LIBERTY: Push the problem to the next president?

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

http://www.homelandstupidity.us/2007/05/02/
katrina-housing-aid-extended-through-2009/

http://tinyurl.com/2vnl7o

Katrina housing aid extended through 2009
By Michael Hampton
Posted: May 2, 2007 3:51 am

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About 110,000 households displaced due to Hurricanes Katrina and Rita in 2005 will continue to receive housing assistance through March 1, 2009, under a plan the Bush administration announced last week.

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Nope, sorry, dumb.

I’m not cruel or heartless. The gooferment is.

How does it get into such open ended commitments?

We let it make them in our name. The politicians get the photo op; we get the bill; the poor get shafted.

I suggest that we mandate the Head of Homeland Security and all his direct reports live there until the last “real person” moves out.

How fast do you think it would be until that “problem” was solved?

Can I have 23½ hours in the pool please; here’s my five bucks!


TECH SERVICE: PLAXO updates based on LINKEDIN

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

PLAXO has a new service to update your OUTLOOK address book based on LINKEDIN.

Now there is a recipe for disaster!

So I did it. Hey, how can one be on the “bleeding edge” if you don’t spill a little blood. Trick is not to kill yourself.

I have my Outlook contacts nicely separated into different files in Outlook. (Note: Different FILES; not just different FOLDERS. That allows you to backup faster and easier. Also, one screw up doesn’t take out your capability. DNF I have 22k Outlook contacts. Yeah, I am that “popular”. I only have three friends and six relatives.)

So now, Plaxo thinks I have 1107 LinkedIn contacts. So does Outlook. But, I guess LinkedIn didn’t get the word. LinkedIn shows 975.

My recommendation for the average bear is to go VERY slowly. Today I will be looking at how it messed with my data. I’m not too concerned. See when I create a contact, I copy the “good stuff” into the comment field and a plain old text file. Yup that’s me belt AND suspenders. After all it’s MY data.


LINKEDIN: One Smart Way to Use LinkedIn – Create a Granfalloon!

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

http://linkedintelligence.com/smart-ways-to-use-linkedin-a-group-blogging-project/

http://tinyurl.com/3dcxo8

Smart Ways to Use LinkedIn – A Group Blogging Project
by Scott Allen on May 1st, 2007

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A step-by-step guide to accomplishing a particular task or career or personal goal using LinkedIn.

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One Smart Way to Use LinkedIn – Create a granfalloon!

In the parlance of Malcolm Gladwin, I’m a “connector” and a “maven” but not so much of a “salesmen”. LinkedIn gave me an opportunity to help others, as well as myself. First a little background, then the guide.

As a crusty fat old white guy who’s been in IT since the year of the flood, I’ve been fired 4½ times and “transitioned” myself 4 times. (I’ll explain the half. It was when they thought they were nuking me, but I was hanging out waiting for the severance check with a nice opportunity in my back pocket. Technically they nuked me and paid me off. But, in my mind, it was serendipity.) My third transition was a more traumatic one where I didn’t initiate it. It was the first one where I was “surprised” by the axe coming down! Life administered a bitter lesson! Of course, being a life long learner, it didn’t take me more than once to realize “the rules”, and that those “rules” had changed silently right under my very nose. And, as a “turkey”, I did NOT like being in the “soup”. It was during this life lesson that I began reading the National Business Employment Weekly several times a day. That shows how truly clueless I really was, despite being well “educated”. So I was down on my luck and happened to read an article about a “granfalloon”. Huh? Never heard that word before. “A granfalloon is a proud and meaningless association of human beings.” per Kurt Vonnegut, who must have been talking about fans, Hoosiers, Netizens, and the blogging fraternity / sorority / union. I was desperate to make a break. My self-image was rotting from the inside out. So as an alumni of a modest small Catholic college with a big collective ego, that was my granfalloon. I sat down and started to “collect” every alum I could find, remember, talk to, email (yes we had email in those prehistoric times!). First thing you know, I was “networking”. Then, I found opportunities for other people. The rest was history. A “turkey” was hatched!

I have learned over the eons how valuable my fellow alumni can be. If you know who they are, where they are, and how to reach them. So I like to say I am an experienced old turkey. Now, my collection was ugly, error prone, sloppy, messy, and hit ‘n’ miss. But first with Plaxo, I began to clean up my act. And now with LinkedIn, my collection is not only “beautiful”, it is usable by my fellow alums. I have created, with the help of the editorial staff of Jasper Jottings (One fellow alum. Hi Mike!), and 2 alpha testers, LinkedInJaspers. I’m announcing it as open on May 15th, the feast day of Saint John the Baptist De La Salle, the patron saint of Jaspers. I even designed a logo that shamelessly mimics the work of Vincent Wright. With his blessing, I stood on his shoulders to copy what he had done for the different population of people. I don’t know if it will be a great success, but since I have ~1500 readers of my weekly ezine Jasper Jottings, I’m expecting several hundred to join the LinkedInJaspers group on LinkedIn.

You can use LinkedIn to create your own granfalloon and it’ll be much easier than when I did it.

Step by step guide:

(1) Decide if you really want to spend time building a granfalloon. It’s like a vineyard. You don’t harvest before you plant. It’s a strategy not a tactic. It’s a conveyor belt; not a silver bullet.

(2) Get a small sample of your proposed granfalloon together, and talk to them about if and how this interests them. (You can’t have a granfalloon if they feel no affiliation with it.) I had a core group of FOUR people encouraging me when I started. It’s in excess of 1500 now a decade and half later. It’s too big to even be bothered tracking. I’m an injineer; not an accountant. Remember it’s a strategy; not a tactic.

(3) Create a LinkedIn group (It takes weeks to get this done), a Yahoo Group for the underlying website (takes days; less, if you steal mine), and begin “collecting” your granfalloon. So if it’s your alma mater, then begin to find them. Of course as you invite them to the granfalloon, you are allowed to let them know what you’re looking for AFTER asking them what they want (First help; then be helped!).

I hope this helps you understand what a granfalloon is, and how you can use it in your “transition” activities. Remember three things: (1) You are only sure of the last paycheck that cleared your bank. (2) Your “job” is to find your next job without losing the one you have. AND (3) You never “land” until they plant you and put some flowers on you.

See the beauty of creating your granfalloon on LinkedIn is that it will help others. Remember first help; then be helped. And, it will take on a life of its own. Like a phoenix, which you can then “climb aboard and ride”. How’s that for not being a salesman? I didn’t even stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Smell that sizzle. Wait till you taste the results. Unbelievable.

Now let me tell you about my next project. I am seeking to be the self-declared dean of the “Sacred College of Scared FOWGs” (fat old white guys), where I can say with virtual certainty and absolute confidence, speak ex cathedra, from my belly button, that you will never hear of a bigger turkey than me.

Of course, I am available for consultations and confessions. I do wakes and weddings. And, I’m a notary.


TECH SOFTWARE: ROBOFORM recommended for saving most user ids & passwords

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

http://www.roboform.com/

RoboForm is an award-winning automated password manager and web form filler with some serious Artificial Intelligence.

FROM MY EMAIL TO MY LUDDITE FRIEND

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Look at roboform2go for your sign up hang up. I use it. One of the few packages I’ve paid money for. I use it to sign up when needed, generate a unique password for the site, and it does all the memorization work. I have a few passwords hat I trust to no one (i.e., banking, my websites, and certain documents) but for the most stuff it handles all the details.

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Passwords have been in use since Julius Caesar. The security principle is a shared secret between you and something else (i.e., website, service, application, platform, whatever). To keep the integrity of that shared secret, you shouldn’t use the same password for different sites. Or, reuse it in any way. Or, generate it by adding a digit to your middle name!

Some “rules of thumb”:

(1) Passwords need to be unguessable.

(2) They need to be long enough prevent someone trying everyone by brute force.

(3) They need to use lots of possibilities (i.e., 26 letters become 52 values if you use upper and lower case).

(4) It can’t be in the dictionary (i.e., or the word in reverse); it’s called a “dictionary attack”.

SO if you have to have a slew of passwords, what do you do?

I suggest using a tool, like ROBOFORM, as your “extended memory”, like I do, for low risk uses. Routine logons are a snap. It will also speed your initial sign up, generate a complex password, and remember the whole thing for you.

For your high risk uses (i.e., financial sites), where a compromise could be a disaster, use your memory. If you have more than 10 high risk uses, then you need to consolidate your uses.

I recommend using a USB THUMB DRIVE with ROBOFORM PASS2GO. It does all the above, but you keep the passwords on it. So the password data is not on the machine that you use! When you’re not using the computer, put the drive in your pocket. So, if your computer gets stolen, then you should have the USB THUMB DRIVE with all the passwords in your pocket.

Losing your notebook is bad. Losing all your passwords is a disaster.


LIBERTY: A Small Government self-test for self-diagnosis

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Thursday, April 26, 2007

The official publication of the Center For Small Government
http://www.CenterForSmallGovernment.com
Publisher: Carla Howell
Editor: Michael Cloud

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Will you help us? Will you take these simple steps?

1. Take the survey yourself. Read the brief discussion that follows.

2. Forward the survey link to 4 of your friends who are advocates of freedom and small government. Ask them to take the “What’s Your REAL Opinion of Big Government?” survey and look over the discussion that follows.

3. Forward the survey link to 4 of your NON-POLITICAL friends, family members, or co-workers, and ask them to do the same thing.

4. Ask each of them to let you know their score and their reaction to the survey. If they say anything interesting, please let us know!
(Just reply to this email.)

You’re in for some fun.

“What’s Your REAL Opinion of Big Government?”

http://www.centerforsmallgovernment.com/survey.cfm

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I got a 100%! You?


JOBSEARCH: “Age proofing” your resume is a waste of time and attention

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

>And would you recommend age-proofing or not age-proofing?

As probably the self-declared dean of the “Sacred College of Scared FOWGs” (fat old white guys), I can say with virtual certainty and absolute confidence, speak ex cathedra, from my belly button, that it ain’t worth the effort!

Why, you ask?

Cause they are gonna find out any way just what an old fa … ahh, fuddy duddy … … ahhh, candidate … … you are.

If they don’t know it from your resume, then the walker you are using to get into the interviewer’s office will certainly give it away.

Seriously, when I counsel turkeys of advanced years … anything over 40, I urge them to put extra effort into their Unique Value Proposition and their Unique Sales Proposition. By working on the sizzle and the “stake”, you can make yourself more attractive then them there young whipper snappers you may be competing with.

And, do you really want to waste time and effort fooling them into considering you?

And, if they are such aaaa… ahhh accomplished executives, ahh … … hunters and employers … … with such poor decision making skills that they allow such a silly prejudice as age to filter their selections, then should you even be bothered interviewing with them? Guess they haven’t heard about the war for talent.

Don’t let anyone kid you, you don’t get the opportunity to unlock value for someone by fraud. You can’t trick them into believing that 60 is the new 40 or 50 is the new 25 unless you have the Jedi mind powers of Yoda.

You can MARKET yourself in such a way that you get the opportunity to SELL the value that you bring to the table. You have DIKW (data, information, knowledge, and WISDOM) that your younger peers can’t come anywhere near matching.

In closing, whenever I coach my turkeys about ageism, I think the model is Ronald Regan. Regardless of your politics, he demonstrated how to address the age issue when he said to the questioner during a 1984 presidential debate with Walter Mondale:

“I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent’s youth and inexperience.”

That was the line that many say won the election!

So too, if seekers are worried about age-proofing a resume then they have bigger problems. They are focusing on the trivial issues. They need to express their value. If they can do that in their “elevator speech”, then they may not even NEED a resume. It’s happened to me, and some others I know.

IMHO YMMV FAIWWYPFI
fjohn
the big fat old turkey hisself

p.s., Now where did I leave my powered wheel chair. It’s time for the home health aide to change me. I got so excited, I wet myself.


TECH SOFTWARE: BLOGDESK upgrade has problems

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

I LOVE!! BLOGDESK.

It allows me to compose my blog entries off-line and post them at my leisure across seven blogs. (No, you have to find them on your own! Guarantee you can’t!)

When all my posts started to be posted with “comments off”, I took me a week to recognize the fact. (I thought no one cared!) Then, after six rounds back and forth with the WordPress support. Another user discovered that BLOGDESK needed a fix. Hey great!

BUT, when I went to upgrade my stuff burped. A few go arounds and it might be working.


TECH SERVICE: MYBLOGLOG has multiple advantages imho

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

http://www.mybloglog.com

My Blog Log

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For some, it’s the glory; for others it’s the danger. Still for others it’s the way members of the opposite sex find them a little more appealing.

MyBlogLog enables you to track that last little bit of information about your website. You probably already know where your users are coming from and you probably already know what pages they’re looking at while they’re there. However, if you have a blog or any other site where you frequently post new content on the main page, you don’t have a good way of tracking what people find interesting. One way is to track when people click on the links you provide. Up until now, outbound link tracking has been a pain in the butt, requiring CGIs and managed links. MyBlogLog makes this process easy.

But why do you need to know what people find interesting on your site? You can use it to tune your content to be even more compelling for your readers. You can use it to determine which stories you should follow up on. Hell, it’s just cool to *know* what people find interesting, even if you don’t do anything with it.

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MYBLOGLOG
http://www.mybloglog.com/buzz/members/reinkefj/
http://tinyurl.com/2k37sg

I understand why it’s valuable if you like stats. But, why should an ordinary blog reader care?

It’s has a social networking component that is there but you may not see it as it whizzs by. Bloggers are aligning into “communities”. And, connecting with each other. It’s MySpace without the jerks and spammers. (So far?)


TECH SERVICE: MICROID might ease claims and proof of identity issues

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

 http://microid.org/

MicroID – Small Decentralized Verifiable Identity

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MicroID is a lightweight identity layer for the web, invented by Jeremie Miller (creator of Jabber). MicroID enables anyone to claim verifiable ownership over content hosted anywhere on the web (social networking sites, discussion forums, blogs, etc.). MicroID is not an authentication or single-sign-on service, just a straightforward method for identifying content ownership that complements existing technologies such as OpenID and microformats. The technology is radically simple and enables developers to build new and unique meta services with minimal effort. It’s already being used by the likes of ClaimID, Last.fm, Ma.gnolia, Wikitravel, and Yedda. So join in the fun!

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mailto+http:sha1:095894ad1976a6ee3325aa0e5de745e59e9a67bb


JOBSEARCH: Does anyone have a job vacancy?

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070430063518AAOYrrm&r=w&
pa=FZptHWf.BGRX3OFMhjNcVBC1clhWONCqtpS.eyBLEGYC4XifGrzOFa3JzBsEGqU
ehxT3UvPUN3DxkEMGVQ–&paid=answered

http://tinyurl.com/2cwefy

FROM A YAHOO ANSWERS QUESTION BY MANDEE_00:

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Does anyone have a job vacancy?

I am really desperate for a job. I am 21 years old, I currently do swim teaching but im getting bored of the job. Does any1 have a business where they would like to employ me to work for them? Im very reliable. Or does anyone know of anywhere that is employing staff? Preferably Admin/Secreterial work

Thanks

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Dearest Mandee,

>Does anyone have a job vacancy?

Sure, depending upon where you are, depending upon what value you can create, depending upon what you are motivated to do, and depending upon how hungry or headstrong you are, I looking in my crystal ball, can state unequivocally, that there is a perfect “job” for you nearby!

> I am really desperate for a job. I am 21 years old,

Doesn’t sound “desparate” to me. Not even deperate! Ahh to be twenty one again, sigh. What “job” would make you jump out of bed in the morning and run to get to work? (OK, maybe not jump and run, but arise with joy; walking briskly in with a skip in your step. To quote Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act 2 “if u wake up in the morning and all u can think about is singing first then girl u suppose to be a singer.” Great advice!

> I currently do swim teaching but im getting bored of the job.

Well, I’d say that being bored is the Universe signaling you that you are not where you are supposed to be.

>Does any1 have a business where they would like to employ me to work for them?

Wrong question, imho. What do you propose to do for someone that they should pay you for? What is your Unique Value Proposition? What are those things that are unique to you that others value enough to strike a deal? Answer that and you are more than half-way to your “dream job”. So you have to do some “heavy lifting” now. Sit down in a quiet place and write out every single thing that you can do, want to do, have been asked to do, dreamt of doing, or your parents wished you’d do. What is your uniqueness.

>Im very reliable. Or does anyone know of anywhere that is employing staff?
>Preferably Admin/Secreterial work

Every major enterprise, probably except the car industry and the airlines, is looking for people willing to solve problems and exploit opportunities for them. To ask here on Yahoo Answers for “a job” is akin to “the drunk looking for his keys under the lamp post, even though that’s not where he lost them, because that’s where the light is.”

You haven’t mentioned geography (i.e., where do you want to work), compensation (i.e., of the value you generate how much do you want to retain), or form (i.e., employee, consultant, or contractor).

>

OK time for more “heavy lifting”.

Make a list of everyone you know. A real paper list. Name, address, phone number.

Then, GO and talk to each one about (1) what they did at your age; (2) any opportunities that they know; (3) ask their advice; (4) get — don’t leave until you do — the names of two people that they think you should talk to adding that to the bottom of your list.

Take detailed notes. Write a real USMAIL thank you note. (No joke; get in the habit early.)

Continue until the list is exhausted. (Yeah, I know it never ends. Now you are getting the picture. The search never ends especially when you get a job.)

You can stop when you have gathered enough information to answer all the questions above. ;-)

See your first real job is figuring out how the whole “job” process works and how you fit into it. You’re the CEO, CFO, and janitor for “You Incorporated — the Me, myself, and I division”. Now how are you going to make your payroll? Think like an owner of your own services business. That’s what we all really are.

Let us know how you make out.

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Easy after my last best answer.