http://www.dailywritingtips.com/wether-weather-whether/
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The farmer wondered whether the adverse weather had affected his wether.
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LOL!
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Saturday, February 23, 2008
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FUN: forward this to at least X number of people in the next Y minutes
Wednesday, February 20, 2008FROM LUDDITE’S WIFE (who is one of those people who forwards funny stuff along, but not the rumor of the day)
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For those of you who are sick of getting emails that tell you to forward it to at least X number of people in the next 15 minutes so that wonderful things and miracles will happen if you do, or there will be serious consequences if you don’t,then you will enjoy this.
This is hilarious! (and it’s ABOUT TIME someone did this!)
http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf
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AND, absolutely true. EXCEPT they did leave out all the emails offering to make something bigger, longer, or grow faster!
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FUN: Middle Aged Woman
Sunday, February 10, 2008FUN: Middle Aged Woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1TVOXdNkFo
As a married man of many years, I wouldn’t DARE comment on this. I’ll just politely say “thank you” to Luddite’s wife for sharing this with me. And, hope that that is the right thing to say. One never knows around women of ANY age. :-)
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FUN: achieve more self-confidence
Monday, February 4, 2008http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoLdONp-enc
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Do you want to achieve more self-confidence? Brilliant and hilarious ad, especially the disclaimer in rapid-speak.
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FUN: FEDEX got my vote for best superbowl commercial
Monday, February 4, 2008http://www.spike.com/video/2938219
FedEx pigeons nosed out Bud’s Clydesdale training by a whisker imho.
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FUN: Can Lap Dances be Expensed?
Sunday, January 20, 2008<object width=”425″ height=”373″><param name=”movie” value=”>http://www.youtube.com/v/0OTgb3KO7QM&rel=1&border=1″></param><param name=”wmode” value=”transparent”></param><embed src=”http://www.youtube.com/v/0OTgb3KO7QM&rel=1&border=1” type=”application/x-shockwave-flash” wmode=”transparent” width=”425″ height=”373″></embed></object>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OTgb3KO7QM
AN absolute hoot!
Not that I think Jack has to worry about his career being threatened.
But, you have to wonder at the the time and effort put into You Tube videos.
Amazing!
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FUN: The 2007 Darwin Awards are out
Sunday, January 13, 2008Taking apart munitions with a chisel?
One has to that the various nominees for voluntarily removing themselves from the gene pool.
Freedom to make bad choices.
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FUN: whether you are a gazelle or a lion
Wednesday, January 9, 2008“Every morning in Africa a gazelle awakens knowing it must today run faster than the fastest lion or it will be eaten. Every morning a lion awakens knowing it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve. It matters not whether you are a gazelle or a lion, when the sun rises you had better be running.” – African Proverb
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FUN: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Tuesday, January 8, 2008From:
Sent: Sunday, January 06, 2008 11:39 AM
To:
Subject: SRA – Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
FYI – Submitted for entertainment value only… ;-)
Of course, the chances of a Democrat actually having a CCW and
carrying a personal defense weapon is very very remote, the exceptions
being Peretta, Feinstein and a few others who really dont want you to
know it… the jury would still be out on the “expert shot” status as a Dem
would not get much range time due to OSHA environment concerns…
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 40S&W (A Big Hand Gun), and you
are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family. What do you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN
Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!…
I need to debate this with friends for few days & try to come to a consensus.
Oh Shit… that hurt!
Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
Redneck’ s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
Daughter: ‘Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester SilverTips or GoldDot Hollow Points?’
Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one!’
Wife: ‘You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist..
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FUN: Alone in his tiny plastic sea kayak
Friday, January 4, 2008http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=505753&in_page_id=1770
It’s behind you: Great White stalks ocean canoeist
Last updated at 00:19am on 3rd January 2008
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Alone in his tiny plastic sea kayak, marine biologist Trey Snow had hoped to stealthily track a great white shark. But he had the shock of his life when he spotted a giant fin and realised it was he who was being stalked – by surely one of the most feared killers in the world.
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Great pic with a copyright. Take a peek … …
… … and decide if the fellow needed clean shorts. I would! Can you say “Hmm, that looks like a butter basted penguin. Yummy!”
Humans have such ego that, in a dangerous world, outside their element, they go see if the Great White is f … … having marital relations or visiting with cousins.
The Intelligent Designer must be laffin his aqq off. (We are made in the image and likeness right?)
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