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30 Funniest Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
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The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. “Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off. I’ve got the toe clippers right here.”
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1. Perhaps if we evaluated our politicians and our generals on this criteria we’d have a 500 year peace.
2. Perhaps we need to rename the military “the Department of Defense”. Oh yeah that’s right it is. Maybe we should have them doing more “defending” and less “offending”? Yeah, yeah, I know the best defense is a good offence, but that’s football. And, playing defense is playing to lose. So explain the Swiss?
3. Perhaps the fact that every Swiss man, old enough to “do anything important” and not too senile to point in the right direction, has a frigging machine gun and all the ammo he can carry. That was one thing that discouraged Hitler. That, every road can be an airfield, every tunnel an airplane revetment, and every tunnel destroyed quickly to stop an advancing army. Reminds me of a porcupine, just leave it alone.
4. An armed citizenry, hmm where have I heard that before? RKBA.
“A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.”
Seems like the Swiss originated the idea?
Reinke Faces Life 
No problem. But once again, I showed that great human trait, “Jumping to conclusions”, when I said “phony blog name”. Only a few seconds later, to realize it was a typo. I didn’t realize that the “XYZ says” was a live link to that person’s blog. Taping on the “Mic” led me to your blog. Which I must say is tackling weightier issues that I do. Thanks for the compliment; it’s more like a pesonal whine. Like the little kid not getting his way. I’m thinking it will reduce my stress level. May give others “agitta”. But that’s not MY problem. :-) As I say in the title “thanks … to waste your time”.
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Sorry Reinkfj, Thanks for correcting it. I like your blog.
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Ahh, I got it. It’s code. it should have been http://sadbastardS.wordpress.com. :-)
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Nah, no one would want their chocolate, their cheese, their women, or their GOLD! Seriously, if someone wanted their “stuff”, then the attept to take it would be “interesting”. BTW why the phony blog name? There was no reason to do that, other than to waste people’s time.
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Maybe the Swiss are up in 14,000 ft. mountains and don’t have much of anything to take? Some good skiing, but not as good as Vail or Tahoe. See sadbastard.wordpress.com
(NOTE: should have been http://sadbastards.wordpress.com/ … reinkefj)
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