brain Surgeon”, “Concert Pianist”. Some are hard, because you don’t find out, until way down the road the you were meant to be a “greeter at walmart”. So, don’t even think of the word “under achieving”. It’s implies that some one knows that you are too lazy, too dumb, or too insensitive to come in out of the rain. Maybe the Intelligent Designer knows, but no one other that you knows that.

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Some one of the self-help gurus (Tony Robbins?) always warned about the label that you apply to yourself. Even if no one else is there, your subconscious takes that in and delivers it.

OK so here goes: “I am thin, young, and handsome”! (Said out loud with great confidence.)

Did it work?

;-)

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JOBSEARCH: “career plan” – 4

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Answer #4

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I’ve always had a career plan but sometimes it doesn’t follow the plan! :) It does, however, generally flow in the right direction. The key part is knowing oneself and where one wants to go. In any regard, I have found this article helpful, even though it is geared for students. It is something I have been doing for the past two years now and I’ll never give it up. Hope this helps!

http://www.quintcareers.com/career_development_journal.html

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JOBSEARCH: “career plan” – 3

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Answer #3

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I think the answer lies in getting the right advice. Typically the gap between outlining a goal and achievement of said goal is tantamount to actualisation. The answer, in regards to your career – I would suggest – lies in finding a ‘good’ recruitment consultant and picking their brain. – ‘I am doing ‘x’ but want to be a Murex/Fidessa Programme Manager – How do I go about this?’ A good consultant will be able to offer the advice you need and put the plan into action. – And its ‘free’, how good is that?

Hope that helps.

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JOBSEARCH: Networking f2f versus the many socnets

Friday, November 23, 2007

FROM AN EMAIL EXCHANGE WITH A FELLOW TURKEY

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I think I am networked out…you just sent me an invitation to Naymz yesterday which I accepted. How many of these sites can one use ? I know I have signed up for ecademy (sp ?), friendster, Linkedin, Ryze, and probably others. The only networking site I really use on a regular basis is Linkedin.

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I agree, but personally I’m afraid that by not being on one that I’ll miss something.

I didn’t do ecademy because it’s too European flavored. And, they want money. Ryze was taken over by MLMers imho. I use LinkedIn on regular basis too.

Do you still have two ids?

I agree that f2f is better, but what’s a poor fat old introvert to do. I like the “social networking” genre because as Lucht preaches “the web of weak links” and the fact that they “social networks” are really always working.

I won’t condemn all of “social networking” as an activity trap just quite yet. Only because I don’t have a higher value replacement.

Doing networking a la Lucht style (f2f as you mention) is just too expensive in attention, time, and money. Sure f2f is better than socnet, but you can do a lot more socnet than f2f.

Are they equally productive?

I believe not.

But, I don’t know what the Expected Value comparison would look like.

If one could do 100 high quality f2fs, what would one expect? If one does 1000 high quality socnet contacts, what would one expect? Clearly, I can’t do 100 f2fs. But, I can juggle a 1000 socnets. The payoff is still uncertain.

As always, YMMV,
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fjohn

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The problem as I see it is that you have no way of estimating the roi. Networking by f2f or by socnet is completely different. I’m not even sure if it is fair to compare. Clearly, f2f has a higher cost. Clearly, socnet is “easier”; at least easier to a fat old ITSJ. As an old injineer, you’d have to design a very careful experiment before making conclusions. It’s a social science nightmare. So many variables, so few constants. Even one’s experiment could be contaminated by a worsening or even an improving economy. Argh! It makes my head hurt with just the thought.

IMHO, socnet is a different kind of “networking”. Potentially a precursor or auxiliary to “f2f networking”. It certainly does NOT map to Lucht’s structured networking paradigm “make appoint to sked 15 minutes, meet (five on hello / goodbye, five on what you want, five on what the target sees), extract two names, send ty, repeat until you find a job”.

I THINK imho “networking” is the process of creating (weak) ties with people, who when they hear of something that you’d be interested in, will take the time to contact you. The usual motivation is like “mutually assured destruction” (i.e., I’ll look for you and you look for me). Although, other motivations might be: common ties (i.e., same school), mutual friends (i.e., a common friend), shared interests (i.e., golf), or even a grandfalloon (i.e., a mythical common bond like vets about military service). In f2f, the motivation to cooperate is high because both halves have made an investment in the relationship. In socnet, the motivation is unclear because the focus in on the communication vehicle.

Have to think about this some more.

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JOBSEARCH: “career plan” – 2

Friday, November 23, 2007

Answer #2

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liken the career path to a business plan. Business set up their goals for the next 18-24 months and end up changing them as they move along due a number of external factors that are out of their control.

Career pathing is so different for each company that there’s no “SDLC”. My recommendation is to look at your company’s goals and map those goals into your current job and your next job. Get with your manager and set those tasks on paper. Tie your bonus dollars that year toward successful achievement of those goals.

Then look at positions or departments and why a move would make sense for you. You may choose never to move up but rather to move across the organization leveraging your current skills to build new skills. There’s no silver bullet for career pathing, just try to plot a sensible path that is achievable and make modifications as you learn more. Good luck.

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JOBSEARCH: “career plan” – 1

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Answer #1

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The best one is a combination of your own brain, a pencil and a piece of paper (back of an envelope if you’re a startup kind of guy). Simple is best.

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JOBSEARCH: “A Brand You World – 2007 Global Telesummit”

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

http://www.personalbrandingsummit.com/2007/11/recordings-now-.html

Recordings Now Available!

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Recordings of “A Brand You World – 2007 Global Telesummit” teleseminars are now available. Select the MP3 link to the left of each teleseminar to download the recording or listen online. You can also access the podcast with iTunes.

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a ton of great advice!

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JOBSEARCH: “career plan”?

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

A LINKEDIN QUESTION I POSED

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Does anyone ever have a “career plan”? What tools do you use to support that plan?

I’ve been counseling my “turkeys” ((i.e., out of work fat old white guys usually in the IT field; you know COBOL guys in the RUBY age) about having a written plan for what they want. Everyone has heard that urban legend about 97% of successful Harvard graduates had a written plan when they graduated. (Have to research that particular urbanity!) But I haven’t found any web tools that support developing a “career plan”. Not that I need one now. But for my fellow turkeys. There’s execunet (www.execunet.com) for executive job search. There’s jibberjobber (www.jibberjobber.com) for personal network management. But what helps plan the career? What is the “Microsoft Project” for turning a string of jobs into a career plan?

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