TECHNOLOGY: “Pimped out John” Not me. The latrine. The loo. Sigh, the other john.

http://www.profy.com/2007/02/10/web20-flushed/

Breaking News – Web 2.0 in the Toilet!
Posted by Phil Butler on February 10th, 2007
Filed in General, Technologies, Web 2.0, Press releases

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Roto-Rooter® has arrived on the scene in the nick of time and has developed a customized, one of a kind throne! This new “Pimped out John”, as it has been dubbed, is designed to fulfill all of our bathroom dreams. Roto-Rooter will build this shining monument to productivity to the lucky winner of their online sweepstakes. Everyone is invited to participate and anyone can win a throne fit for a king! It should be obvious how far we have come.

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Now I have heard people at work, in the stall, talking on their cell, tapping on their berries, and reading the traditional newspaper. I’ve even read about the toilet for Japanese women that play disguising music. (I would have thought women were much more practical.)

But, clearly fmpov, this is taking tech too far.

Besides, from my career in the military, I know you could never clean it. But, then you can never clean anything to a Drill Instructor’s, a mother’s, a wife’s, or any woman’s standard.

But, this ever strains my credibility.

One Response to TECHNOLOGY: “Pimped out John” Not me. The latrine. The loo. Sigh, the other john.

  1. Hi Ferdinand! Very nice write-up, great to see Profy quoted here. And I definitely have not thought myself of the aspect of cleaning this type of toilet – to anyone’s standards.

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