ENCOURAGING: “Which Internet School of Medicine did you go to?”

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

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“I Am Not That Into Water” — A Departing Subscriber
The year that made three books, what it cost, and how an ICU doctor ended up on the agronomy charts.
Pierre Kory, MD, MPA
Sep 07, 2026
 

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I promised you the story of how an ICU doctor ended up having one book hit the “#1 New Release in Agronomy and the other as #1 in Agriculture and Food Policy. But wait, the latter is no longer true; now it is #1 in Water Supply and Land Use. Hilarious.

Here it is, and it’s shorter than you’d think. As I neared the end of mapping out the science and mechanisms of Shimanishi’s mineral solution, I was forced to spend a disturbing amount of time in the agronomy, soil biology, and hydrogeology literature.

Disturbing because — what the heck is an ICU doc doing studying agriculture?

Easy. That’s where the science and data on Shimanishi’s minerals lived. There was no medical literature to read. So I had no choice but to develop real working expertise in soil structure, soil biology, and agriculture to understand how plants, soil, microbes, and minerals interact, and how water connects all of them.

I hereby confer upon myself an AI-Assisted Internet Degree in Agronomy, Soil Biology, and Geohydrology.

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I LOVED this line:
 
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For years, whenever a patient turned up having read deeply enough to propose a better option than the one I’d landed on — rare, but it happened — I’d say: “Which Internet School of Medicine did you go to? I’m impressed.” They loved it.
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I’ve officially stolen that and added it to my snippets collection. 
 
Adding it to “Old Wives’ Tales that are true“, “Folk Remedies” (cabbage on the knee),  “Doctor Google“,  “Doctor Oz says“, “Eight hematologists and nine opinions” for why Evy was losing platelets, and CLAUDIA’s diagnosis of “noro virus; not food poisoning”.  
 
I call this group “SNIDE remarks that might be truer that you think”.  
 
I recognize that one out of touch with reality relative who used the inet to self-diagnosis “skin parasites” and ignore the fact, which her dermatologist asked her, “Have you been to sub-Saharan Africa in the last six months or had sex with with someone who has?”.  “Doctor Google” has to read with a large grain of salt.  The ability to do an internet search does NOT equate to four years in a per-med track in college and four YEARS in medical school.  Sometimes it is better; sometimes worse. Argh! Sometimes, a novice blunders into a gold mine; other times a pile of [<synonym for excrement from a male cow>! 
 
p.s., I love TEXTEXPANDER for my ability to speed type stuff on MAC OSX https://textexpander.com/
 
p.p.s., “Well, I’m not a <insert profession that requires a lot of study>, I have never played one on TV, and I didn’t stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, but here are some simple thoughts.” (Stolen from a very funny commercial.)
 
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DISCOURAGING: Africa IS “dependent on handouts…and philanthropic intervention.”

Monday, November 20, 2023

[TIP ‘o’ the HAT to: FARK for highlighting this one ]

https://www.fark.com/comments/13049658/165664230/I-dont-know-what-MrBeast-is-but-apparently-he-built-a-bunch-of-fresh-water-wells-in-Africa-with-his-own-money-Some-have-a-problem-with-that-because-of-reasons#c165664230

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https://www.outkick.com/mrbeast-hears-it-from-critics-wells-in-africa/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

MrBeast Is Hearing It From Critics After He Built 100 Wells In Africa…And That’s Completely Insane
by Matt Reigle November 8, 2023, 2:05 pm 

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YouTuber MrBeast is no stranger to critics, but those criticisms usually come in places you’d expect. Criticisms of his videos or his burger chain, stuff like that. What you wouldn’t expect is to see people pounce on the 25-year-old for providing drinking water to half a million people across Africa, but guess what? it happened.

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Take Saran Kaba Jones, founder and CEO of FACE Africa, for instance. According to CNN, that’s an organization that aims to improve water infrastructure and sanitation in Sub-Saharan Africa.

“I’ve been doing this for 15 years, but we’ve been struggling to continue the work because funding, awareness, and advocacy all take work,” Jones said.

That’s all true. So then she must have been pretty jazzed that MrBeast decided to use his gobs of money to help in this endeavor instead of buying another Island or filling a swimming pool with Fanta or whatever it is he does.

Nope. She told CNN this: “(O)vernight, this person comes along, who happens to be a white male figure with a huge platform, and all of a sudden, he gets all of the attention. It’s kind of frustrating, but it’s also understanding the nature of how the world is.”

Wait, wait, wait. Hold the phone here. Shouldn’t she be ecstatic that half a million people have access to water and now there’s way more attention brought to it?

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So, it’s less important that ½ MILLION should get access to clean water than he took the spotlight for doing it.

Sorry, her ego got hurt.

And, later on in the article an “aspiring politician” is upset that it appears Africa is “dependent on handouts…and philanthropic intervention.” 

Well it is.  I’ve been hearing about “poor Africans” for more than SIX DECADES.  And, I’d assert that the reason they are poor is that the politicians and bureaucrats are robbing them blind.  In conjunction with the colonial powers that like them just that way.  Gandhi showed a nation how to free themselves, but did NOT show them how to get rid of the parasitic drone class.

Argh!

I’m speechless.  

Perhaps, the Second Amendment is the way to rid oneself of the oppression of dictators.

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