FUN: A LOVING GRANDPA

Saturday, December 24, 2011

FROM LUDDITE:

A LOVING GRANDPA

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It’s obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles.

Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, “Easy, William, we won’t be long … easy, Boy.”

Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, “It’s okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, Boy.”

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Granddad says again in a controlled voice, “William, William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William.”

Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She said to the elderly gentleman, “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa.”

“Thanks,” said the grandfather, “But I’m William … the little shit’s name is Kevin.”

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FUN: Seasonal Greetings

Saturday, December 24, 2011

A Politically Correct Christmas Greeting

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Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;

Additionally,

a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

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ROFL!

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FUN: Sad day needs a fun YouTube

Monday, December 19, 2011

http://youtu.be/ynnwhzWnnVg

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FUN: The wise old German Shepherd

Friday, December 16, 2011

FROM A CHAIN EMAIL THAT I THOUGHT WAS FUNNY

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One day an old German Shepherd dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd dog thinks, “Oh, oh! I’m in deep s*** now!”

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,

“Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

“Whew!,” says the panther, “That was close! That old German Shepherd dog nearly had me!”

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, “What am I going to do now? But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says…

“Where’s that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!”

Moral of this story…

Don’t mess with the old dogs… Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!

BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.

If you don’t send this to five ‘old’ friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just ‘youthfully challenged’.

(You did notice the size of the print, didn’t you?)

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ROFL!

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FUN: Do all country music stars …

Friday, December 9, 2011

Do all country music stars …

(Now, I have the TV on the various “country” music channels. And, from time to time, usually when I’m waiting for the computer to respond, I look at the “stills”. — Hmmm, TV has capable of continuous video since its inception. Why put up basically a bad powerpoint deck (i.e., a series of badly designed composite pictures) with the music? — and made an observation?

… have blue eyes?

Or blue contacts?

Yeah, I know get a life!

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FUN: Superstar!!!

Monday, December 5, 2011

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I’m a “winner”.

Sigh!

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FUN: “Fresh Brew” badge

Monday, December 5, 2011

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Yeah, I know get a life!

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FUN: “… now where’s the supermodel?”

Thursday, December 1, 2011

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Yeah, but at least it’s original humor!

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FUN: Chuck Woolery discusses which sacred government programs

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

http://youtu.be/XQa0eqABWAg

Chuck Woolery discusses crazy budget cuts

Uploaded by SaveUsChuckWoolery on Nov 28, 2011

Game show legend Chuck Woolery discusses which sacred government programs should be saved from the budget cuts.

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ROFL! Sad that these are true programs!

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FUN: The Book

Thursday, November 17, 2011

http://youtu.be/xFAWR6hzZek

From an educator responding to a nag about ebooks and etexts. ROFL!

http://youtu.be/yUQRbqc2qtY

But it’s funnier in other than English, imho.

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