FUN: McCain QVC Open

Sunday, November 2, 2008

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/mccain-qvc-open/805381/

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You really have to be able to laugh at yourself.

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FUN: Training?

Friday, October 10, 2008

FROM LUDDITE:

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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter: ‘Want coffee.’

The waiter says, ‘Sure, Chief. Coming right up.’

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere And then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling Another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to The waiter ‘Want coffee.’

The waiter says ‘Whoa, Tonto! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?’

The Indian smiles and proudly says …

‘Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, Leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear for rest of day.’


FUN: Origami Bank has folded

Thursday, October 9, 2008

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/023413.html

Bad news from Asia this afternoon as Japanese banks are the latest to be hit. Apparently,

* Origami Bank has folded.

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FUN: Ig Nobel Prizes

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

http://www.impactlab.com/2008/10/03/ig-nobel-prizes-humorous-alternative-to-scandinavias-nobel-prizes/

Ig Nobel Prizes – Humorous Alternative To Scandinavia’s Nobel Prizes

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There was even more agitation over the chemistry prize, awarded jointly to rival teams – one from the United States which determined Coca-Cola to be an effective spermicide and one from Taiwan which proved it is not.

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Handing out awards was William Lipscomb, the genuine 1976 Nobel laureate for chemistry, also doubling on Thursday, at the age of 89, as the hero in the “Win-a-Date-With-a-Nobel-Laureate Contest”.

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The ability to laugh at ourselves is probably our crowning ability.

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FUN: The Patron Saint of “home Sales”?

Thursday, October 2, 2008

http://www.patronsaintmedals.com//28_ST_JOSEPH_HOME_SALE_KITS.asp

ST. JOSEPH HOME SALES KIT

Located in: ST. JOSEPH HOME SALE KITS–>St. Joseph Home Sale Kits

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Now I’ve seen everything! Wonder if the congress critters have heard of this remedy.
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FUN: Jersey State Motto

Monday, September 29, 2008

http://tslrf.blogspot.com/2008/09/joke-of-day_7327.html

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Joke of the Day- State Mottos

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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

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FUN: 85B$ to AIG, no; 300k$ to every adult, yes!

Friday, September 26, 2008

FROM MY LUDDITE FRIEND:


From: Luddite
Date: September 26, 2008 9:04:45 AM EDTTo: “Know It All”Subject: Birk Alternative Economic Recovery Plan
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The Birk Alternative Economic Recovery Plan

I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving out the $85,000,000,000 to Americas in a “We Deserve It Dividend.”

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens, age 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fairly good stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into the $85 billon. That equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425, 000 to every person 18+ as a “We Deserve It Dividend.”

Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 back in taxes. That sends $25.5 billion right back to Uncle Sam.

The result is every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 net of taxes in their pocket. A husband and wife would have $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 or $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved. Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads. Put away money for college – it’ll be there safe in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs. Buy a new car – create jobs. Invest in the market – capital drives growth. Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – h ealth care improves. Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else.

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth, let’s really do it…instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – the hell (sorry about that!) with them. Liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American General go back to being American General. Sell off the real estate.&nb s p; Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.”

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party that would take place!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion . We deserve the money more than the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest personal regards,

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But what would the poor starving plutocrats do? The strange “common sense” you find on “those inter tubes”!
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FUN: SNL on Sarah and Hillary

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/09/nbc-universal-z.html

SNL on Sarah and Hillary

rofl!

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Sigh, they are hitting youtube with take down notices. How obtuse are these NBC execs? Don’t they see that they are going to get a backlash. Their embed code didn’t work here. Youtube’s always works.

Way to go NBC. Clueless!

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FUN: I don’t want to go to school!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

What Management Has Taught Me About Life

What Management Has Taught Me About Life|
September 9th, 2008 by Michael Miles

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One morning, a gentleman knocks on his son’s door. “Jaime,” he says, “wake up!” Jaime answers, “I don’t want to get up, Papa.” The father shouts, “Get up, you have to go to school.” Jaime says, “I don’t want to go to school.” “Why not?” asks the father. “Three reasons,” says Jaime. “First, because it’s so dull; second, the kids tease me; and third, I hate school.” And the father says,”Well, I am going to give you three reasons why you must go to school. First, because it is your duty; second, because you are forty-five years old, and third, because you are the headmaster!”

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I liked the joke!

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FUN: Ladyjade as the hulk

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Ladyjade Hulk

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ROFL!

Hey, I’m on vacation!

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