JOBFINDING: 20080430 position with a global banking powerhouse in NYC? Base to $150K? from jh an HH2

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

position with a global banking powerhouse in NYC? Base to $150K?

Product Manager

Directly Supervises project managers.
The role of Product Manager is responsible for managing and leading projects that contribute to the success of a premier provider of cash management solutions to the financial industry. The role has specific focus on the development of existing products, new products, product enhancements, and other related projects, enabling the business to move forward. The Product Manager is also responsible for managing a team of Project Managers.

RESPONSIBILITIES

• Take a leadership role and assigns/allocates projects to Project Managers/Coordinators on the Product Management Team. The Product Manager must also lead projects as required.
• Manages, develops and evaluates staff. Allocates work among the team, assigning projects per skills needed, subject matter expertise and time required.
• Coordinates the efforts and monitoring the progress of the Product Management Team to ensure the development of new products or enhancements to existing products, or services remains on schedule.
• Develops, or oversees the development of product/project plans using the systems development lifecycle. Creates and maintains department standards, policies and procedures.
• Creates or oversees the creation of a project team that includes the appropriate representatives from other departments and/or our business partners if appropriate.
• Obtains business requirements from all parties (Accounting, Operations, Systems, Legal, Sales & Marketing and our Business Partners) necessary to successfully launch and support the new product, enhancement or client conversion.
• Drives the development of new products and/or projects from the development lifecycle process through implementation.
• Establishes reasonable target dates, a time line that clearly defines the roles and responsibilities of each department within Reserve and our business partners.
• Follows up with project team for status updates, outside of regularly scheduled status meetings.
• Work with the other departments to ensure their requirements or needs to support the new product or change to existing products has been addressed properly and will be in place for the product launch.
• Stay abreast of industry and market developments to maintain our product/service competitive advantage. Recommend new products or enhancements to existing products or interfaces to upper management.

REQUIREMENTS
• College degree required.
• Must be able to influence, manage multiple projects and develop a close working relationship with other departments, clients and outside service providers.
• Should have knowledge of the financial services industry and cash management products in particular.
• The candidate must have business experience, strong analytical ability, project management skills and be detail oriented.
• Must posses the ability to evaluate a business situation and confidently provide possible solutions or options.
• Must be comfortable interfacing with and dealing with Director level employees at The Reserve.
• Must be able to work independently and possess creativity
• Must be able to demonstrate excellent interpersonal skills as well as verbal and written communications skills.
• Must be competent in Microsoft Project.

 

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I have no more information. {Sargent Shultz says “I know nuthin, Nuting, Nothing at all”!} I put it all in the post. Writing me for more info is a waste of your time and mine.

If you’re interested, leave a blog comment with your name and email. I’ll either send you the contact info, or forward your info to them. Depending upon what they prefer. Either way, you’ll get something back from me.

Note: Don’t put your email in the comment itself unless you want spam from a trollbot. The comment form allows you to put your name, email, and website address.

You might want to include a link to a http://www.emurse.com/ resume or such similar site. I recommend making oneself easy to be found.

You might want to take time to write a short cover on it. You never know who reads these things. You might find your own lead from it (i.e., someone, looking to hire an X, finds me saying someone is looking for X, and ‘poaches’ all the people who responded.). YMMV

Good luck and good hunting.

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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Thirty Nine – Rework the whole plan!

Monday, April 28, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Thirty Nine – Rework the whole plan!

It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com

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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Thirty Eight – Marie’s eyes, ayes, I!

Sunday, April 27, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Thirty Eight – Marie’s eyes, ayes, I!

It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com

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ADMINISTRIVIA: Created a new category

Sunday, April 27, 2008

JobFinding for jobs I find.

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JOBFINDING: Sharepoint developer – North Jersey – Six month contract – 80$/hr max

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Sharepoint developer – North Jersey – Six month contract – 80$/hr max

via silver hunter AS on 2008-04-25

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I have no more information. {Sargent Shultz says “I know nuthin, Nuting, Nothing at all”!} I put it all in the post. Writing me for more info is a waste of your time and mine.

If you’re interested, leave a blog comment with your name and email. I’ll either send you the contact info, or forward your info to them. Depending upon what they prefer. Either way, you’ll get something back from me.

Note: Don’t put your email in the comment itself unless you want spam from a trollbot. The comment form allows you to put your name, email, and website address.

You might want to include a link to a http://www.emurse.com/ resume or such similar site. I recommend making oneself easy to be found.

You might want to take time to write a short cover on it. You never know who reads these things. You might find your own lead from it (i.e., someone, looking to hire an X, finds me saying someone is looking for X, and ‘poaches’ all the people who responded.). YMMV

Good luck and good hunting.

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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Thirty Seven – When to nap?

Saturday, April 26, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Thirty Seven – When to nap?

It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com

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POLITICAL: order American troops to begin withdrawal? – Vote Ron Paul!!

Saturday, April 26, 2008

http://www.lewrockwell.com/reese/reese450.html

Nothing New
by Charley Reese

*** begin quote ***

Why would it be a stain on our honor to end the occupation of Iraq and hand the country back to the Iraqi people to govern as they please? It is, after all, their country, not ours; the oil is their oil, not ours. Not one candidate has the guts to say, “As soon as I’m president, I will order American troops to begin withdrawal.”

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I usually like Charley Reese, but he blew it this time.

Ron Paul!!!!

Said it, meant it, and is still in the race!

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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Thirty Six – Focusing on initial out

Friday, April 25, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Thirty Six – Focusing on initial out

It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com

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LINKEDIN: Old messages appear ‘gone’

Friday, April 25, 2008

I’m a paying customer of LinkedIn. (Not that that seems to matter much.)

I send a few emails to folks from time to time in support of their jobsearch efforts. (Offer help, cite some resources, give a few urls, and wish them bona fortuna.) I used to just call up an old one and steal the usual passages. Then, customize a little and shoot it off. LinkedIn doesn’t offer drafts or templates.

When I went to do that, (I guess for the first time since the redesign.) SHAZAAM, there not where they used to be.

Maybe they’ve just moved?

I read the LinkedIn faqs and it looks like they went to the bit bucket.

Argh!!

Copying an email to yourself isn’t even a future workaround because the email is kept in the LinkedIn playpen.

Sooo, ti seems like you have to cut and paste an email to yourself to compensate.

Arghh!

So I shot this off to “Customer Service”: (BY THE WAY, did anyone notice that ‘customer service’ is now a new and different domain from LinkedIn? That is ‘linkedin.custhelp.com’! Outsourced to a vendor in India maybe?)

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I used to be able to see my old messages that I wrote, received archived, invitations and such. Since the redesign, I can’t find any of that. Are they now gone?

It would have been nice to give a ‘head’s up’. So I could have saved them. As a paying customer, I don’t expect surprises. If I was a freeloader, I’d have less of a squawk.

*** end quote ***

Upon submitting, you have to put in contact information? Interesting. This leads credence to the ‘outsourced customer service’ impression. Why would they need that input again?

Argh!

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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Thirty Five – Meet my friend Lurp

Thursday, April 24, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Thirty Five – Meet my friend Lurp

It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com

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RANT: Local Socialist Editor sees only one side of the coin!?!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

http://channel-surfing.blogspot.com/2008/04/willie-horton-is-alive-and-well-and-on.html

Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Willie Horton is alive and well and on the interweb

Hank Kalet is managing editor of the South Brunswick Post

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I received what can only be described as a hideous and blatantly racist e-mail today from an organization called Right v. Left, which is launching something called exposeobama.org and plans to run something it is calling a “Horton” ad. You know, “Horton,” as in Willie Horton.

The rhetoric of the e-mail is rather ugly and I’ve gone back and forth over whether I should share any of it. But I think it is necessary so that everyone understands the kind of ugliness that still exists in the hearts of too many Americans.

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TO WHICH I REPLIED:

My only observation is that your beloved Democratic Party is no better. One only has to look at their tactics closely. Oh, but I forgot, since their motives are as pure as the driven snow, their failings are excusable. But the hated Republicans are not.

Sorry, to tell you that politics, as practiced by both sides of the same coin, is a sham. Designed to give the illusion of choice.

That’s why there is no true anti-war candidate left in the race other than the now marginalized Ron Paul. That’s why there is no one to address the many other wars we are supposedly fighting — war on drugs, poverty, etc. etc. That’s why there is no one addressing the core issues that are plaguing our society — national debt, unbalanced budget, run away spending, entitlements, taxes, education, employment, global competition, the debasement of our dollar, captive regulation, and the current incest between the gooferment and industry.

No instead, they have us, divided, bickering over trivialities and externalities.

You fell for it.

Do you really think that any of these three candidates is Presidential material?

No, the powers that be, like the choices, just fine. There will be no change to the country and that suits the entrenched interests just fine.

All the sheep should just keep watching the circus as we hurtle towards oblivion.

Posted by Libertarian at 08824 to CHANNEL SURFING at 7:40 AM

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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Thirty Four – Tapping into any scrap of expertise

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Thirty Four – Tapping into any scrap of expertise

It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com

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McBookaire: Time Capsule now on the home network

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Brought the “time capsule” home. Took a few manual ‘press and hold for 10 seconds’ to finally convince it to connect to my home wireless network.

Yeah!

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McBookaire: First Time Warp (oh, Time Machine) Back Up took 4 hours

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The first backup, which I had read takes a while, did.

Four Hours?

What was it writing records with a quill pen?

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McBookaire: Time Machine fun

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Fired up the Time machine.

It REQUIRES an inet connection to configure. Or at least I couldn’t figure out how to make it work without one.

It’s backing up MBA as we speak. Feels like about four hours.

Haven’t figured out where to keep the Time Machine — home or at work?

Haven’t figured out how to eject the disk from the ‘MacBookAir Super Drive’ (an external cd drive with a twenty page limited warranty in five languages AND a four page ‘user manual’ with one page of pictures and two pages of ‘regulatory information’ and one sentence of documentation)

“Attach the MacBook Air SuperDrive directly to your MacBook Air.” in five languages of course.

No word how to eject the disk, the drive, or the usb cable. (I’ll wait till I power down.) No idea if you can put it on a usb hub between it and MBA!

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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Thirty Three – Heavy Duty Plans Form

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Thirty Three – Heavy Duty Plans Form

It Started In Church – October 19, 1962

http://www.itstartedinchurch.com

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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Thirty Two – Facing tough facts

Monday, April 21, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Thirty Two – Facing tough facts

It Started In Church – October 19, 1962

http://www.itstartedinchurch.com

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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Thirty One – Keep Pushing On All Plans

Sunday, April 20, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Thirty One – Keep Pushing On All Plans

It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com

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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Thirty – When do we start the countdown

Saturday, April 19, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Thirty – When do we start the countdown

It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
http://www.itstartedinchurch.com

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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Twenty Nine – Everyone’s busy but John

Friday, April 18, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Twenty Nine – Everyone’s busy but John

Saturday, October 27, 1962 (continues)

“Excuse me, Speaker John. My name is Isabella. I’m a Sixth. In the Catherine contubernium. And our leader Ryan said that I should speak to you directly about a matter of some interest concerning weapons.”

John was in no mood for more problems. Isabella was well developed for Sixth. Could she be ‘functioning’? But it’s about weapons. “Yes, Miss Isabella. How can I help?”

“My dad is a history professor and he’s studied the aboriginal people. And, their weapons. One, well several, fascinated him. Boomerang, spear, and the throwing stick. What I thought we could use was the atlatl. It’s sort of a short spear on drugs. My dad had several. He made them and showed me. We’d go to the park and cast them. He told me not to fool around with them because they could kill. He told me that the Aztecs killed metal armored Spaniards in South America because of the force that they carried. I didn’t believe it until I missed a target and accidentally split a small tree. I don’t understand how, but my Daddy said they developed more force at longer distances.”

John was stunned. “Hold that thought right there.” He wanted the Staff to hear this. He’d never even heard of an ‘attilla’. He called for Sam and Brian. They had to get runners. He brought Isabelle to the office. He stuck his head in the Store Room and Sam, Brian, and Brother Kevin were still debating where the bad guys weren’t. “Guys come here. You have to hear this.”

Isabelle was sketching one for John. It looked like a stick with a hook and a featherless arrow with a notch. John asked her to repeat her tale. The trio was incredulous. John started “Now I don’t know about you fellows, but I’ve never even heard of such a thing.” Sam said “If I can’t have a bow and arrow, then I like this for its silence.” Isabella chimed in “It’s not silent; it makes a zip or whoosh kind of sound.” They laughed; John explained “To us, anything quieter than a gunshot is silent.”

John continued “Now, Miss Isabella, tell us why you think this is important.”

She was obviously getting use to speaking to powerful (in her eyes) men and spoke confidently. “Well, in my outings with my Dad, there’s this club that plays with them.” (John doubted her father would like the terminology ‘playing’.) “I’ve seen small children, like our Firsts, hit targets that were three car lengths away with enough force to go thru an archery target. They had contests. My dad put one through a deer target, not a real deer, at the end of a football field. One of the events was to build one from scratch. I won my age group. In target shooting, I was third at half the football field. If I can have some metal krat lids and some wood from the pallets in the store room, I can make one and show you.”

The staff was stunned. From the mouths of babes. John could envision instead a group of defenseless children, a small army of dart throwers. That would surprise the bad guys no end. It might even be an offensive weapon. Like Sam’s bow and arrow, kill silently at a distance.

Sam chirped up first “I like it. It’s silent. It gives us a surprise weapon. We can do it now during shelter time. And, if it doesn’t’ work, it didn’t preempt anything else.” “It works Master Sam. I promise you it will work.” Implored Miss Isabella.

“Comments, Staff?”

Brian said “I vote yes. I suggest that we form a rump team around her. Roy needs to see this. And, TomT is pretty dexterous. Jody saved everything. My only question is, assuming it has a head like an arrow, how does one secure the head to the dart’s shaft?” Isabella didn’t even have to hesitate “When you form the head correctly there’s a shank. My technique is to use thread, string, fishing line, whatever’s handy to wrap it tightly to the shaft and then melt a little wax on it to secure it.” Jody heard her name and joined the group. She added “We have the candles from Church. And, we can get thread for the albs.” John made a decision “CoS Brother Kevin, can you and Jody help Miss Isabella make one of her creations? If it is as it seems, we could have a small army of dart throwers by Exit Day. I’d prefer a Roman Legion, Marine Company, or just a mob of good old boy hunters. But an army of atlatlers, would be nice.” Isabella was thrilled.

In the space of an hour, they had one made and five darts.

Brother Kevin came and got John saying “Boss, you are not going to believe this.”

As they entered the Supply Room, John heard a quiet zip and a sound like someone splitting fire wood.

Isabella was demonstrating it in the supply room splitting boards on the pallet that was leaned against the wall. She had taught Jody, Brother Kevin, and TomT all how to use it.

Jody said “Hey Boss John, this is so easy, even you could use it.” And she proceeded to put one thru an empty krat can at fifty yards. She continued “It like throwing horseshoes upside down.” He could not figure the picture but it seemed like they were having fun with it. And, boards were being split for more darts.

It was a nasty little weapon. And a great addition to their arsenal.

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Dinner was the usual krats and water. But the great buzz was about the mural. It was to be five panels across the long empty wall. Everyone was to sign their name in two spots the night before we left for Vermont. Everyone was looking forward to tonight’s entertainment. There was a rumor some one was bring their goat to the show.

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Benjamin led off. “Good evening, I am Benjamin, a Second, from Saint Ernin. I’ve been taught to be a good listener. A good listener does the following: Attends. Observes Reflects, and Thinks. You attend by being in the conversation; not mentally absent. You observe by seeing the speaker’s words and their effect on everyone. There are four ways to reflect: paraphrase, feelings, meaning, and summarize. And, then you must really think about what the speaker is trying to communicate. Are you a good listener? Have you been a good listener? If so, can you teach my lesson? Thank you for listening.” John was surprised at the crowd’s applause. Entertaining, but entertainment?

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Jody was up next. John was curious what she had to entertain with. She was only recently showing a sense of humor.

“Good evening Classmates. I’m Jody, an Eighth, in Saint Hilda’s contubernium. And I am here to tell you about my treasure chest and my goat.”

“The ‘treasure chest’ is any goal, or that which you consider success. It’s a magic chest. I write down what I want. I put it in my chest. And, shazaam before I realize it I have ‘it’. My goat helps me achieve whatever I have put in my treasure chest. By simply putting a plan in writing, my subconscious mind goes to work on it. And good things begin to happen. By assigning specific times for the actions, objectives, and goals a better use of time emerges. By checking off each task, I develop self-esteem and confidence that I’m getting ‘it’. Whatever ‘it’ was. Sometimes I get so many good things, I forget all about the original ‘it’ I wanted. But finally, it’s my goat that bumps me over the top to my goal. That GOAT is an acronym for encouragement (Go On And Try). What is the worst that can happen? You fail, you look like a fool, and you’re embarrassed. Edison said ‘I don’t fail. But I now know 10,000 ways how NOT to make a light bulb.’ Everyone thinks you’re a fool anyway so what do you lose. And no one ever died of embarrassment. So whatever you want, write it down, put it in your own treasure chest, and borrow my goat any time.”

The place went nuts. John thought it was funny, cute, and true. Where had Jody been hiding all this wisdom all this time?

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Brother Kevin stood up and announced if everyone would turn around but stay back Miss Isabella had a demonstration of her own device to show us. She was standing by the office door and on the other side of the shelter were three pallets. With an empty krat box in the middle. Brother Kevin said “For any who are interested the Shelter is 40 feet across. Miss Isabella, the range is yours.”

She took a slight step forward. Everyone heard a zip, followed by the sound of wood splitting. By the time their eyes traveled back to her there was another zip, wood split combo. If they kept their eyes on her, she’s step and bring her arm forward in a ‘cracking a whip’ motion. In a few seconds, maybe five, she put three darts into the three boxes splitting the wood behind them. She gestured back to Brother Kevin. “And, that ladies and gentlemen is Miss Isabella playing out newest secret weapon the atlatl. She invites you now to inspect the results and she’ll answer questions. We are adopting this weapon as our new light infantry tool and we’ll all be learning how to use it to defend ourselves. Good night all. See you for breakfast.”

The crowd was amazed and there were a lot of questions. Skeptics had a hard time pulling the dart out of the wood. Made believers out of many.

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Master John called the Staff Meeting to order. Centurion Sam reported he had a preliminary Outpost Plan ready for John’s inspection. CoS Brother Kevin reported that the atlatl demo had exceeded his wildest expectations. He felt that they could easily produce 40 devices and 200 darts by Exit Day. He also felt that he could have everyone trained by Exit Day. We really didn’t understand this weapons potential. Isabella could accurately hit a target and split the wood behind it at 70 yards. It would definitely kill an unshielded man. G1 Personal Marie reported that she had done three squads. There was a potential of 30 home visits which appeared to be to 20 unique locations. Brian had the lists and was considering the geography. She was, at this pace, expecting two days to complete a preliminary, and two more days to revisit the sheets. G2 Intelligence Brian reported that they had a list of possible bad guy bases which was given to Sam for recon. Further he was reinterviewing people about where they lived with an eye to the geography. For example how was 125 and 127 Vermilyea Avenue connected and to what else were they connected. He’d try to connect the dots into localities for a reduced number of trips. G3 Training Roy reported that drivers were easily ahead of schedule. Riflemen were now up to 30 but we still only had fifteen rifles. He anticipated that everyone would be a shooter by Exit Day. G4 Logistics Jody reported that they we below there expected consumption rates with water and krats. She anticipated at the current rate we’d have 5 fill tanks of water, and about 1,000 crats and 2250 krats. In a day or two they’d have all the atlatls and darts one could want. She was running low on palates for the kids to practice on. Those things were dangerous. Some one could put an eye out. G5 Morale June reported that the mural would be done in plenty of time. She was deliberately slowing them down to keep it going for a while. She was running low on ideas. John said that they were doing an excellent job. For the fist time, in along time, he felt they were on plan. He urged them to be alert for any opportunity such as the atlatl. “We can’t know what one little thing will makes us or break us. So let’s look at all the little things and borrow Jody’s goat as needed. Thanks and good night.”

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John coded Marie to hang back. To which everyone started laughing, and Jody said “OK everyone lets give the King and Queen a little privacy. But remember you two; I don’t have a priest in my pocket, so no making princes and princesses yet.” To the great amusement of all. Brain said “Hey Boss, be a sport take her to Decon1. Some of us have work to do here.” Marie said “Come on John, let’s inspect the Plant. Some folks can take all the romance out of a walk.” They only made it to Decon1. The Fire Team turned the lights out so they knew they wouldn’t be making a video. We’ll just leave the reporting that there was some ‘kissey face and pressy body. But no mortal sins were committed. The Fire Team logged that portion of the Shelter secure about 20 minutes later. The gossips noted that Marie was flushed but appeared intact. John just looked confused. They strolled to their ‘campsite’ coding sweet nothings privately by hand holding.

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Brian and TomT were burning the midnight oil. Brian making stick diagrams of building complexes. TomT making darts. Brian thought maybe, trying to impress, TomT had the hots for Isabella, Jody, or both. June tried to hang around, but she was sleepy and need to preserve what little reputation she had. Brian was driven to find one path that would traverse all 30 buildings. He was really seeking a method to do it. Since more data would arrive tomorrow. Eventually he fell asleep staring as squiggly lines all mashed together.

Chapter Twenty Nine – Everyone’s busy but John

Saturday, October 27, 1962 (continues)

“Excuse me, Speaker John. My name is Isabella. I’m a Sixth. In the Catherine contubernium. And our leader Ryan said that I should speak to you directly about a matter of some interest concerning weapons.”

John was in no mood for more problems. Isabella was well developed for Sixth. Could she be ‘functioning’? But it’s about weapons. “Yes, Miss Isabella. How can I help?”

“My dad is a history professor and he’s studied the aboriginal people. And, their weapons. One, well several, fascinated him. Boomerang, spear, and the throwing stick. What I thought we could use was the atlatl. It’s sort of a short spear on drugs. My dad had several. He made them and showed me. We’d go to the park and cast them. He told me not to fool around with them because they could kill. He told me that the Aztecs killed metal armored Spaniards in South America because of the force that they carried. I didn’t believe it until I missed a target and accidentally split a small tree. I don’t understand how, but my Daddy said they developed more force at longer distances.”

John was stunned. “Hold that thought right there.” He wanted the Staff to hear this. He’d never even heard of an ‘attilla’. He called for Sam and Brian. They had to get runners. He brought Isabelle to the office. He stuck his head in the Store Room and Sam, Brian, and Brother Kevin were still debating where the bad guys weren’t. “Guys come here. You have to hear this.”

Isabelle was sketching one for John. It looked like a stick with a hook and a featherless arrow with a notch. John asked her to repeat her tale. The trio was incredulous. John started “Now I don’t know about you fellows, but I’ve never even heard of such a thing.” Sam said “If I can’t have a bow and arrow, then I like this for its silence.” Isabella chimed in “It’s not silent; it makes a zip or whoosh kind of sound.” They laughed; John explained “To us, anything quieter than a gunshot is silent.”

John continued “Now, Miss Isabella, tell us why you think this is important.”

She was obviously getting use to speaking to powerful (in her eyes) men and spoke confidently. “Well, in my outings with my Dad, there’s this club that plays with them.” (John doubted her father would like the terminology ‘playing’.) “I’ve seen small children, like our Firsts, hit targets that were three car lengths away with enough force to go thru an archery target. They had contests. My dad put one through a deer target, not a real deer, at the end of a football field. One of the events was to build one from scratch. I won my age group. In target shooting, I was third at half the football field. If I can have some metal krat lids and some wood from the pallets in the store room, I can make one and show you.”

The staff was stunned. From the mouths of babes. John could envision instead a group of defenseless children, a small army of dart throwers. That would surprise the bad guys no end. It might even be an offensive weapon. Like Sam’s bow and arrow, kill silently at a distance.

Sam chirped up first “I like it. It’s silent. It gives us a surprise weapon. We can do it now during shelter time. And, if it doesn’t’ work, it didn’t preempt anything else.” “It works Master Sam. I promise you it will work.” Implored Miss Isabella.

“Comments, Staff?”

Brian said “I vote yes. I suggest that we form a rump team around her. Roy needs to see this. And, TomT is pretty dexterous. Jody saved everything. My only question is, assuming it has a head like an arrow, how does one secure the head to the dart’s shaft?” Isabella didn’t even have to hesitate “When you form the head correctly there’s a shank. My technique is to use thread, string, fishing line, whatever’s handy to wrap it tightly to the shaft and then melt a little wax on it to secure it.” Jody heard her name and joined the group. She added “We have the candles from Church. And, we can get thread for the albs.” John made a decision “CoS Brother Kevin, can you and Jody help Miss Isabella make one of her creations? If it is as it seems, we could have a small army of dart throwers by Exit Day. I’d prefer a Roman Legion, Marine Company, or just a mob of good old boy hunters. But an army of atlatlers, would be nice.” Isabella was thrilled.

In the space of an hour, they had one made and five darts.

Brother Kevin came and got John saying “Boss, you are not going to believe this.”

As they entered the Supply Room, John heard a quiet zip and a sound like someone splitting fire wood.

Isabella was demonstrating it in the supply room splitting boards on the pallet that was leaned against the wall. She had taught Jody, Brother Kevin, and TomT all how to use it.

Jody said “Hey Boss John, this is so easy, even you could use it.” And she proceeded to put one thru an empty krat can at fifty yards. She continued “It like throwing horseshoes upside down.” He could not figure the picture but it seemed like they were having fun with it. And, boards were being split for more darts.

It was a nasty little weapon. And a great addition to their arsenal.

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Dinner was the usual krats and water. But the great buzz was about the mural. It was to be five panels across the long empty wall. Everyone was to sign their name in two spots the night before we left for Vermont. Everyone was looking forward to tonight’s entertainment. There was a rumor some one was bring their goat to the show.

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Benjamin led off. “Good evening, I am Benjamin, a Second, from Saint Ernin. I’ve been taught to be a good listener. A good listener does the following: Attends. Observes Reflects, and Thinks. You attend by being in the conversation; not mentally absent. You observe by seeing the speaker’s words and their effect on everyone. There are four ways to reflect: paraphrase, feelings, meaning, and summarize. And, then you must really think about what the speaker is trying to communicate. Are you a good listener? Have you been a good listener? If so, can you teach my lesson? Thank you for listening.” John was surprised at the crowd’s applause. Entertaining, but entertainment?

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Jody was up next. John was curious what she had to entertain with. She was only recently showing a sense of humor.

“Good evening Classmates. I’m Jody, an Eighth, in Saint Hilda’s contubernium. And I am here to tell you about my treasure chest and my goat.”

“The ‘treasure chest’ is any goal, or that which you consider success. It’s a magic chest. I write down what I want. I put it in my chest. And, shazaam before I realize it I have ‘it’. My goat helps me achieve whatever I have put in my treasure chest. By simply putting a plan in writing, my subconscious mind goes to work on it. And good things begin to happen. By assigning specific times for the actions, objectives, and goals a better use of time emerges. By checking off each task, I develop self-esteem and confidence that I’m getting ‘it’. Whatever ‘it’ was. Sometimes I get so many good things, I forget all about the original ‘it’ I wanted. But finally, it’s my goat that bumps me over the top to my goal. That GOAT is an acronym for encouragement (Go On And Try). What is the worst that can happen? You fail, you look like a fool, and you’re embarrassed. Edison said ‘I don’t fail. But I now know 10,000 ways how NOT to make a light bulb.’ Everyone thinks you’re a fool anyway so what do you lose. And no one ever died of embarrassment. So whatever you want, write it down, put it in your own treasure chest, and borrow my goat any time.”

The place went nuts. John thought it was funny, cute, and true. Where had Jody been hiding all this wisdom all this time?

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Brother Kevin stood up and announced if everyone would turn around but stay back Miss Isabella had a demonstration of her own device to show us. She was standing by the office door and on the other side of the shelter were three pallets. With an empty krat box in the middle. Brother Kevin said “For any who are interested the Shelter is 40 feet across. Miss Isabella, the range is yours.”

She took a slight step forward. Everyone heard a zip, followed by the sound of wood splitting. By the time their eyes traveled back to her there was another zip, wood split combo. If they kept their eyes on her, she’s step and bring her arm forward in a ‘cracking a whip’ motion. In a few seconds, maybe five, she put three darts into the three boxes splitting the wood behind them. She gestured back to Brother Kevin. “And, that ladies and gentlemen is Miss Isabella playing out newest secret weapon the atlatl. She invites you now to inspect the results and she’ll answer questions. We are adopting this weapon as our new light infantry tool and we’ll all be learning how to use it to defend ourselves. Good night all. See you for breakfast.”

The crowd was amazed and there were a lot of questions. Skeptics had a hard time pulling the dart out of the wood. Made believers out of many.

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Master John called the Staff Meeting to order. Centurion Sam reported he had a preliminary Outpost Plan ready for John’s inspection. CoS Brother Kevin reported that the atlatl demo had exceeded his wildest expectations. He felt that they could easily produce 40 devices and 200 darts by Exit Day. He also felt that he could have everyone trained by Exit Day. We really didn’t understand this weapons potential. Isabella could accurately hit a target and split the wood behind it at 70 yards. It would definitely kill an unshielded man. G1 Personal Marie reported that she had done three squads. There was a potential of 30 home visits which appeared to be to 20 unique locations. Brian had the lists and was considering the geography. She was, at this pace, expecting two days to complete a preliminary, and two more days to revisit the sheets. G2 Intelligence Brian reported that they had a list of possible bad guy bases which was given to Sam for recon. Further he was reinterviewing people about where they lived with an eye to the geography. For example how was 125 and 127 Vermilyea Avenue connected and to what else were they connected. He’d try to connect the dots into localities for a reduced number of trips. G3 Training Roy reported that drivers were easily ahead of schedule. Riflemen were now up to 30 but we still only had fifteen rifles. He anticipated that everyone would be a shooter by Exit Day. G4 Logistics Jody reported that they we below there expected consumption rates with water and krats. She anticipated at the current rate we’d have 5 fill tanks of water, and about 1,000 crats and 2250 krats. In a day or two they’d have all the atlatls and darts one could want. She was running low on palates for the kids to practice on. Those things were dangerous. Some one could put an eye out. G5 Morale June reported that the mural would be done in plenty of time. She was deliberately slowing them down to keep it going for a while. She was running low on ideas. John said that they were doing an excellent job. For the fist time, in along time, he felt they were on plan. He urged them to be alert for any opportunity such as the atlatl. “We can’t know what one little thing will makes us or break us. So let’s look at all the little things and borrow Jody’s goat as needed. Thanks and good night.”

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John coded Marie to hang back. To which everyone started laughing, and Jody said “OK everyone lets give the King and Queen a little privacy. But remember you two; I don’t have a priest in my pocket, so no making princes and princesses yet.” To the great amusement of all. Brain said “Hey Boss, be a sport take her to Decon1. Some of us have work to do here.” Marie said “Come on John, let’s inspect the Plant. Some folks can take all the romance out of a walk.” They only made it to Decon1. The Fire Team turned the lights out so they knew they wouldn’t be making a video. We’ll just leave the reporting that there was some ‘kissey face and pressy body. But no mortal sins were committed. The Fire Team logged that portion of the Shelter secure about 20 minutes later. The gossips noted that Marie was flushed but appeared intact. John just looked confused. They strolled to their ‘campsite’ coding sweet nothings privately by hand holding.

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Brian and TomT were burning the midnight oil. Brian making stick diagrams of building complexes. TomT making darts. Brian thought maybe, trying to impress, TomT had the hots for Isabella, Jody, or both. June tried to hang around, but she was sleepy and need to preserve what little reputation she had. Brian was driven to find one path that would traverse all 30 buildings. He was really seeking a method to do it. Since more data would arrive tomorrow. Eventually he fell asleep staring as squiggly lines all mashed together.

Chapter Twenty Nine – Everyone’s busy but John

Saturday, October 27, 1962 (continues)

“Excuse me, Speaker John. My name is Isabella. I’m a Sixth. In the Catherine contubernium. And our leader Ryan said that I should speak to you directly about a matter of some interest concerning weapons.”

John was in no mood for more problems. Isabella was well developed for Sixth. Could she be ‘functioning’? But it’s about weapons. “Yes, Miss Isabella. How can I help?”

“My dad is a history professor and he’s studied the aboriginal people. And, their weapons. One, well several, fascinated him. Boomerang, spear, and the throwing stick. What I thought we could use was the atlatl. It’s sort of a short spear on drugs. My dad had several. He made them and showed me. We’d go to the park and cast them. He told me not to fool around with them because they could kill. He told me that the Aztecs killed metal armored Spaniards in South America because of the force that they carried. I didn’t believe it until I missed a target and accidentally split a small tree. I don’t understand how, but my Daddy said they developed more force at longer distances.”

John was stunned. “Hold that thought right there.” He wanted the Staff to hear this. He’d never even heard of an ‘attilla’. He called for Sam and Brian. They had to get runners. He brought Isabelle to the office. He stuck his head in the Store Room and Sam, Brian, and Brother Kevin were still debating where the bad guys weren’t. “Guys come here. You have to hear this.”

Isabelle was sketching one for John. It looked like a stick with a hook and a featherless arrow with a notch. John asked her to repeat her tale. The trio was incredulous. John started “Now I don’t know about you fellows, but I’ve never even heard of such a thing.” Sam said “If I can’t have a bow and arrow, then I like this for its silence.” Isabella chimed in “It’s not silent; it makes a zip or whoosh kind of sound.” They laughed; John explained “To us, anything quieter than a gunshot is silent.”

John continued “Now, Miss Isabella, tell us why you think this is important.”

She was obviously getting use to speaking to powerful (in her eyes) men and spoke confidently. “Well, in my outings with my Dad, there’s this club that plays with them.” (John doubted her father would like the terminology ‘playing’.) “I’ve seen small children, like our Firsts, hit targets that were three car lengths away with enough force to go thru an archery target. They had contests. My dad put one through a deer target, not a real deer, at the end of a football field. One of the events was to build one from scratch. I won my age group. In target shooting, I was third at half the football field. If I can have some metal krat lids and some wood from the pallets in the store room, I can make one and show you.”

The staff was stunned. From the mouths of babes. John could envision instead a group of defenseless children, a small army of dart throwers. That would surprise the bad guys no end. It might even be an offensive weapon. Like Sam’s bow and arrow, kill silently at a distance.

Sam chirped up first “I like it. It’s silent. It gives us a surprise weapon. We can do it now during shelter time. And, if it doesn’t’ work, it didn’t preempt anything else.” “It works Master Sam. I promise you it will work.” Implored Miss Isabella.

“Comments, Staff?”

Brian said “I vote yes. I suggest that we form a rump team around her. Roy needs to see this. And, TomT is pretty dexterous. Jody saved everything. My only question is, assuming it has a head like an arrow, how does one secure the head to the dart’s shaft?” Isabella didn’t even have to hesitate “When you form the head correctly there’s a shank. My technique is to use thread, string, fishing line, whatever’s handy to wrap it tightly to the shaft and then melt a little wax on it to secure it.” Jody heard her name and joined the group. She added “We have the candles from Church. And, we can get thread for the albs.” John made a decision “CoS Brother Kevin, can you and Jody help Miss Isabella make one of her creations? If it is as it seems, we could have a small army of dart throwers by Exit Day. I’d prefer a Roman Legion, Marine Company, or just a mob of good old boy hunters. But an army of atlatlers, would be nice.” Isabella was thrilled.

In the space of an hour, they had one made and five darts.

Brother Kevin came and got John saying “Boss, you are not going to believe this.”

As they entered the Supply Room, John heard a quiet zip and a sound like someone splitting fire wood.

Isabella was demonstrating it in the supply room splitting boards on the pallet that was leaned against the wall. She had taught Jody, Brother Kevin, and TomT all how to use it.

Jody said “Hey Boss John, this is so easy, even you could use it.” And she proceeded to put one thru an empty krat can at fifty yards. She continued “It like throwing horseshoes upside down.” He could not figure the picture but it seemed like they were having fun with it. And, boards were being split for more darts.

It was a nasty little weapon. And a great addition to their arsenal.

+++++

Dinner was the usual krats and water. But the great buzz was about the mural. It was to be five panels across the long empty wall. Everyone was to sign their name in two spots the night before we left for Vermont. Everyone was looking forward to tonight’s entertainment. There was a rumor some one was bring their goat to the show.

+++++

Benjamin led off. “Good evening, I am Benjamin, a Second, from Saint Ernin. I’ve been taught to be a good listener. A good listener does the following: Attends. Observes Reflects, and Thinks. You attend by being in the conversation; not mentally absent. You observe by seeing the speaker’s words and their effect on everyone. There are four ways to reflect: paraphrase, feelings, meaning, and summarize. And, then you must really think about what the speaker is trying to communicate. Are you a good listener? Have you been a good listener? If so, can you teach my lesson? Thank you for listening.” John was surprised at the crowd’s applause. Entertaining, but entertainment?

+++++

Jody was up next. John was curious what she had to entertain with. She was only recently showing a sense of humor.

“Good evening Classmates. I’m Jody, an Eighth, in Saint Hilda’s contubernium. And I am here to tell you about my treasure chest and my goat.”

“The ‘treasure chest’ is any goal, or that which you consider success. It’s a magic chest. I write down what I want. I put it in my chest. And, shazaam before I realize it I have ‘it’. My goat helps me achieve whatever I have put in my treasure chest. By simply putting a plan in writing, my subconscious mind goes to work on it. And good things begin to happen. By assigning specific times for the actions, objectives, and goals a better use of time emerges. By checking off each task, I develop self-esteem and confidence that I’m getting ‘it’. Whatever ‘it’ was. Sometimes I get so many good things, I forget all about the original ‘it’ I wanted. But finally, it’s my goat that bumps me over the top to my goal. That GOAT is an acronym for encouragement (Go On And Try). What is the worst that can happen? You fail, you look like a fool, and you’re embarrassed. Edison said ‘I don’t fail. But I now know 10,000 ways how NOT to make a light bulb.’ Everyone thinks you’re a fool anyway so what do you lose. And no one ever died of embarrassment. So whatever you want, write it down, put it in your own treasure chest, and borrow my goat any time.”

The place went nuts. John thought it was funny, cute, and true. Where had Jody been hiding all this wisdom all this time?

+++++

Brother Kevin stood up and announced if everyone would turn around but stay back Miss Isabella had a demonstration of her own device to show us. She was standing by the office door and on the other side of the shelter were three pallets. With an empty krat box in the middle. Brother Kevin said “For any who are interested the Shelter is 40 feet across. Miss Isabella, the range is yours.”

She took a slight step forward. Everyone heard a zip, followed by the sound of wood splitting. By the time their eyes traveled back to her there was another zip, wood split combo. If they kept their eyes on her, she’s step and bring her arm forward in a ‘cracking a whip’ motion. In a few seconds, maybe five, she put three darts into the three boxes splitting the wood behind them. She gestured back to Brother Kevin. “And, that ladies and gentlemen is Miss Isabella playing out newest secret weapon the atlatl. She invites you now to inspect the results and she’ll answer questions. We are adopting this weapon as our new light infantry tool and we’ll all be learning how to use it to defend ourselves. Good night all. See you for breakfast.”

The crowd was amazed and there were a lot of questions. Skeptics had a hard time pulling the dart out of the wood. Made believers out of many.

+++++

Master John called the Staff Meeting to order. Centurion Sam reported he had a preliminary Outpost Plan ready for John’s inspection. CoS Brother Kevin reported that the atlatl demo had exceeded his wildest expectations. He felt that they could easily produce 40 devices and 200 darts by Exit Day. He also felt that he could have everyone trained by Exit Day. We really didn’t understand this weapons potential. Isabella could accurately hit a target and split the wood behind it at 70 yards. It would definitely kill an unshielded man. G1 Personal Marie reported that she had done three squads. There was a potential of 30 home visits which appeared to be to 20 unique locations. Brian had the lists and was considering the geography. She was, at this pace, expecting two days to complete a preliminary, and two more days to revisit the sheets. G2 Intelligence Brian reported that they had a list of possible bad guy bases which was given to Sam for recon. Further he was reinterviewing people about where they lived with an eye to the geography. For example how was 125 and 127 Vermilyea Avenue connected and to what else were they connected. He’d try to connect the dots into localities for a reduced number of trips. G3 Training Roy reported that drivers were easily ahead of schedule. Riflemen were now up to 30 but we still only had fifteen rifles. He anticipated that everyone would be a shooter by Exit Day. G4 Logistics Jody reported that they we below there expected consumption rates with water and krats. She anticipated at the current rate we’d have 5 fill tanks of water, and about 1,000 crats and 2250 krats. In a day or two they’d have all the atlatls and darts one could want. She was running low on palates for the kids to practice on. Those things were dangerous. Some one could put an eye out. G5 Morale June reported that the mural would be done in plenty of time. She was deliberately slowing them down to keep it going for a while. She was running low on ideas. John said that they were doing an excellent job. For the fist time, in along time, he felt they were on plan. He urged them to be alert for any opportunity such as the atlatl. “We can’t know what one little thing will makes us or break us. So let’s look at all the little things and borrow Jody’s goat as needed. Thanks and good night.”

+++++

John coded Marie to hang back. To which everyone started laughing, and Jody said “OK everyone lets give the King and Queen a little privacy. But remember you two; I don’t have a priest in my pocket, so no making princes and princesses yet.” To the great amusement of all. Brain said “Hey Boss, be a sport take her to Decon1. Some of us have work to do here.” Marie said “Come on John, let’s inspect the Plant. Some folks can take all the romance out of a walk.” They only made it to Decon1. The Fire Team turned the lights out so they knew they wouldn’t be making a video. We’ll just leave the reporting that there was some ‘kissey face and pressy body. But no mortal sins were committed. The Fire Team logged that portion of the Shelter secure about 20 minutes later. The gossips noted that Marie was flushed but appeared intact. John just looked confused. They strolled to their ‘campsite’ coding sweet nothings privately by hand holding.

+++++

Brian and TomT were burning the midnight oil. Brian making stick diagrams of building complexes. TomT making darts. Brian thought maybe, trying to impress, TomT had the hots for Isabella, Jody, or both. June tried to hang around, but she was sleepy and need to preserve what little reputation she had. Brian was driven to find one path that would traverse all 30 buildings. He was really seeking a method to do it. Since more data would arrive tomorrow. Eventually he fell asleep staring as squiggly lines all mashed together.

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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Twenty Eight – Squat before jumping

Thursday, April 17, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Twenty Eight – Squat before jumping

It Started In Church – October 19, 1962
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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Twenty Seven – Now it gets harder

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Twenty Seven – Now it gets harder

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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Twenty Six – Without the room as goal

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Twenty Six – Without the room as goal

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RANT: Was this effective in keeping the Jews from killing each other with handguns?

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

http://www.lvrj.com/opinion/17591004.html

VIN SUPRYNOWICZ: ‘If only we were armed before’
Apr. 13, 2008

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Back in the 1920s and 1930s, the forward-thinking German “Weimar” republic effectively banned firearms possession by just about anyone but the military, the government police, and the ruling “Junker” class, members of whom were allowed to keep their fancy hunting rifles.

The ban was particularly effective among the ethnic minorities, such as the Jews.

Was this effective in keeping the Jews from killing each other with handguns? Yes!

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The ability to defend oneself is a basic HUMAN right!

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LIBERTY: In time, this war, like every other war, ended

Monday, April 14, 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dawn

Red Dawn

***Begin Quote***

The exact quote framing “Patriot Rock” is:

“I never saw the brothers again. In time, this war, like every other war, ended. But I never forgot, and I come to this place often, when no one else does.”

“In the early days of world war 3, guerrillas, mostly children, placed the names of their lost upon this rock. They fought here alone; And gave up their lives, So that this nation shall not perish from the earth.”

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A most moving ending!

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WRITING: TEOTWAWKI fiction — It happened in Church – Chapter Twenty Five – Foot in the door

Monday, April 14, 2008

It happened in Church – October 19, 1962
Chapter Twenty Five – Foot in the door

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