http://blog.ask.com/2006/10/you_do_andor_ma.html
This is a stich. Best thing I seen from them since they did a bad thing and nuked Jeves. (Sorry Blaise!)
http://blog.ask.com/2006/10/you_do_andor_ma.html
This is a stich. Best thing I seen from them since they did a bad thing and nuked Jeves. (Sorry Blaise!)
http://wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html
Issue 14.11 – November 2006
Very Short Stories
33 writers. 5 designers. 6-word science fiction.
Page 1 of 1
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We’ll be brief: Hemingway once wrote a story in just six words (“For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”) and is said to have called it his best work. So we asked sci-fi, fantasy, and horror writers from the realms of books, TV, movies, and games to take a shot themselves.
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I liked:
Automobile warranty expires. So does engine.
– Stan Lee
And was moved by:
K.I.A. Baghdad, Aged 18 – Closed Casket
– Richard K. Morgan
1,500 cruise ship passengers without toilets for ‘three days’
23.10.06
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Around 1,450 passengers on a luxury cruise ship have been left without toilets for three days, according to people on board.
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I can’t imagine anything less fun than this. Unless it was that cruise where everyone one had Montezuma’s revenge.
And they say this is pleasure?
Stayed up past my bedtime to watch the Mets lose. I’m paying for it this am.
I received an email from FTL about their auction.
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From: FTL-Updates@googlegroups.com
Sent: Thursday, October 19, 2006 10:10 AM
To: FTL-Updates
Subject: [FTL-Updates] Just over 90 mins left!
Wow… someone might just walk away with 1,000 guaranteed impressions of their printed ad on the backside of the upcoming bumpersticker for less than $27. That’s the current price of the FTL auction. That’s less than three cents per impression for a direct mail campaign that would normally cost hundreds if not over a thousand dollars!
If you were thinking about bidding, now is the time. Don’t miss out:
http://auction.freetalklive.com
Thanks for listening,
Ian
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On a lark, I bid. (I was not even sure what I’d have put on it. Probably “IluvFTL?”. ;-) I was immediately outbid by someone else’s maximum bid. Interesting concept. So by doing nothing, I got you more money. Strange. Like a poker game? Except if you bluff, and your opponent raises, you get to keep your chips. Weird. Strange. Unsettling.
http://www.aim.com/acronyms.adp?aolp=0
ROFL that they have to PUB a TLA list.
I notice the left out STFU or WTF or RTFM or W00T or … YMMV …
or my personal favorite TANSTAFL!
… … never let it be said that people can’t make humor out of a sad situation.
http://reuters.myway.com/article/20061012/2006-10-12T015903Z_01_N11421400
_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-CRASH-NEWYORK-DC.html
I am sadden that the young fellow and his instructor were killed. The loss of anyone is a loss for all of us.
http://isu.indstate.edu/ilnprof/ENG451/ISLAND/
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John Donne
Meditation XVII: No man is an island…
“All mankind is of one author, and is one volume; when one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a better language; and every chapter must be so translated…As therefore the bell that rings to a sermon, calls not upon the preacher only, but upon the congregation to come: so this bell calls us all: but how much more me, who am brought so near the door by this sickness….No man is an island, entire of itself…any man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.”
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… … but some wag, who’s a yankee fan, just emailed me that …
the rumor is out that The Boss (George Steinbrenner), after the Yankee’s big choke again this year, is planning to give A-Rod, Torre, Cashman, the Big Unit, and everyone but Jeter and Mariano, a special gift of their own plane.
(Oh come on now, don’t tell me that you didn’t chuckle.)
It’s a human failing that in the midst of tragedy, we can make a joke out of anything serious.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=409518&in_page_id=1770
Man shells out £14k on army tank for supermarket run
Last updated at 20:55pm on 9th October 2006
http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/
September 22, 2006
Job Hunt
Kathleen discovers that when looking for a job, it is important to play to your strengths.
>I was thinking of changing to my gmail address
I’ll play Yoda.
“Think, or think not; there is no thinking!”
(Patterned after “do or do not there is not trying”).
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