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WRITING: Yes, you really should NOT gum up the works.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009Don’t gum up the works
The drunk staggered along the street. He was dirty, smelly, and bedraggled. He bumped between parking meters and cars. Like a sad ping pong match. The police car was at the corner. Illegally parked, of course; the members of the long blue line were on doughnut break. From their “selfless” mission, protecting and serving the entrenched elite. The drunk was an equal opportunity ping pong ball. He bounced off their car, around the corner and away.
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It was the death of his wife that set him off. No one much cared about him. But, then that feeling was mutual with him. He was a self-described “tin foil hat patriot”. Who would know if he was a pinhead or a patriot? Who’d much care! As long as he paid his taxes, there was much he could do. Frustratingly, he blogged. He wrote his letters. He went to demonstrations. He voted religiously. But nothing much mattered. It all came to him in an Auto Parts store. He needed replacement windshield wiper blades. A very mundane purchase. After all if was one of the last things you could do on a car without the government’s permission. The socialists had succeeded in making everything with cars either illegal, expensive, or sealed. You could put an additive in your oil; it’s damaging the planet. Gas was eight bucks a gallon, seven of which was tax; taxed like beer, treated liked drugs. The twenty two hundred dollar catalytic converter was sealed shut; the earth had to “breathe” too you know. Global warming. Remember Mother Earth. For the children. The Auto Parts store had some vintage signs as decoration. One was for an old product called Gunk Out. The slogan was: “Don’t gum up the works!”. Next to the car register were small packages of liquid epoxy designed to stick trim back on cars. Their slogan was: “It’ll never be loose again.” On an impulse, he bought five at this store. And went to another store for more.
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It was the end of a quiet shift. The police pair had been “clocked out” as they drove into the station parking lot. Due to budget crises, there was an automatic badge reader that recorded their status. They just had to refill the patrol car on their own time. The city saved grazillions on the “free labor”; their union had gotten other off-budget concessions. So, their end of shift chores were “off the clock”. Fill up the tank, record the serial number of ammo returned to the armory, lock up their personal weapons until next shift, download their computers to the HQ network. All their problem. Pulling up to the gas pump, the non-driver went to pump. They switched roles each shift. Just like they’d change who was the “bad cop” in their “good cop / bad cop” routine they’d run on suspects. It was all about making their quotas. The gas tank cover wouldn’t open. They were befuddled. They tried knives. They called for help. Finally, the mechanic drilled the cover and cut it off. Four hours later, gas was flowing into their tank. Their car was put out of service for repair. They were being investigated by Internal Affairs for sabatoge. Fixing that was going to be expensive. Especially at government prices!
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The next morning, the city’s 311 number was taking calls from irate citizens. There was no where to park. Every other meter on several blocks wouldn’t take money. What’s worse, if the parker ignored the problem, the automated parking meters would sense there was a car parked, that no graft was being paid to the city for that privilege, and a traffic agent was printed out a ticket automatically to be delivered to that car. Maybe it even got there. On some of the newer meters, it would also read the license plate, and mail a three day violation notice to the registered owner. After three days, if the $125 fine was not paid, their license and registration was suspended automatically. After seven days, a collection agency was engaged. After fourteen days, an arrest warrant was issued. All automagically. The older meters still relied on the Civil Servants to eventually get the paperwork where it should be. The law was written for the new meters. May take years but everyone would be penalized in due time. There’d be arrests for eons based on the old tickets; no statue of limitations and no requirement that tickets be done promptly by the government. But, no such “grace period” for the rabble. It was making pinheads into patriots everywhere in society. It was hard to be uninvolved. Everyone was getting into the act!
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It really wasn’t so bad. They were doing OK until the internet got the story. They had suppressed the press from reporting. They were the lapdogs of the politicians. But, eventually, six days later, the blogosphere erupted with the news. Enraged bloggers caught in the mess screamed to Holy Heaven. The the patriot bloggers picked it up. Then the outlawed bittorrenters distributed pointers to how it was done. All sorts of glue sold out in a few days. Then the fun really began. Finally way to late, wweks later, the government suspended the sale of all glue. It was more heavily regulated than guns.
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Eventually government ceased to function. Society thrived. But government was “glued” solid. Unmovable. Yes, it was a little inconvenient to get around the “road blocks”. But it was funny to see the mayor’s limo encased in epoxy!
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Yes, you really should NOT gum up the works.
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[NOTE: This is Johnathan Swift satire, you should NOT do this!]
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WRITING: A lawyer’s holiday (An index card novel)
Sunday, May 3, 2009His Outlook calendar chirped at him. Odd for a Thursday. He had a full day today and tomorrow. The Firm was reorganizing. They were besieged with work, but he and his fellow partners didn’t want to add to staff or expense. Everyone was being urged to do more with less. His niche was intra-government financing and non-governmental agreements. A boom area. They had several of the new nations admitted to the UN as clients as well as several new sub-departmets of the US Government — among which were Intrastate Medical Control Agency, Ethnic Rights Referent Agency, and his personal favorite Rubber Tyres Regulation / Bycycle Division which was required by the latest UN mandate. And spelled just that way! Any way, several meetings today and tomorrow with the Senior Partners were being automagically canceled. Strange!
He called his amigo in the IT section. “Hola, Don Juan.” (His friend was a fat old white guy nerd who fancied himself God’s gift to women. They joked about it.) “Hey, Lord of the RTR slash B, gotten your bicycle yet?” “No, but I’ll have time to shop tomorrow. Is Microsloth Lookout on the blink again? It’s canceling all my appointments.” “No way, I run a quality operation. Last month’s meltdown with the Adios Virus was a fluke. Let me look.” “OK, you look. BTW, I just hired a new admin in ERRA; she’s just your type.” “Hey, I saw her already. She’s gotta tip 300 without the proverbial bag.” “Well, you’re no Hollywood stud any more.” “I resent that. No, Outlook is fine. It appears that ALL the senior partners are on vacation for the rest of the day today and tomorrow.” “Are they meeting somewhere?” “No, not that I can tell. They all have different reasons and OOO messages posted. But, it all started at about 10AM and was all done by 1030. That’s odd. The last time these guys were all were off at the same time was during FDR’s bank holiday. Maybe I’ll do my DR backups tomorrow; No one that counts will be around tomorrow.” “Me either, if they can take off, I can too. Thanks.” He tapped out a quick message to his leads and and set his OOO. He smelled a rat.
The newspaper had mentioned a Presidential prime time address at 8PM tonight on the economy. Which was in the dumpster and going deeper. The unemployment rate was 22%. The commercial real estate market was swirling the drain. And, there was even some rioting in the inner cities about it. Something that Don Juan said stuck in his head. FDR! Maybe it was time to panic.
Was it better to be wrong again and have his family safe? Or was it better to be really wrong for the first time about the ball dropping and have everyone at risk. He formulated it this way. His family, he suspected, already thought he had a tin foil hat! Last year, he activated their plan when the Congress passed the new Port Security bill that was really a tariff in disguise. Nothing came of that, but they did spend a week unscheduled at the beach house. Everyone loved and hated it. He worked from home, but the kids had to make up their school work, and Frau had to find another job. Did he dare pull the pin again? Based on nothing but his senior partners surprise vacation. OODA. That’s what he’d learned in the military. OODA. It was too convenient. Like Don Juan said, FDR. He took out his personal Blackberry. Text message to List 9999: “Earth Abides. This is NOT a drill. Activate Plan 9. CUsoon. God help us all. Auth code Blueberry Orange” Send. He went to his office door and locked it. To the closet, striped out of his business suit, hung it back neatly, and donned some comfortable jeans ‘n’ tshirt. Old, non-descript, and a little worn. He unlocked the box on the floor and there was his BOB. Bug Out Bag. All the tin foil hats always had one in their hidey holes where ever they were. In the bag, a testament to the “victim*disarmament” laws was another locked box. In it was a 1911 hogleg. Loaded and ready. Dangerous? Yes. Loaded guns are dangerous. But, if you needed it. The box looked locked, but it too was deceiving. A squeeze like an accordion, and it would open like a banana. Allowing quick access to a “life saver”. But to a cop it would look padlocked. He put on sneakers and slung the pack. That looked like a golf bag. Unlock and out. His admin seated outside, he said: “Time for a quick nine. Everyone’s goofing off today and tomorrow. Why don’t you do the same!” “But we have all this work!”, she protested. “It’ll keep. This is the boss’ orders. GO home and stay home. See you on Monday.” And, he power walked out. He said to himself: “Maybe!”
His car was in the garage and he stowed the golf clubs. The plan recognized that the tunnels out of the city and public transport were choke points. He wasn’t going to risk it. He drove the 30 minutes to the sea side club and golf course very carefully. Observing all the speed limits. When he wanted to do 100. It felt longer than it was. It was a mid day Thursday so the place was relatively vacant. Not like, “Medicine Man Wednesday” when there was no hope of getting in a round or a doctor’s appointment. He parked at the end of the lot and muscled a heavy square bundle from the trunk. And a small gas tank, religious rotated every week, when he filled up after Church. It had a frame with wheels and looked like a coffin as he wheeled it towards the beach. Right to the waters edge. No one was in sight, so he pulled the rip cord. With a loud pop, it began to inflate. So some unknown WW2 factory worker had done their job. The rescue craft, or crew’s survival boat, inflated. Unlike the commercial ones, this was green. Designed to be hidden. Not orange or red. He paddled out a short distance then deployed the motor. It fired up, (he tested that every month), and away he went at a sprightly pace.
Two hours later, he took on passengers. Two kids at a riverfront park near school. Frau met them at a fishing dock close to her work. There was no conversation. He knew they all thought his was out of his mind. But they humored him. One of the kids had a radio. At the half way point in their journey, as he swung out to the island. (As a safety measure, he always kept land in sight.) His son said: “There are riots starting. Something about a rumor. Welfare benefits are being cut. The governor has declared martial law.” He just looked at them: “It’s starting. We’ll be home shortly.” He resisted the temptation to crank up the motor. Their lives were held by the strand of a lame little motor that was struggling under the added load. About an hour later, they could see “their beach”. The closed amusement park (It went broke.) They heard an explosion. Huge. And could see the smoke rising from the other side of the island. Then, another from the North side. “Some one” had blown the two bridges to the mainland. Some patriots. They were now the, often joked about at meetings, island nation of Oceania Island. Cut off from the world. No golden horde would come their way. Some one else was reading the tea leaves and had taken a very big step. Those were a multi-million bridges being “incapacitated”. Hope there was a repair plan.
He angled thru the surf. It was a gentle chop. And, onto the beach. He lit a flare a signaled “54 40”. Somewhere there was a watcher with a rifle. He did it five times then extinguished the flare, the kids had deflated the boat, and Mom was folding it back up. She was good at that. She was always able to get it back in shape. They’d need a new gas cylinder and get the used one refilled. He’d been wrong once before. But the family knew how serious he was about this, so there was no griping. They were not so stupid as to not be scared by the events of the day. Today, it seemed, as evidenced by the bridges, that others were scared too. Trudge over the fifty foot beach, up to the boardwalk, and down to the house. All seemed in order. A sleepy summer village that had not had Prince Charming’s kiss of sunny warm weather to burst into wakeful activity. Dormant. The key code door admitted them. Handy for going swimming or admitting winter workmen. He “found” a hidden real key inside the porch, inserted it in the security terminal, and turned. The key in the security system notified the security response team that they were active. The local government would be aware of them as a resource. Main power breaker was thrown to on. The lights worked. The TV went on. The news was grim. Riots everywhere. Panic at the banks. Sob stories galore. All by word of mouth.
If the bridges were blown, this was the time. With everyone helping they moved the beds out of the First Bedroom. The carpet was peeled back. A suction floor tile lifter opened up the end. Swung by big hinges. Two sticks propped it open. Trunks and luggage were pulled up. A clothes bag for each person. Supplies. Totes. And, a footlocker. He was most anxious to get to that. Open and distribute arms. Each person now got a side arm, utility belt with a bowie knife, a rifle, and sawed off shotgun. There was also four hunting bows with nasty arrows. Each of the family was qualified to use their tools.
The cistern was full of rain water. The hidden pantry below held the “Mormon diet plan”. The underground LP tanks were full. The regular pantry had the winter stocks; accessible from above or below. It wasn’t gourmet, but they’d survive. Mom was closing the inner metal slide shutters that were hidden in the walls by each window. (Bullet proof.) He armed the various intrusion devices.
They all gathered around the computer as Drudge chronicled the end of America.
Later on the TV, the President spoke: “My fellow Americans: Be calm. All is well. Tomorrow and over the weekend, we will have a bank holiday as we reorganize our finances. Peace will again … …” the TV went out. A mushroom cloud rose over his Wall Street office. The lights blinked out.
Quickly items were moved back down. The family buttoned up into their shelter. Things had just gotten much worse. Did the Chinese not want their Five Trillion Dollars “reorganized”? Wonder what the end of that Presidential statement said to them: “Screw You?” They’d have several weeks to figure that out.
Wonder if the DVR would survive, he mused in the faint glow of a six volt light.
Time for some shut eye. Tomorrow was another day.
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WRITING: City gal goes Farm (An index card novel)
Monday, April 27, 2009It was your typical Thursday at the Law Firm. She’d shown up at 0730 ready for action. They needed her. And, she wanted to keep it that way. She hated paperwork, but it paid the bills handsomely and allowed her to save while helping her aunt keep the farm. Besides on Friday, she was going “home” to the farm. It was her weekend. One weekend out of three, she go to the Farm. It was much harder work than the city but it kept her head clear. She arose each day as if she was at the farm: 0500. She did her morning PT in her tiny apartment in the Bronx. A light breakfast. Some personal paperwork. Chomping at the bit for dawn. Then it was safe to go out. Yesterday, she had brought her rucksack to work for Friday’s Peter Pan Trailways to “Bennington 05201”. If she was lucky, she’d make the 5PM that would put her into Bennington at 9. Her aunt would pick her up at the station and they’d talk all the way home. But back to reality, here and now.
Today’s challenge was this latest UN boondoggle that the Firm had landed: Rubber Tyres Regulation / Bycycle Division. The gals called it “condoms for bike wheels”, “rubbers for spokes”, or just foolishness. But it paid the bills. Handsomely. She had to collect all the attorney input, fill out a slew of formulaic nonsense, and attach all the copied citations. She had two women to help her. By the time they were done, it would be 800 plus pages of “barbara streisand”. To do it properly she was going to tie it up in red ribbon with a big store bought bow. Her boss would think that was funny. He treated her well; not like some of the other chauvinists. Even going so far to pretend that he had romantic interests. That kept all the junior attorney lotharios of both sexes from making passes at her. He was sensitive like that. She had explained to his wife about Chuck, how the Firm was a mini Sodom and Gomorrah, and what her husband was doing for her. She didn’t want the woman to get the wrong idea. And, name her as a respondent. That would spell the end of her paycheck. And, her protection.
She was well on her way to completing the “condom” paperwork when at about 11, his nibs waltzes out with his golf clubs and in his old clothes. Announces a holiday for a long weekend. And orders her to go home. Breezes out of the office. She was torn. She really wanted to finish the paperwork. It was her objective to secure another “outstanding” on her appraisal. Last year, that had gotten her a 50% bonus that bought a new high efficiency tractor for the farm. And she also bought a bunch of gold bullion coins with the rest. Those were were now safely ensconced in a jar, resting in a bucket, nailed in the corner of a very disgusting pig pen, guarded 24/7 by five easily irritated nasty hogs. But, she could have a long weekend. Sigh! Even if she had to work late next week, the Firm would send her home by limo and buy them all dinner. That would mean some extra bucks as well. Her assistants were waiting for her to decide. Meekly. They wouldn’t gripe what ever she decided. They needed their jobs as well. Poop or poop. Which poop would she tend to. After all, it was an “order”.
“OK, gals, you heard the man, it’s the weekend! Bye.” They were so outta there. Vamos. Amscray. Via con Dios! The younger gal was gone in a heartbeat. Took her purse, locked her desk, and left her coffee right where it sat. An archeologist would think it was Pompeii. She pulled her rucksack from under her desk, called her aunt, got the machine, and left a message. “Got off the rest of the week, no idea why, job secure, catching the next bus out of town, bennington at 5 or 7 depending upon the subway, luv ya, bye!”. She and her other helper walked quickly out together. Down to the subway and caught the E train just coming into the station. At Canal she swapped to the express. And, finally had time to catch her breath. Could she catch the noon stage? Four stops! She hustled up the stairs. She was an in shape farm girl. 1140 by the master clock. Ticket window: $29.25. Why not just make it an even 30? Zaro’s for a prepack sandwich, three bottles of water, (the bus had a passable bathroom if needed; she could run the gauntlet!), and six of the “honey buns” her aunt liked. And, a small dual box for the driver. Down the steps to the number six gate in the basement. 1152 by that clock. Did Einstein discover relativity by the clocks with different times in the bus station? Ticket to driver. And, the coffin corner seat was available. Everyone hated it because it was hard to sleep. She liked to be safe by the driver. She’d heard of rapes and assaults in the back of the bus.
Rufus James Simpson had the noon stage. She knew him. He was a regular driver. Retired military. Drove to supplement his pension. He drive the morning commutation route that left Bennington at 4AM and pulled in at 9AM. Who would come that far for work? To get home at 9PM. And, pay 40 dollars a day. They got a discount. They should get a free psych exam. And Rufus would take the noon run home. Got him home at 6PM for dinner. “Rufus, here’s a present for dessert tonight.” “Why thank you Missie. The wife and I appreciate your kindness.” He adjusted the mirrors, started the beast, and tooted for the starter to back him out. He wouldn’t speak again until they docked at Bennington. He was a pro. Out of the port authority, across to second avenue, north to the 155th street bridge, onto 95 north, Fordham Road, to Route 7. City streets were faster than the tied up expressways. She often wished they stopped at Pownell. That would save an hour, but beggars can’t be.
She was exhilarated. A whole extra day on the farm. Tonight she had to see which of the projects she could move from the Three Day Weekend board. Maybe Chuck would be free Friday. Maybe she could wangle him to ask her out on a date. The boy was a little obtuse. She sat very close to him in Church. Put the near occasion of sin in her mind; can’t imagine what it did to him. The bus was half full. Some hospital workers had five on five off and it paid good money. They’d come down and never leave the hospital. Sleep in the ready room or such. She didn’t know how they did it, but they did.
As the crossed the Vermont border, she unzipped her rucksack bottom and a little ditty bag came free. She inserted her hands in it and felt the cool metal. Quickly, inside the bag, she assembled her 1911 hogleg. A girl’s best friend. Any of the boys in the far back, that had romance on their minds, lost the urge when she emerged from the bus wearing the ultimate fashion statement. A USMC surplus holster with side arm. And she knew how to use it. And, her judo too. I am woman! Hear me roar!
The bus pulled into the dock and she was the first one off. Her aunt and Chuck were there. Grim faced. Her aunt hugged her. Chuck kissed her. Full on the lips. She was ready to haul off an slap him. ‘Til she saw tears in both their eyes. “What’s wrong? Who died? And, Chuck what would the Reverend say?” Chuck said: “Glad you’re safe. That’s what he’d say. Now stay close.” That was when she noticed her aunt had a shotgun and Chuck drew a 380 girlie gun. Where’d he get that? She never saw him carry. Her aunt led off and Chuck was on her rear. Literally on it. Not that she minded, but he was almost in present arms position. If she turned around quick, the marriage could have been consummated. That’s how close. Up the stairs, two at a time, out on the street, she could see the disarray. Looked like a riot had been through. Their neighbors, the Herows, were there with their big old car. Louie had his over and under out. The one with no serial number. Marion had her famously rubber banded hog leg. She couldn’t work the “safety” with her arthritis. So it was rubber banded down to make it easier for her to shoot. Some safety. Chuck shoved her in the back seat and ran to the other side. Her aunt shoved in next to her and her rucksack was her best buddy from knees to nose. It was all she could do to keep the Zaro’s buns from getting crushed; her physical goodies were mashed. Louis got in and the door wasn’t closed when Marion had the car moving at speed. She shifted like Mario Andretti. And at the corner she was at 60. Thru the red light and out to Route 7 south. The No Left Turn sign there was ignored as if it was invisible. On Route 7, Marion had the old tub at 90. The wheels were shaking. “Marion! Easy. Killing us ain’t saving us!”, said Louie in a quiet almost loving voice. That was unusual. She’d never heard them speak in anything but a grouch.
She still didn’t have a clue. So she just said: “Thanks. I appreciate you all coming to pick me up. Can I buy coffee for everyone? There’s buns here somewhere.” Chuck looked at her. Stunned. “You don’t know; do you?” “Know what? Other than that was very forward of you to kiss me like that. We really haven’t had that kind of introduction yet.” “There’s riots going on. Civilization is ending. The welfare is being cut. The money is worthless. The world has gone nuts.” She looked at him as if he had two heads. “I just left the city. Everything is fine. I’ll be going back to my job on Monday.” Her aunt grabbed her hand: “New York doesn’t exist. It was nuked this evening. You were on the last stage. We weren’t sure you made it. Now we have to get to the farm and get under cover before the fallout blows our way.”
She too began to weep. Chuck put his arm around her. And, Marion continued to drive like a maniac! They were all silent. As if holding a wake for a dying civilization!
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WRITING: Go West Old Man? (Index Card Novel)
Sunday, April 26, 2009He sat is his very comfortable McMansion. He and his wife had tuned it to their needs. He was enjoying coffee and his post-Church Sunday paper. Soon the children and grandchildren would arrive for his wife’s special monthly Sunday dinner; just like in her farm girl days. Poor farm girl, but farm girl never the less.
The feature story in the Culture section was about a return to the land by 21st Century yuppies returning to the land. The turn to socialism by Obama along with the multiple risks of unemployment, inflation, higher taxes, higher expenses, and exploding debt loads had given rise to some Depression Era thinking. A smaller, cheaper, less-expnsive, less-stuff lifestyle was being sought by young people. Like the Titanic before collecting ice cubes, one didn’t have to be overly psychic to know that egotistically speeding in the dark across an iceberg laden sea in an “unsinkable” ship was a prescription for disaster. Some people were always in the know. Vast tracks of undeveloped land in Western North Carolina were being quietly, silently, and cheaply acquired. Not by big builders for massive development. Not by governments for big construction projects. Not by real estate moguls seeking something the government was not “printing more of”. But by ordinary people. Doctors, lawyers, technology people, PhDs, writers, business people. Basically a whole lot of people were getting out of dodge full time. And, interestingly, they weren’t building big houses. They weren’t getting on the grid. They weren’t putting in cable or satellite TV. They were building small and green with solar. “Farmettes”, the article called them.
He had a raving loon of a friend. Y2K was an awakening for his nutty buddy. After that, he was a “real tin foil hat”. But the gold purchase he made in prep paid off. 200 to a 1000 was a nice killing. His friend had learned the lessons of Wall Street from his time there. It was a rigged casino. Survivalist, anti-establishment, anti-state, “gold bug’, anti-FED, Ron Paul, light conspiracy theory, and other loony stuff appeared in his email box from his firend regularly for more than a decade. Some times there was five or more in a day. His friend really needed to find a job; he was a ‘severance package farmer’. That too was evidence of the lunacy of large corporations. Pay employees to leave quietly. When they all got together, everyone — including the wives — were careful not to get him started about politicians, taxes, or the “gooferment”! He was a real wack a loon. But he had taught him one thing, these were NOT “farmettes”; these were “suvival retreats”!
He’d lived through Hugo. More than a week without power and water. Taking charity from the National Guard. Flushing toilets with a neighbor’s swimming pool water. At least they had gas for the car to get to the nearby church for showers and hot chow. What would a longer or worse condition be like. His nutty friend had given him the vocabulary; he had it down pat. He knew the words “Golden Horde”, Zimbabwe, and TEOTWAWKI. What’s worse is that his friend had taught him what they meant! His friend was a certifiable member of the “lights are on, but no one is home” club. But, these people in the article were smart folks. Not skitzo. Not panicked. Not emotional.
His crazy “tin foil hat” bud had told him that it was the Grandparents that had to lead the “evacuation”. They were the only ones who had the time, wisdom, money, and vision to see what was on the horizon. The children were too young and the parents were blinded by the day to day needs of modern life. The Jewish intelligentsia, when seeing Hitler for what he was, shipped children and some young families out of country wholesale. Often sacrificing their own lives for the future generations. Was he now having this glimpse of the future. Act on it or be doomed?
This was turning morose. He moved on to the sports. He had to break out of the rut. Get away from disaster thinking. Yankees opened their new stadium with a loss. The city government put a fortune of tax money into a new smaller stadium. His wacky friend’s lectures invaded this page too. “Millionaires Playing For Billionaires”, he’d rail. “Why does the tax payer have to pay for bread and circuses?” Argh. That nut was ruining his Sunday. Was he on every page yelling “escape!”; what next the classified. As a joke on himself, he turned to that slender section. The reason the papers were going broke was that advertising and the classifieds were moving to the internet. He tuned to the middle. There was a modest eighth of a page ad: “Robert F. Hoke Estate Company announces undeveloped land for sale in Lakewood NC. Due to a family bankruptcy, several hundred thousand undeveloped acres are being offered for sale located between Chattahoochee and Sumter National Forrest. Land is being sold as is. Prices range from as low as 100$/acre when purchased in 1000 acre lots.”
Argh!
Did you ever get a song stuck in your mind? He knew turning to the front page, his friend’s echo would be easily satisfied. “Obama apologizes again at South American Leadership conference. Helicopter Ben assures everyone that inflation is not on the horizon. Cigarette tax raised two dollars.” He need to put the paper down. Sip his coffee. And, take a deep breath. Was the Lord putting this in his mind? Like Noah. Was he supposed to build his family an ark? He did have the assets. He had just the girl who could homestead. Was he developing Alzhiemers. He had to get new friends.
All he could think about was Hugo. Bigger, badder, worse, and all-encompassing.
Maybe it was time to “Go West, Old Man. Go West”!
He yelled out “Hey, Hon, gotta minute. You have to see this.”
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WRITING: What do you do when the secret police show up for you? (An index card novel)
Saturday, April 25, 2009It was increasingly hard to stay on the right side of the law. Red light cameras. Complex tax and financial rules in general (i.e., cash withdrawals are limited to one dollar per day). Forms arrive daily to be filled out for this and that. Travel permits are required to enter each “crime prevention zone”. Guns were a long ago memory. Knives were being collected now. Excessive food “hording” was also prohibited. Computers and the internet were carefully tracked. It was expensive to keep every bit or byte, but “Big Sister” did. “Free medical care” translated to crapy care for those that had jobs; rationing for the old, the sick, and the unemployed. Drugs, weapons, gold, and other contraband led to home searches. At the grocery store, “medicine” conflicted with liberty. Each individual had to shop for themselves. Your citizen id card allowed you certain things, but not others. Your calorie and mix was limited. One benefit of the grocery store was gossip. Person to person. Like prisoners in a jail. Rumors spread like wildfire. One was that after so many “cautions”, the family got a trip out of town. There was a lot of discussion of how many people had. Each week, when someone didn’t show up, their number was known. It appeared to be 21.
This wasn’t lost on the fat old man. When he got to 19, he figured his time was due. No family, no job, no real friends. He had nothing to lose. He remembered someone once said: “The most dangerous man in the world is the man who has nothing left to lose.” He went to his backyard and dug under a planter. It was hard work to go down three feet. He took the plastic tube and went to his garage. A hacksaw liberated the contents. One 1911 in a vacuum sealed bag. He worked the action. He went to his closet and sat down. Covered himself from the waist down with a blanket. And, said his Act of Contrition. Churches had long since been closed, but he remembered the prayers.
The Homeland Security Caution Collection Crew was led by a Sargent. He had a six man squad. The pulled up at the address list for the old man. They kicked in the door and spread out through out the house. “No one here, Sarge. He’s running.” “Why, there’s no where to go. Check under the beds and look everywhere.” With that Sarge opened the closet door. His face was blown away. Two more of them bought it before they killed the old man. They called for back up and the Lieutenant. The Lt promoted one of them and called for reinforcements. At HQ, the loss was reported. The General told the Colonel: “We need to recruit more loyal men for the CCC. I see a trend here.”
Will they run out of “loyal men” before we run out of “closet patriots”?
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WRITING: Any landing you walk away from?
Sunday, April 19, 2009It was a week long business trip coming to an end. Neither successful nor failure; it was just “necessary”. He had a week’s laundry in his checked baggage. Wifey would be thrilled to see that. In the overhead, he had his briefcase and laptop. All loaded with the supposedly precious results. He’d “written” his trip report; actually tapped it out waiting for the plane. And, did his expenses; actually spreadsheeted them out on the company’s mandated sheet. All that was left was to email them at the next appearance of a wifi. Now, putting his seat back and tray table into the upright and locked position, he was readying for the final sprint. Baggage claim, limo, and home at last. His ears popped as the place made its “final” descent.
It was just as it began to touch down, that he saw a flash simultaneous in all the windows. That was a close bolt of lightening. Did the plane blunder into it? The lights went out and the emergency lights didn’t illuminate. Strange? The plane was “dark”. It was just dusk so there was still light coming in from the outside. The plane dropped the final feet to the tarmac. The jolt scared him along with everyone else. As a frequent flyer, he KNEW something was wrong. The engines were silent. A body in motion tends to stay in motion until acted upon by an outside source. It was “his” home airport. He knew that they would soon turn on to the taxi way and slowly roll to a gentle stop at the gate. Except in this case, there was no turn. Just rolling and rolling. Behind them, they all heard a long loud crash. Or was it multiples. They just rolled along. Rumble strips. A bump onto the grass. More rolling. Then a fence stopped them and the plane tilted nose first. Junk flowed down the cabin. There were no announcements. The crew was up and “climbing” to the emergency doors. Popped, chutes deployed, and people began exiting. He was in the window seat. He sat quietly organizing his thoughts. Survival is awareness.
He looked out the window. Interesting, no lights. He didn’t know which way they landed. But either way, he should see the city lights or the terminal lights. There were none. He had to figure out what he should do. Getting out right now wouldn’t be quick. The people were crowded around the door. Those, that just released the seat belt, fell “forward” until the hit something. He thought about the best strategy to do this. His “seat mates” had demonstrated the folly of just unbuckling. Hope they survived the fall. It was dark enough that he could not see where they landed or who they landed on. He began formulating a plan. He’d hold on his neighbor’s belt so he could release his and kneel on the seat back in front of him. He then get his stuff from the overhead and exit out. His attache case had his “hotel room” kit. He wanted the flash light. It was getting darker. He could see that the movement at the bottom was essentially stopped. Time to get going.
He was a fat old guy. Not an acrobat by any means. But, it wasn’t too difficult to link the two vacant seatbelts to create two handholds. He wedged his legs on the back of the seat in front of him. Looped one arm around the spare belts. Then release his belt. He didn’t plunge forward. He was wedged. Using his handhold, he was able to mount the backs of the row in front of him. Still using the spare belt, in case he slipped, he opened the overhead. His stuff was easily reachable. The computer case yielded a cell phone. It was dead. Maybe the charge ran down during the flight. The attache case gave up a flash light. Dead! That was strange. Pocket radio. Dead! Keys with light fob. Dead. He put the keys in his pocket. Someone’s knapsack fell past him to the front. On a hunch, he opened the computer case. Flipped open the computer. Dead! He was sensing a pattern here. Everything electronic was dead. This was not looking good.
He returned the computer to its case. And, using the strap looped the attache case and computer case, he put it on his neck. Holding the looped seat belt, he slid to the next aisle. Swapping his free hand to a belt, he released his “death grip” on the row now above him. He was in row 36. It took a while to “descend” to the “lower reaches”. He didn’t have to go all the way to the bottom. Along around row 6, he felt “fresh air”. He crawled out through the galley on to the deployed chute. And, slid down. He was mildly surprised there was no one around. Some dead bodies. But no live people. No lights. No sounds.
He was afraid. Was he in a Ron Sterling Twilight Zone? He figured he was going to have to walk home. He scrambled back up the slide. It was hard but he was motivated. He was in the galley. He carefully unclipped one of those carts and it came crashing down. Garbage. He did another one. It was drinks. He grabbed a knapsack. Was it the same one? Dumped it out and filled it up with water and juice. He unsnapped another cart. Crash. It had extra meals. He collected all the candy and few bags of stuff. Back to the slide. And, out on the tarmac.
Now he had to make choices. The expressway might have people. He really didn’t want to be around people. The city streets went through some very bad neighborhoods. Maybe there was a combination. He went down the runway. A burning plane was smoldering at the other end. Why? Beyond him. He just wanted to be home with his wife and kids. At the end of the runway, there was a grass infield. And, tall security fence. Beyond his physical abilities. Scanning the ground line of the fence, he spotted a drainpipe.
Investigating, he saw a lighter shade of dark at the other end. In he went. Sloppy. Muddy. He was now outside the fence. Seem stupid to him but he just wanted home! The expressway was there so he followed the edge for awhile. Dead cars abounded. Some dead people. No live one. Maybe he’d revise his strategy.
It was a thirty minute drive home. He was in no shape. And, it was getting darker. Would the moon come out? In the distance he could see fires at various locations. He was concerned about making a profile. He walked carefully trying to blend in. A mile. Then two. till no live people. It didn’t make sense.
He approached the vicinity of a fire. It was off the expressway. But close enough. There was a fence between him and one of the “bad neighborhoods”. He could hear screaming. A woman. And, men laughing. Shots! He tried to dig a hole. All he accomplished was to get dirtier. They obviously couldn’t see him. And, he was quiet. Passing the light. As quickly as he could.
At each fire, he’d crawl. No other noises. No live people. Just dead ones. No noise. No light. No nothing.
Thirty minutes translated to what felt like twelve dark hours. Dawn was beginning to break. He was walking as fast as an exhausted man could. He was on his block. He turned the corner. His house was a burned shell. His wife was tied over the hood of her car. His children were dead on the doorstep. It wasn’t pretty. He heard screams a block over.
He felt so tired. His heart was broken. His heart was aching. The pain was the worst he’d ever felt. Then it was over.
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WRITING: It Was So Cold (A complete one paragraph story)
Friday, April 17, 2009It was cold. So cold. He’d never been so cold. The heat in the house was set to 40. People had to fend for themselves, but the pipes had to be kept from freezing. How many decades had they struggled? He mused as his body tried to warm the bed and blankets. More than two. The “carbon tax” to prevent “global warming” was the event that had started them down a road to “hell frozen over”. But, other things had set the stage. Even the children and grandchildren were impoverished. They all lived with him. He wept. More than a decade ago, his proud son was beaten by “the economy” and came home to live. The son brought his wife and three children. Couldn’t earn enough to feed everyone; never mind shelter, clothe, or anything else. There was no work. Debt crushed that once proud son and bankruptcy left them nothing. For awhile, it was OK. There was enough work from time to time to pay the bills. But “the economy” was in a death spiral. On their little plot of land, they resurrected a “victory garden”. Some victory. Not much of a garden. He and his wife moved to the first smallest bedroom so that the five refugees could have the largest room. At the time, he groused at his sainted wife that “it was temporary” and “we could take the second larger room”. Her response was: “I see worse times ahead.” That scared him. He began to take some modest steps for “worse times”. Cut the cable. Watch expenses like a hawk. Sell stuff. Hide other stuff. The polictics of “soak the rich” sounded too much like class warfare of the Nazis and Communists. He knew from a survivor of the Shoah and another from Cambodia where that led. He hid some stuff. Above the refrigerator coils. In clocks and appliances. Curtain rods. Nothing paper. He acquired some unpapered assets. Anything with a paper trail would be lost. An abandoned prized car in the backyard covered a multitude of metal detectable “sins”. As “the economy” worsened, his daughter and once proud son-in-law arrived with their three kids to take the middle small but larger bedroom. Again for a while it was OK. The taxes were oppressive. But when you have no income, there were no income taxes. Corporations were heavily taxed to make it up and they raised their prices. So people, who had nothing, paid the taxes hidden in products or went without. There was a a lot of going without. “Global warming” need to be fought more. Despite the ever colder winters and quick cool summers. No one told the king he had no clothes. The rich left for Europe and other destinations. Taking their wealth with them. They had no allegiance to a Titanic that was going down. Despite their particular part in the political lunacy that led to the sinking. They were cheerleaders in the hysteria! Hollywood “celebrities” left if they could, but there was nobody with any money for “art”. Their Sodom and Gomorrah wound down to drugs and prostitution. Just like the whores and grifters, we always knew they were, but were too blind to see. “Sports celebrities” fared even worse. Without any attendance, teams folded. Millionaire third baseman, quarterbacks, and dribblers were flushed into the toilet bowl with ordinary people. In some ways, he was “lucky”. During one of the many crisises, he bought a low emission vehicle, so they had a car. It was a modest profit center. They could get to the store, the doctor, or to work if there was any. Six adults and one neighborhood sharing one car made scheduling a nightmare. But survivors cooperated. It was a life raft. There were plenty of cars around. Just none that were “road worthy” according to the government. “Global warming” had ruled all the non low emission models off the roads. For the children, of course. That and the price of gas was in the three digits. Yes, OPEC had finally made an oil based currency and the American dollar was a stone around their neck. American “national debt” ensured the dive to civilization’s history book as a footnote about the American experiment with “liberty”. In every tragedy, some do well. The politicians were always “saving us”. Funny how they seemed to always have government transportation, food, and lodging. So too, the bureaucrats that served them, with their paychecks and gold plated pensions, did well. And, the toadies and hangers on, who lunched at the ever declining public trough. This was all not without some unpleasantness. The various “disturbances”, that the servile media did have to report, were always crushed. One could see nearby cities on fire. The prisons were overcrowded with all sorts of economic, drug, and other non-violent crime. “Hoarding” became a capital crime. As was non-payment of taxes. Unless you were politically connected. For public safety, all the guns were collected. Not us “public”; the “public servants” weren’t very safe! The howling of the NRA, GOA, and honest men were to no avail. Of course, if you can’t keep guns and drugs out of prisons, then the collection wasn’t very complete. It amused him. The thugs came a searched the house and seized his registered guns, a few gold coins, and what they called “extra food”. But as with most things done by government, they did NOT find the unregistered guns, the various stashes of gold and silver, and the caches of food. One neighbor was pointing out stuff for the thugs. A week later, he took care of that Quisling. And, his family. That was the end of snitching. A twenty two to the back of heads was a necessary ‘rodent elimination” project. He was not alone in the clean up effort. Anyone in the neighborhood who worked for the Government often met a similar fate when the employer was identified. Live too high on the hog and it was obvious where your bacon was coming from. And, of course, wretches, who had even less, came to prey on them as wealthy. He’d had learned a lesson from Western farmers. The men of the neighborhood watched out for their own. On any given day, half the folk slept for their night watch. In a way, it was, in a way, a modest profit making activity. These modern day looters were often packing heat and carrying treasure from an earlier heist. They no longer had need for it as they went to their eternal repose in the fields, cisterns, or abandoned cars. Shoot, shovel, and shut up was the “standing order”. Yes, it was hard times. And, hard men had starving families. He worried for his family as he aged. The wife passed. And he aged. His pensions, modest social security, welfare, and his “hidings” were the sustenance that kept them alive. The churches and poverty pantries had long since given their last. Welfare was a joke. They were wealthy, because they had a place to live. Civil unrest was even decimating the police and bureaucrats. He limited what he ate because there really wasn’t enough to go around. And, he’d heard that low calorie diets made you live longer. They needed him as a “cash cow” to live forever. Each day, with each child, he walk once around the block. Exercise was good for a long life. He listened to the child and then would tell them of the “good old days”. Gas, food, and fun was abundant through out the land. But there was a cancer in men’s minds that blinded them to the threat that their fellow man presented. It was a long walk. And getting longer. Or was he going slower. And, the children getting bigger. Homeschooling in addition to government schooling. There was not much to do on the cold dark nights. Electric was too valuable to waste on anything as frivolous as TV. The end of daylight signaled bedtime. At least a bed full of bodies was warm. He, of course, was alone, in that smallest of bedrooms. What would become of his family when the “cow” died? It was so cold. He fell asleep crying: “Noooo”!
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WRITING: CHURCH 10●19●62 is done; the store is open!
Sunday, March 29, 2009http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=638039
http://www.lulu.com/content/6078286
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An alternative future history. What might have been? If Nikta hadn’t blinked. If children were allowed to “be all that they could be”. If adults didn’t waste their time and attention on memes and paradigms that are insanity. If I’d known. Shoulda, coulda, and woulda! The human race’s millstone — obsolete thinking. Here’s what I think might have been possible.
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(Read the book, and you’ll understand the last two flags!)
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WRITING: How did I get the book done
Sunday, March 29, 2009On 03/20/09 11:22 AM, JohnB wrote:
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John, did you have any problem staying focused/motivated while writing your book? If so, do you have any tips or tricks? I’ve been hammering away at something for years now and I always find myself distracted and starting back at square one.
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The book was written mostly from 5AM to 6Am every morning for many months. I cheated a little and thought about it while I was commuting. I cheated more by thinking about it when I’d go to bed, head, or waiting. I cheated a little because it’s somewhat a psuedo autobiographical of my day dreams in Church back when I was in Eighth Grade.
I could have written it 45 years ago. The basic story was there. So, I really never got “writer’s block”.
I did have some equipment failures that were setbacks. One night when I couldn’t sleep, I got up and wrote for two hours. For some reason, darn windoze, it was lost. It was really good too. Oh well.
I have a good outline of the 100 chapters. I was posting it on the Frugal Squirel’s Patriot Story forum. So I have a lot of positive feedback.
I think it has to be a labor of love. With passion. I still cry when I read certain chapters. (Everyone dies in the end. rofl!)
Once I got into the habit, it just took on a life of its own.
I’d previously put a year’s worth of my blog posts in a book using Lulu to print it. My mom was thrilled. My friends were polite. But, that showed me what was possible.
Does this help?
Since, I bought a MacBookAir and a Time Machine to prevent lost data and bought “SCRIVNER” that does housekeeping for the novels. I have 11 outlines — fiction and non-fiction — in queue. May not write them all, but they are there for the “doing”.
Hope this is what you wanted,
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WRITING: CHURCH is on final approach
Friday, March 13, 2009An alternative future history. What might have been? If Nikta hadn’t blinked. If children were allowed to “be all that they could be”. If adults didn’t waste their time and attention on memes and paradigms that are insanity. If I’d known. Shoulda, coulda, and woulda! The human race’s millstone — obsolete thinking. Here’s what I think might have been possible.
The labor of love — telling a story I’ve had in my head since 8th grade — is almost complete. Lulu is shipping me my final proof. I think, I hope, I’ve solved the light printing problem.
We’ll see.
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WRITING: Need to redo my book; splitting into two
Sunday, February 22, 2009Readers here know some of this already. But let me recap.
I’ve used Lulu, a Print On Demand vendor, that will allow any book to be ordered on Amazon and such. The upfront cost is zero. Which, of course, why I liked it. Lulu offers an e-book option. The printed copy will be ~$40+ and the download is 5$.
In a prior effort, for example, I printed 35 copies of my blog book last year. It was a book of all my blog posts for a year.
(It was a vanity effort. I gave the first copy to my Mom for mother’s day. She was tickled. I sent friends copies. I’m told it made a great doorstop! LOL!!)
(One friend gave his two kids each a copy in lieu of a Christmas present. He had me write a personal note and sign it as a “first edition” of a future famous writer. He tells me that you had to see their expressions. He later relented and gave “real presents”. He goes into spasms of laughter every time we talk about it.)
In my spare time, I wrote a novel: “It Started In Church – October 19, 1962”. 700 pages; just under a half million words. An hour a day every morning for a year. It’s an alternative future history of what I might have been, if the Cuban Missle Crisis had ended differently. Khrushchev pushes the button, bad things happen, and, children practiced, I and my classmates wind up in a shelter. And, stuff happens from there. All that illustrates how we have “low expectations” for children. Yeah, I know corney. It’s a story I have had in my head for 50 years. Better late than never. I wrote the novel more as a goof, but I got tremendous feedback on the Frugal Squirrels web site. The more I got into it, the more it took on a life of its own. I’m very pleased with it. Now, it’s my opus.
“It Started In Church – October 19th, 1962”, or more simply “CHURCH 10●19●62” will have a link through http://www.itstartedinchurch.com/ into Lulu.
The novel on Lulu is about 600+ pages which has to cost more than $40.
That wouldn’t be SOOOO bad, BUT, (there is always a big butt), the print is too small.
I printed it at Kinkos for 50 bucks, and the result was very readable. Two iterations thru Lulu are much smaller. The first iteration was very light and barely readable. (Right Wacki?) The second iteration was better but, based on feedback from our “Rutgers Basketball Game” friends, it’s STILL too light and small. So Lulu is a little cheaper, produces a better “finished product”, and can get it into Amazon. BUT, Lulu is not without it’s challenges. Lulu has an absolute page limit of 700 pages for the size I’d like to use and 740 for the size I tried.
Argh!
So kicking and screaming, I’m forced to split the book into tow volumes. Bump up the font size and try some more.
Thus far, I’ve spent $150 and don’t have a great result.
ARGH!
Lessons Learned: What I have learned is that for “specialty texts”, like IT specialty topics, where you could sell copies at 50$+, that you could have a working business model. I think that it would be possible to “produce” topical texts that the big publishing houses couldn’t address.
Just learning about a different kind of “technology”. Next I’ll be consulting on scribes and amanuensises.
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WRITING: Printing the final draft of Church
Friday, February 13, 2009Revision C!
Now we have to see how it comes out.

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WRITING: Book is done!
Thursday, January 1, 2009UPDATE 1/11 later 1/12 early: According to the Lulu site, my order should ship as early as 1/12 (tomorrow/today) or as late as 1/16 (Friday). Coming by FedEx Ground Delivery. (Lingering question, are Lulu books printed offshore and that’s why it takes so long?)
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1/1/2009
Well, it’s finished. Cooked. Booked. I’ve Lulu-ed it.
Now I’m waiting for my proof copy.
It’s sad. Four decades late, I’m done.
Luddite helped with the proofing. CJ gave me a better punch. Frau gave me good input to the cover design.
But, it’s done.
All that I have to do is wait for Lulu to send me my proof.
710 pages.
Just under a half a million words.
A little less than a year.
So many lessons learned.
(1) You have to be organized.
(2) Keep one copy as the master. All changes get made there.
(3) Need versioning.
(4) There’s no good software for a big wp project.
Note: Office corrupted the doc after about 6 months. Despite creating new files. Master and sub-docs was a horror show.
Note: Apple’s PAGES sucked at big docs.
Note: Google docs choked at the size.
Note: Luggable’s WINDOZE Office locked up one night and lost three hours of my best prose.
Argh!
(5) It’s always takes longer and is harder than you expect.
(6) A GANTT chart with realistic estimates would have helped.
(7) Schedules weren’t met.
(8) Illness, job loss, laziness, and stupidity all caused delays.
(9) When blogging fan fiction, have the project DONE before posting the first segment.
(10) Was it fun?
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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction – It happened in Church – Epilogue – Was it?
Thursday, October 16, 2008It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Epilogue – Was it?
It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com
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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction – It happened in Church – Chapter One Hundred – Reading the will
Wednesday, October 15, 2008It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter One Hundred – Reading the will
It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com
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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction – It Happened In Church – Chapter Ninety Nine – John is the last
Monday, October 13, 2008It Happened In Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Ninety Nine – John is the last
It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com
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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction – It Happened In Church – Chapter Ninety Eight – Marie passes
Sunday, October 12, 2008It Happened In Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Ninety Eight – Marie passes
It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com
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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction – It Happened In Church – Chapter Ninety Seven – Write the history
Friday, October 10, 2008It Happened In Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Ninety Seven – Write the history
It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com
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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction – Chapter Ninety Six – Fifty Years / American Stonehenge
Wednesday, October 8, 2008It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Ninety Six – Fifty Years / American Stonehenge
It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com
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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction – It happened in Church – Chapter Ninety Five – Deaths, Decades, and the Tontine
Saturday, October 4, 2008It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Ninety Five – Deaths, Decades, and the Tontine
It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com
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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction – Chapter Ninety Four – Brother Kevin passes
Wednesday, October 1, 2008It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Ninety Four – Brother Kevin passes
October 19, 1990
It was another Fall day. The anniversary day. John thought back to just three years ago. The Silver Anniversary celebration. He wore the silver medal that everyone was given. The Good Shepherd on one side and the atlatl on the other. Each year, since then, the Alban family went to the new Good Shepherd Church in Bennington as a family. It was a great day. Sunny then, as it was today. There was an old Irish joke that it was always a sunny day on the Jewish holidays; after all they were His Chosen People. It was meant to counteract the anti-Semitics of the day. The prior generations of Irish Catholics knew what discrimination was personally; they felt a special bond to other minorities. That feeling wasn’t lost for two or three generations. John remembered his Grandmother urging him to never forget the feeling she felt as a young girl and to be denigrated. He carried that lesson close to his heart.
It was also the “birthday day”. June Junior and Brian Junior always quibbling who was older, who was most like Mom, who was most like Dad. Two identical boys — Vin and Tim, two identical girls — Phi and Rho, two fraternal boys — Ken and Kip , and two identical boys — Liam and Leo. And the adopted ones, Clare and Clara. And Marie’s “first” ones Olivia and Luke. Everyone celebrated Church Day as their birthday. If they had planned it, they couldn’t have done it. Perhaps this was His way of not making Church Day a day of tears, but a day of happy sadness. They were wonderful children. Not rotten like he was as a child. They were all like their mother Marie in his eyes. And, he loved each and everyone of them for it. None had Maire’s amazing mind that could do tricks. Maybe it was his genes that screwed that up. He had to be happy with ‘normal’ children. Well sort of normal. They had a State Atlatl champion, a champion miler, a juried artist, a magician, a farmer, a blacksmith, a marksman, a nurse, a doctor, a teacher, two accountants, and sad to say a lawyer. In short, he had a family of well-adjusted self-assured survivors.
The phone rang. John picked up the phone. These days, it was usually bad news. This was no different. Marie may have lost a step as a math head, but she came to him as if summoned by ESP. “BigJohnA speaking. May I help?”
Marie looked at his face for a hint; the frown spoke volumes. “I see. It was quick? Yes, of course, we can accommodate that. No, I didn’t know he had a will. I thought there was a vow of poverty. Oh, I see, you say that ended when the Orders ceased to exist. No, I have no immediate instructions. Can things run without direction for a day or two. Each local principal can operate as is nothing has changed. Please notify all that we’ll have a general meeting on Saturday. Phone in will be OK.” Marie knew it was about Brother Kevin and it wasn’t good. John was in tears. Calm tears, but tears. “Marie, Brother Kevin has died of a heart attack.” Marie started to cry; John continued: “Funeral here, day after tomorrow. And, there’s more. He left the schools to us. You and me. What do we know about schools?” Marie came back to the challenge. “We’ll figure something out. We have to let folks know.” John knew that would be the easiest thing he could do.
The Vermont Telephone, Telegraph, and Telenet company was the successor to the old New England Bell Telephone Company. When Wall Street was vaporized, Vermont Telephone and Telegraph emerged by Gubernatorial fiat. It was very complicated, but they emerged, settling with anyone who had a claim. In a complex formula, if some one had a paper certificate for AT&T, NET, or an BellCo stock or any BellCo Bond got something. If the person could afford to wait and take equity, they were well rewarded. But some needed the proceeds to survive, the Refugee funds were buying. So the Refugees held either directly, or thru partnerships, a large percentage of VTT stock. John every conscious of their reputation and, in consultation, with the Refugee’s “Brain Trust”, led a recaptialization of VTT and began a computer network service. Out of that recapitalization, there was an entire class of warrants that were to compensate “Telephone” owners on Church Day for their intellectual property that the new VTTT (called V T cubed) was going to use. It wasn’t needed but John felt it was the right thing to do. Every phone subscriber or past holder got something. The press thought it was down right charity. John never worried about the press’ opinion. He did worry about what people thought. After all they were “guests”. When John decided it was the right thing to do, he did it. Didn’t matter if it was not required, his conscience was his guide. In a conference, announcing the recapitalization, where he had no ‘official’ role, the press demanded he ‘explain’. With the permission of the officials running the meeting, he went to the podium. “Unaccustomed as I to public speaking, I’m a little scared at all this attention.” Everyone laughed since he was packing a hogleg and an atlatl. “I don’t have to explain what we do. But since you asked so ‘politely’, just this once, I’ll make an exception. It’s the right thing to do and, since I have so much to atone for, I have to be extra careful about doing the right thing. Thanks.” And walked off the dais. The recapitalization led to innovative services. Like a white pages service that allowed John to address a message to all the Refugees at a modest price. The message would be sent in any way he was willing to pay for and delivered however the receiver wanted it. The message could be put in as voice, fax, or text and delivered like a phone call, fax, telegram, letter, or electronic message. If the US Post Office wasn’t defunct after Church Day, they would have been after V T Cubed launched.
John dialed 4 1 1. “Information Services. User Name?” said the mechanical but female voice. “BigJohnA”, replied John. “Identified. … Authenticated … Service?” “Human” John hated the robots. A male voice came on the line, “Yes, may I be of service?” “Yes, please, List1, priority message, at all costs, to me.” “Yes, sir. What type of message?” “Voice” “Are you ready to dictate?” “Yes. To all my fellow refugees, authentication …” John looked at his wrist “… Alpha Lima Baker Omega. It is with deep sadness that I must report the death of Brother Kevin. My teacher, my comrade at arms, and my friend. Funeral at the Farm day after tomorrow. Heart attack. No suffering. No further details. No Reply Required. May God Have mercy on his soul. May perpetual life shine on him. All our love to you and yours, Marie and John. Message ends.” … “Thank you sir. I have positive confirmation of delivery of 16% of the list now. Do you require further updates?” “Yes, next day, any non-delivery.” “Yes sir. We will report tomorrow at this time any non-deliveries.” “Thank you that will be fine.” “The preliminary cost of this interaction has been zero point zero three two nine ounces. The final cost will be available in 72 hours if you need to know.” “Thanks, that’s fine!” John thought that was great service and very very cheap.
John turned to Marie and said: “Done. We need to talk.”
The phone rang with a funny ring. Marie answered that one. It was her ring. “Marie here.” It was the Governor, Kayla Benedict. When she couldn’t have children she went into ‘politics’. She was, like most of the Refugees, a principled but ruthless competitor. Two terms as mayor and one as county commissioner vaulted her to prominence as the system changed from direct election to representative selection. She campaigned and added initiative, referendum, and recall. The voters had lots of ways to communicate. “Miss Marie, I am sorry for our loss. As Guv though, I’m more concerned about the schools. I understand that you and John now own them. There’s a public policy issue here. People will need to be reassured. What are you guys going to do?” “Miss Kayla, John and I just got the call. We didn’t know about the will. We’re going to talk about it in a few minutes. Would you like to help?” “Yes, please. I can be there in a few hours.” “OK, we’ll put a pot on and won’t finalize anything until you get here.” “Thanks, you guys are great.”
John was bemused. He had just been tossed a ‘turd’.
He’s first act was to delegate. “Kids, gather around.” All the children huddled around. “We have company coming. Brother Kevin has passed. Mom and I need to think. Can you take the calls?” Generally nodding.
John picked up the phone and dialed 4 1 1. Same dialogue. “Brain Trust. I need you. Red One. Come a running.” And hung up. John went out and sat in the Ford. A bird had pooped on the windshield and he busied himself cleaning Grandpa’s pride and his joy. How was he going to dodge this bullet?
He thought of Principles, Principals, Principal Brother Prefect, Principal Brother Kevin. And, the Refugees did have a financial stake in the Brother Kevin School System both equity and debt. So principle one was financial fairness for everyone involved. Principle two was that he didn’t want the responsibility for education going forward. Brother Kevin had about 75% of the education marketplace. He was one of the reasons that Vermont was the New Switzerland. Those were big shoes to fill.
Marie came out. She was still the apple of his eye. She looked like she just stepped off her horse at the country club fox hunt. The atlatl she carried could be a whip and the sidearm was capable of dispatching a big bear or any two legged varmint. She got in ‘her’ side: “So, what are we going to do?” He was stunned. She was expecting him to solve it. “Hey, don’t stick me. You own half the problem, and you teach!” She wrinkled her nose at him. “Yes, I teach. But I don’t teach ‘teaching’ and I don’t do the business side of it. It’s not my vocation!” “So how is it mine?” “Just do like you did with Alyssa Trucking. That was inspired problem solving.”
John laughed! With them holding about half the stock either directly or in one of the holding accounts, Marie and John inherited Alyssa’s half. The Refugees also had most of the debt instruments; that which they didn’t hold they bought. At a premium if need. So they held all the debt. Some genius. He was just lazy! He had recognized the company into two halves — depots and delivery. Each needed the other half to succeed, but each had different motivations. Then, came the stroke of genius. All of the depots and truck were the assets. The depots were incorporated with one hundred shares. He kept 51 shares for the Refugees, assigned 25 shares to an ‘ABLE’ mutual fund for everyone, and 24 shares to a ‘BAKER’ mutual fund for individual depot employees. Similarly, the delivery side was incorporated. The truck fleet was the asset and incorporated with one hundred shares. Again, he retained 51 shares for the Refugees, 25 shares to that ‘ABLE’ mutual fund for everyone, and 24 shares to a ‘CHARLIE’ mutual fund for individual delivery employees. Sounds complicated, but it assured that everyone was incentivized to work hard and cooperate. Each employee was given a share in the ABLE fund, and allowed / required to buy a share in the BAKER or CHARLIE mutual fund. Everyone had to buy in to keep their job. A BAKER or CHARLIE mutual fund share was priced at hundred ounces. This was not a trivial amount; about a year’s pay. It made sure every one in a depot or a truck was fully committed. Financing was available at a discounted rate, from the Bank of Bennington, secured by the mutual fund certificate which was a gilt edge security. It was like minting gold. It also capped the head count. Both for costs and for dilution. Headcount was an expense and spread the profit peanut butter thinner. Technically the Refugees should have gotten the gold ounces paid for the mutual fund. But, John was looking to motivate; not profit. The subscription fees were allowed to remain in the ABLE mutual fund corporation. In exchange, John took 2% convertible preferred stock for the subscription fees. This left depot and delivery with a substantial capital base. They’d only fail if they couldn’t serve their customers. Hostile takeovers were impossible. It didn’t take long for ordinary folks to start thinking like owners. It was their path to true wealth. Nobody recognized that the workers were on the path to own the tools of production. Communist? Nah, just good old American capitalism harnessed by a fat lazy kid who had too much time on his hands. No one even thought of the Communist Manifesto. But it sure was motivating.
John sat, hands on the steering wheel, pretending he was driving a school into the future. He said, without looking at her, (she was too distracting), “but a school, no a system of schools, ain’t a bunch of rough neck trucking people.” She said: “OK! They may be smart. So that just means you’ll have to explain more and make it brain dead simple. But you can do it.” John thought some more. This was more complex. There was teaching; that was equivalent to depots and driving. There was the teaching about teaching; that was like an apprentice program. There was adapting teaching to future needs; that was like architecture. He ran the idea by her: “Soooo, my dear, there’s teaching like you do. There’s learning Brother Kevin’s system; that teaching teaching. There’s the business end. There’s anticipating change. There’s methods and procedures work. Much more complicated than trucking.” She could see he was adapting the trucking idea to the teaching problem. She said: “You’re on your way to reinventing government schools.” That made him shudder. “We control 75%. We can’t buy the other 25% but we need to include them and control the direction.” She was onto his idea: “Can’t you allow everyone to subscribe to the top tier that does the R&D and sets the direction?” He was visualizing the Good Shepherd School System as licensed and certified by a board. There would be a training / certification program for teachers, principals, and business managers. There would be a Center of Educational Excellence that would accept any one to share in figuring out the future. Now how to make it happen. And, then how to incentivize everyone?
They were interrupted by the simultaneous arrival of a bunch of people. Five accountants, four bankers, three brokers, two lawyers, and one Governor. Now he’d have to plan on the fly. Marie and Kayla hugged; all the men were embarrassed. Arm in arm, ignoring all the men, and important issues, they chit chatted about the important things. Children and gossip. Marie shooed all the ‘children’ into a line for Kayla’s inspection, a hug, and a kiss. John led the men into the dining room for a kitchen conference. Children, after hugging and kissing, brought water and mints; they then disappeared. It was serious time. Kayla and Marie joined them. John took the floor smiling at Marie. He winked at her in code: ‘trucks ok’; she nodded. Kayla read it: “OK, now that you two have decided the issue, care to let us in on it?” Marie laughed: “Not decided but we have a straw man. Not decided really. But it is ‘ours’. Unless someone is going to take it away?” Hidden in her laugh was a big stake in the ground. “John, why don’t you explain. Maybe everyone will be happy with it or have a better idea.” Everyone nodded.
John said: “Speed, velocity, and acceleration! We have one problem. Marie and I don’t want to be Brother Kevin. And, we don’t know enough to do it. Everyone liked the truck solution. Why not reprise it to fit the problem?” Everyone involved in the trucking effort was well pleased with their investment. And no one was more pleased than their Customers. Alyssa Trucking was cheaper, faster, and better than any competitor. John resumed: “We have a pool of schools. We have a teaching methodology. We have an uncertain future. Sounds like three asset pools to me. For variety, instead of alpha, beta, charlie. I thought we’d used something different how about: Uniform, Victor, Washington, Xray, Yankee, and Zulu.” Everyone laughed. Kayla took the lead: “I’m just a dumb politician; so I need a little more detail.” Everyone laughed at that absurd notion. The joke was obvious.
John complied: “Schools have, in addition to the capital assets, a cadre of teachers, staff, and principals which make the place run. The Refugee Funds hold the notes on the school buildings. Now Marie and I own the schools. But, what’s a school without the human resource to make it run and the community to support it. So, we’re going to incent everyone to continue success. Each school will incorporate. 51% to Marie and I. 49% to a school specific mutual fund. One fourth of the mutual fund goes to teachers. One forth to the staff. One fourth to the principal. AND, one fourth to the community. Everyone buys in with say an ounce of gold. That goes into the School Corporation. Since it should have come to Marie and I, we’ll take the usual 2% convertible preferred.” Everyone looked around. That idea was a winner.
John continued: “OK, that dealt with the past. Let’s move to the present. Brother Kevin left Marie and I the intellectual property. We need to ensure that his ‘brand’ is kept up to snuff. So again, we’ll incorporate an entity called ‘The Good Shepherd School Association”. It will certify schools, staff, teachers, and principal. Grandfather everyone in the role. Develop training and testing. Annual testing to keep the brand safe. 51% to Marie and I; 49% to a mutual fund. Mutual fund is divided half to every school and half to all the participants. Buy in for an ounce. That funds all the needed activities. Yada, yada, same model.” Every one didn’t exactly see the reasoning for it. But, again, it was empowering the workers and was a winner.
John took a sip of water and continued: “OK, that’s past and present. Now the future. Fasten your seatbelts. This is messier. Brother Kevin adapted. He took Brother Prefect’s pedagogy. Pretty fancy word for how to ‘do’ schooling. And, adapted. Language was one. Split shifts was another. Holistic was another. And, those are just the ones I can cite. Who knows was others there were. Where does Vermont get the innovation in education? That’s the future. We can’t be teaching boomerang making if the future is atlatls. Yea, I know bad example. OK, we can’t teach ‘the theory of buggy whip construction’ when cars are the hot thing.” Everyone was with him. No one had answers, but John did. He continued: “OK, Guv, time for you to earn your pay. The Refugee Funds will create and grubstake ‘The Vermont Education Trust’. 51% to us; 49% to a mutual fund. Any Vermont citizen can buy in for an ounce. The Trust will sponsor the Guv’s prize for ‘Innovation in Education’. Let’s make it a thousand ounces for the idea that knocks every one’s socks off. It will codify the eternal objectives of eduction. As well as the strategy and tactics to get there. Any school can license their work for a modest fee. Speaking for the Good Shepherd School Association, we’ll sign on today. In ten years, we will turn our first 51% of VET into a mutual fund to be voted by all the schools registered in VET at the time. And, that takes care of the future.” Everyone was sitting in confused silence.
Kayla said: “I’m glad you waited for me before making any big decisions. What’s the government’s role in this? Can we distribute the ‘any Vermont citizen’ stuff?” “No! This is a private corporate matter. The Bank of Bennington, I am sure, will be happy to handle that as an accommodation.” The banker’s vision of a big pile of little fees evaporated. “Certainly”, the lead banker replied. “See the government has only one job. Protect the citizen from aggression — from foreign attack, from domestic criminals, or from fraud. I don’t want people to get back into thinking that gooferment has a role in anything else.”
John was aggressive now: “Together these make up education; past, present, and future. We just need to set up the pools to incent everyone and stand back. The reason that the trucking network is so successful is that every worker has an equity stake in the outcome. We want the people’s support so we have spread the butter thin.” Kayla still wasn’t convinced: “But, I’ll just be figurehead. I don’t know any more about education than you do.” Marie chimed in: “Careful, Miss Kayla, Master John isn’t a dumb as he looks. And, he can charm. Well, you know what he can charm. I think you know more than you give yourself credit for. You can have an advisory panel of educators and citizens. Have them winnow the chaff down to the needle in this haystack. If you can’t see it in the same category of language, split shift, or holistic. Don’t sign off and make it more valuable next year. I think you should have a whole load of Guv prizes. Fastest runner. Smartest high schooler. Spelling bee. Math Olympics. I’m sure if some one can think of a category, the Refugee Trust will fund a prize in that area. Let’s not ignore the practical skills. Fastest milker. Best stall mucker; John could compete in that event. It’s about getting people to think like a team. We survived because initially we were all Classmates and had a tradition of mutual respect. Then came trust. We can do this and make it work.”
John summarized: “Any disagreements? … hearing none, can I have every one’s plans by COB tomorrow. I’d like to announce something at Brother Kevin’s eulogy day after.”
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John was sitting on the porch. He was lost in thought about his eulogy. June Junior came up and flumped in his lap. He could feel a sales pitch coming. “Daddy?” Hold on to your wallet. “Will you do something for me?” she whined. “Subject to all the usual caveats”, he replied.
Long ago, he had posted ‘house rules’. There were several panels, but there was one that was really ‘on point’. It said: “Your Mom and I love you very much. We want the best for you. We will do whatever we think is in your long term best interest as we see it. We may be wrong, but don’t ever doubt that we want you to be happy, healthy, and wise. That being said, be careful what you ask for, it may be more than you wanted. We will not deprive you of the chance to be happy by paving the road in front of you; someday we won’t be here to do it for you and happiness is in the struggling journey. We will not deprive you of the chance to be healthy by doing for you or not allowing you to grow; that, which doesn’t kill us, makes us stronger. We will not deprive you of the chance to be wise by giving you the ‘test’ answers; while we might even be occasionally right, we recognize any answer, that is the ‘right’ answer for us from our point of view in our circumstances, maybe totally the ‘wrong’ answer for you from your pov and in your circumstances. Having said that, we will love you, regardless of anything. We will provide a shoulder to cry on, a modicum of advice, and a swift kick if needed. You call us heroes? We’re just travelers on the same road as you, just a little further down that road. Remember we are all in the Holy Presence, and His Grace is Abundant, if you ask for it.”
“What do you want JunieJunior?” “Daddy, I want to be a reporter on the Bennington Banner. But the mean editor won’t give me a job. Can you buy the paper, fire him, and get someone who will hire me?” “Can I? Sure. Will I? Absolutely not. Why would I want to cripple you? Would l just as easily break your legs? You’re a beautiful, smart, and powerful woman. Much like your Mother in so many ways. What have YOU done so far to get what you want?” She didn’t like the way this was going: “I made an appointment with him and showed him my school work.” “Was he polite to you?” “Oh, yes, Daddy. I’m an armed citizen. I wouldn’t tolerate rudeness.” “So what did he say to you?” “He said that he could see I could write, but where was the story telling? The emotion? The passion?” “And what did you say?” “Nothing, I gathered my stuff. Thanked him for his time and left.” “And came running home to Daddy to make it all better?” “Yes, but you won’t help.” “Oh, it’s help you want. I can give you help.” He thought for a moment. “You say your a newspaper writer and he should have hired you on the spot?” “Yes, Daddy” “So, be a newspaper writer. I’d suggest that every day you ‘file’ a story with him that knocks his socks off. GO dig up a story a day, every day, and put it in front of him.” “But where will I get the ideas. The facts. Reporter take assignments from the assignment editor.” “Be your own assignment editor! Now get going. You have less than a day to to file something. You better start working on the next seven days at the same time. You don’t have minute to waste. Go. Hurry. Quick.” She slumped away carrying the weight of the world.
Later that night, in the wee hours, he saw her on her computer pounding away. She’d given him the theme of the Eulogy.
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It was a cold sunny day at the cemetery. The casket was bridged over the open grave. John wondered if gravesides were always this cold on a psychological level.
He was the last speaker.
“Today, I come to bury my teacher. He was that and more. My comrade at arms; wise in the ways of war. My mentor; in the ways of leadership. My exemplar; in dealing with the trauma that war leaves behind. My confessor; to the many I have killed or led into death. But more than that, he was my friend. My child came to me recently seeking as all children do to make something right in the world for her. I could not. Not because I couldn’t do it. No, because I wouldn’t do it. I’d have to hurt another human being who was doing right as he saw it. I’d hurt that child by making them a cripple and teaching them that might makes right. And, not showing, that with great wealth comes great responsibility. My friend left me his work to complete. While he was alive, he was powerless to create his legacy. He left that for me to do. Yesterday, I did just that with the help of my beautiful spouse Marie, without whom I’d be nothing. And, the help of many good people. Brother Kevin gave me his life’s jewel, his schools. With an unspoken unwritten undiscussed wish, ‘preserve my legacy’. To that end, later today and over the next few days, HIS schools will be transformed into his legacy to Vermont. Whenever some one in the future studies, succeeds, and adapts, they will be standing on HIS shoulders. For his wisdom, I am eternally grateful. Farewell brave friend. You go before me, but I will carry you with me forever. Requiescat In Pacem. Bon courage a vous tous!”
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After the funeral, as the event wound down, TomT came to John as he leaned on a tree wondering about the meaning of life. “Master John, may I have a moment?” “Certainly! Business, pleasure, or both.” TomT never grew, but he had a physique from the anvil. “I don’t know. I have an idea. I need you to listen and not laugh. I probably need Miss Marie to sanity check it.” “Well, lets meet up at the main house; all the socializing will be over at the bunkhouse anyway. Say in half hour?” “Good!”
John strolled away and sought out Marie, who was hold court, near the exit, being the hostess, and thanking people for coming and such niceties. She could see he was in a mood. She excused herself and met him at the Ford. She coded ‘allok’; he eyebrowed ‘tomtneedsus’. It was only a minute ride up from the lower pasture turned cemetery. Marie stopped in the bunk house and verified all was in order for ‘guests’ who invited themselves back. She then quick marched to the main house. John opened it up and put on coffee. It was done by the time she arrived.
TomT was right behind. “Sorry to intrude, but I am bursting with anticipation.” “Go ahead, burst!” said John happy for the distraction. “I read Marie’s chemistry paper on molecular recognition and self-assembly. Now, I’m not much for book learning. I’m a doer. I’ve read a lot of chemistry, physics, and some math on my own.” Marie was astonished; TomT was a blacksmith, having apprenticed to the metal workers trade. John said: “I tried to read that and got a headache. How far did you get?” “I just skimmed the highlights of what I was interested in. The formula bore on some stuff I was trying in the lab.” ‘Lab?’, Marie thought. John spoke for her: “I didn’t know you were a lab type.” TomT sparked: “Ever since we blew up the slave camp, I’ve been fascinated with explosions. Such power. You know the gas engine is little explosions of gasoline harnessed. I’ve been thinking about the Sun. It’s one big controlled explosion. It’s like the Maker trained Hydrogen to explode on time in sequence minus the engine block.” Marie and John both laughed at very visual, but accurate summation. “Yes, laugh. I laugh at it to. But, Marie can you look at this for me?” He pulled out a single page with about forty hand written lines on it. And a loose leaf binder with with a lot of tabs. TomT handed them to Marie. She gasped and blanched. “I’ll be back in a few minutes. I have to go to the blue room.” John said: “TomT, what was on that paper?” “I think it might be the secret of the Sun.” “Really?!” “Yes, really. I’m sick to my stomach I might be wrong. And, I’m even more sick to my stomach that I might be right. Think A-bomb and atomic energy. Without the engine block.” Now John was ill. TomT continued: “Maybe we should just burn it?” John shook his head no: “Remember the telephone, Bell was the first of three people to hit the patent office that day. We know him because he was first. If it’s an idea’s time, we can’t stop it. We can only control it. What does this mean, TomT?” “Well, I suspect that with the use of a catalyst like royal metals, we can split water into hydrogen and oxygen in an exothemic reaction. Depending upon the catalyst proportion, we can make an engine or a bomb. The hydrogen will give us unlimited power. The oxygen gives a knife. The heat gives us whatever we want. Think a pocket sized sun.” “Impressive!” “For a blacksmith weren’t you going to say?” “No, each of us find solace and refuge from New York where we can. Like Roy, I get a genuine joy from the cleaned stable. Don’t know why, but I’d do it for free.” The two comrades sat stoically while they waited for the lone female juror to return.
The clock ticked. From time to time, noise from the bunk house wafted over.
Marie made her entrance. She was no longer blanched; she was flushed! John made a note to ask her a very personal question at more suitable time. She addressed herself to TomT: “Master TomT, do you know what this means? Do you know what you’ve done?” TomT was a little scared now. Like the time he felt up Jody as a hormone ravaged youth. Quivering, he replied, “Yes, I think so. It’s solar fusion brought to earth. I’ve stolen solar fusion like Prometheus stole fire from the chariot of the Sun. And we know what happened to him. I can’t unsteal it. If I don’t take it, someone else will. Help me?” TomT looked like the TomT of their youth. He’d brought them a mammoth problem. Marie, acting very logically, asked: “Who else knows?” “No one!” replied a scared TomT. For fleeting second, he thought they could kill him and steal the secret. Like Frodo and the ring. John walked to the phone, dialed 411, and, after the protocol, said: “I want my Security Chief with an armed detail at the main house now.” John went to the closet and brought out a lock box. He reset the combination. The LEDs blazed: ‘19621019’. “Everyone see it?”, he asked. Nods all around. He took the binder and the page, placed in the box, and locked it. “Let’s get this secured and we’ll discuss it after that.”
Minutes later, the detail arrived. “Chief: Take this to the Bank of Bennington. Have them vault it for me, Marie, and TomT. Bring me the receipt. Thanks. Thank you men. Don’t worry. It won’t explode and it is just important papers. I’m just a nut about security.” “Yes, sir” replied the Chief and left.
Quiet returned to the room. They all just sat. Wondering ‘what had God wroth’.
In the space of a few hours, they decided to build a secure lab here on the Farm. TomT would make ‘solar fusion’ do miracles. John would figure out how to make a buck on it. And, Marie would see what else could be made from it. For now, they keep it a secret. In a few months, the cat would be out of the bag. But hopefully, not the mechanism to make cats.
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A few weeks later, John was called to the phone. It was the editor of the Bennington Banner. “BigJohnA here. How may I help?” “Sir, your daughter wrote a story about Marie and you. Have you seen it?” “No, I haven’t. I bet it’s a dooozey. She’s trying to impress you.” “She’s done that. Everyday, I come into a new story on my desk. Not bad for someone just breaking in. This one though is a home run. I’d say it the one that will earn her a job if you approve?” “Why do I have to approve?” “You might be upset by it. I’d hate to have Marie or you demand personal satisfaction.” John laughed: “We’re pretty peaceable folks, sir. Is it that bad?” “No, sir, not really. She uses the typical cub reporter’s trick. An outrageous title, with a good prose story, and a loving ending. But you might not see it the way I do.” “Well, sir, thanks for calling. I’d love an advance copy, but I can wait and read it when my subscription is delivered. By the way, you know she wanted me to buy the paper and fire you.” Now it was his turn to laugh: “Not surprised, she’s pretty headstrong. She’ll do fine in this business. We’re all pig headed. I thought she might try that. I was going to ask if I could buy a ticket to see that. You’ve got a reputation as a fair man. So I was interested how you handle your women.” “First, by not even thinking that they are mine. That could get my arm broke.” The two men laughed knowingly. “I’ve had a few years with her Mom and they are very much alike.” “Well, sir, I’ll sign off now and tell you, I think she’s a great kid and I’ll try and help her become a newsie.” “Thanks, if you need any help, I’ll bring the two by four. Mules, you know!” They laughed and hung up.
John buzzed Marie on the intercom. “Yes?” “Your daughter wrote a story about us and it’s going to press.” “I’m sure you’re the villain and I’m the heroine. Now leave me alone. I’m solving the problems of the world.”
The fax machine hummed.
“My father is a Communist; my mother cheats at cards by JJ Alban. My father wants to have workers exploit themselves. How does he pull it off? He makes them the owner. Think Karl Marx on steroids. {Extraneous Deleted} My Mom never told us about her memory. She’d watch us shuffle a deck and then pay blackjack for our allowance. Strange how she always cleaned us. Recently, at the twenty fifth reunion, the now deceased Brother Kevin shared her secret. He gave me a laminated crumbled sheet of paper with the results of a memory demonstration she did in the shelter to entertain her classmates. He carried it with him for decades to remind himself never again to underestimate the capability of a child. Armed with that paper, I confronted her. I was amazed when without a hesitation she rattled off these words. I could barely keep up reading them. I gave her the laminate paper and she cried. Holding it like a baby, she said she missed her family and the shelter womb. By now, I figured out that when we shuffled, she memorized every card. No wonder we couldn’t beat her. {Extraneous Deleted} When I confronted our Dad with the tale, he struggled and winced, but he too remembered every word. I felt sorry for him until he shared the ultimate family secret. “Always make it look harder than it really is. The rubes eat it up. And the good folks appreciate your effort.” I thought that was callous. But, from a man who seeks to make everyone rich and woman who is trying to save the world, you have to allow for some character flaws. But cheating little kids, there ought to be a law.”
John laughed. He’d have to tan her hide.
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Later that year, a blacksmith flanked by the First Couple, demonstrated a power plant that generated steam, hydrogen, and oxygen via a sealed block process. No details were give about the construction. Rough estimates by physicists and chemists pronounced the plant as ‘magic’, ‘impossible’, and ‘scientifically impossible’. The Bank of Bennington was the incorporation agent. The Refugee Trust Fund was 51% owner in the corporation and every Vermont citizen was allowed to buy one share for one ounce at their local bank branch. The new corporation, Prometheus Power, was accepting bids for output from it’s production line. Employees at the Farm were subject to strict scrutiny. It’s reported that no one was allowed into the compound where the sealed units were made.
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Late one night, in bed, after a vigorous session, Marie looked John square in the eye: “You are a Communist at heart. I know you. You’re going to will the 51 per cents to the corporations when we all pass. You don’t have to admit it or fib. I know your heart.” And turned over and went to sleep. The woman was in his head!
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The following year there was a horrendous explosion when skeptics attempted to learn the secret of the sealed core. Big John A succinctly said: “Evidently they violated their agreement and voided the warranty.”
The Refugee Trust had yet another money making winner on its hands. It took several years to find uses for all the hydrogen and oxygen being generated.
Skeptics were measuring for radioactivity near the blast site convinced that there was a nuclear reactor in there somewhere.
In a related story, TomT demonstrated a prototype ‘Saint Gertrude of Nivelles’ radiation collector device that could possibly be used to decontaminate areas were radiation was unsafe. It had three tractor trailer size components and could decontaminate a a bread box sized area overnight. When asked for a comment, he refereed them to Marie’s seminal work: “Molecular recognition and self-assembly” with the comment that the paper should have been titled “The Hand of God”. When asked for comment, Marie Alban said: “I was standing on the shoulders of great mathematicians before me. It’s now my turn to boost others. I can’t tell you what all is possible. But, I hope I live to see the miracles.” John Alban, when also asked for a comment, said: “The people of Vermont have always wanted clean green cheap power; TomT gave it to them. And, we appreciate them for taking us in in our hour of need. Everybody wins. That’s our motto.”
In the financial news, Prometheus Power shares were up 10% today on a Vermont Standards Board finding that no radiation was released form the recent explosion. Despite complete, and very unusual, non-cooperation from the Refugee Trust Company, the majority stock holder in Prometheus Power, the VSB studied the site. The reported concluded: “We found no more radiation than one would find on a sunny day.”
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June Junior Alban was promoted to assignment editor of the Bennington Banner. Her father never did tan her hide.
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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction – Chapter Ninety Three – Twenty Five Years
Saturday, September 27, 2008Chapter Ninety Three – Twenty Five Years
October 19, 1987
It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com
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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction – Chapter Ninety Two – Life without the USA
Saturday, September 20, 2008It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Ninety Two – Life without the USA
It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com
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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction – It happened in Church – Chapter 91 Ninety One – Second Vermont Republic Life
Saturday, September 13, 2008 It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Ninety One – Second Vermont Republic Life
It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com
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