FUN: Score one for the placebo

Sunday, December 20, 2009

http://www.impactlab.com/2009/12/16/weird-and-wacky-medical-findings-of-2009/

December 16th, 2009 at 8:53 am
Weird and Wacky Medical Findings of 2009

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– A testosterone patch designed to pep up a woman’s sex drive received the thumbs down in a study published in the UK’s Drugs and Therapeutics Bulletin. The side effects included acne, excess hair, breast pain, weight gain, insomnia, voice deepening and migraine. “Significant numbers” of women placed on a placebo patch reported an increase in sex drive.

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Hmmm, maybe we could do a “sham wow” type tv campaign selling women the placebo?

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FUN: Christmas display

Monday, November 30, 2009

http://vimeo.com/440842

Amazing Christmas display with 176 channels and 45,000 lights! The show is so popular that it requires a crew of 3 people to manage the traffic.

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FUN: SnL hit home!

Monday, November 30, 2009

Obama has sex with China – chinese president bends over for Obama!

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

But absolutely funny!

The fact that it is right on target makes it sadly funny.

Sound track is LOUD.

And, SnL does mistate the size of the Chinese Debt with is easily 5T$.

Enjoy. I found it to be a hoot.


FUN: Leno-ism about make beleive jobs

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

“The White House and Senate Democrats are working on a new jobs bill. The White House says this new jobs bill could create twice as many non-existent fake new jobs as the last one.” — Jay Leno 23 Nov 09

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FUN: Use the stairs?

Thursday, October 29, 2009

http://www.wimp.com/peoplestairs/

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FUN: The next “cash for” program

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

“President Obama announced he wants to give every senior citizen $250 next year. This is part of his ‘Cash for Geezers’ program.”
–Jay Leno

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Probably will work as well!

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FUN: My father is a civil servant

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says:”Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow”.

The second one says:”Ha! You think that’s fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet”.

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says:”You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!!”

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FUN: Obama and old people

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

BREAKING NEWS!!


To save the economy in 2009, the Obama government will start deporting all of the old people in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.


I started crying – when I thought of you.


RUN, YOU OLD FART, RUN!!!



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Well….what can I say….someone sent it to me,

and

I’m not going alone!!!!


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FUN: Green golf balls!

Friday, October 9, 2009

http://dailyjokes.somelifeblog.com/2009/03/i-want-to-buy-golf-ball.html

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.

Finally the pro askes her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains.

The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls.

As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, “Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?”

“Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!”

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FUN: When the wife is mad

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Chris Rock on the View commenting on Letterman:

“When the bad guys are after you, you call the cops. When the cops are after you, you call your lawyer. When your wife is after you, there ain’t no one to call!!”

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