FUN: A person like you should have been died with some time ago

Saturday, June 14, 2025

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14755069/death-clock-brandon-franson-alzheimers.html?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=newsletter&user_id=66c4b9c55d78644b3a882a4d

I invented the ‘Death Clock’… and was horrified when it confirmed my worst fears about my own health
By LUKE ANDREWS SENIOR HEALTH REPORTER FOR DAILYMAIL.COM
Published: 16:17 EDT, 7 June 2025 | Updated: 16:22 EDT, 7 June 2025

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Brent Franson wasn’t afraid of dying. He was afraid of dying from Alzheimer’s disease.

He remembers seeing sufferers on TV growing up, with their listless expressions and inability to walk. It left him certain he did not want to develop the devastating condition. 

His worst fear was revealed when he used the Death Clock – an artificial intelligence that predicts – down to the minute – when and how a person will die. 

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https://www.thecalculator.co/lifestyle/Death-Calculator-216.html

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This death calculator is designed as a death clock based on the average life expectancy for each country and gender specific. Read more on this topic below the form.

Based on the average life expectancy for your country and on your general conditions and life standard specified, a person like you should have been died with some time ago. Congratulations for your performance to live a number of years above the average life expectancy. Enjoy your live!

Disclaimer:Please note that the Death Calculator is a funny tool and that it does NOT pretend to be accurate. The creator of this tool is in no way liable of any actions which might be taken by users, as this calculator was made for entertainment purposes ONLY.

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“Enjoy your live!”

Did you mean life?

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I think these things are funny,  In this story, the fellow was able to change his life style and purportedly get a lot more time to spend with his family,  (Until he steps off a curb and gets hit by the metaphorical bus.  Let’s see AI predict that!)

So since I’ve already outlasted the prediction, on to 132. (When I can have finally stolen back my social security “contribution” on a dollar for dollar basis.  Ignoring that I “contributed” good strong dollars and received poor weak dollars that are but a shadow of their former purchasing power.)

Beans, Band Aids, Bullets, Bullion, and ₿bitcoin!

(I like Goldbacks for their low denomination and low cost to acquire. YMMV!)

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