Out while being a dirty old man, a very young lady came and sat next to me. Maybe 12-14 years old. Before she sat down, she pulled up her jeans. No belt. Obviously, the pants sag as she walk. Not a hefty enough figure to hold them up. (Hey, it’s physics!)
So what’s wrong with wearing a belt or suspenders?
I never see Taylor Swift pull at her trou or dress. (She has people for that!)
Too old and too practical.
Gals, that tug and wiggle ain’t kool,
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