Comments on: FUN: Birthday wishes from my new “friends” at Social Security; probably want to kill me as cheaply as possible! http://reinkefaceslife.com/2013/01/13/fun-birthday-wishes-from-my-new-friends-at-social-security-probably-want-to-kill-me-as-cheaply-as-possible/ Wasting your time with things I find interesting, amusing, or enraging. Tue, 14 May 2013 01:14:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: michaeljmcfadden http://reinkefaceslife.com/2013/01/13/fun-birthday-wishes-from-my-new-friends-at-social-security-probably-want-to-kill-me-as-cheaply-as-possible/#comment-98378 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 04:27:17 +0000 http://reinkefaceslife.com/?p=10678#comment-98378 Oh! And …

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Michael

]]> By: michaeljmcfadden http://reinkefaceslife.com/2013/01/13/fun-birthday-wishes-from-my-new-friends-at-social-security-probably-want-to-kill-me-as-cheaply-as-possible/#comment-98377 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 04:25:56 +0000 http://reinkefaceslife.com/?p=10678#comment-98377 “High Intensity Behavioral Counseling”

Soooo…… Meester Reinke, vee understand zat you have been eating CUPCAKES on Saturday nights!

Do you KNOW vhat cupcakes DOO to you? Hmmmm???? Zey CLOGGGGG up zee ARRRRteRRRRies!!!!

::whip::lash::whip::lash::scourge::

ANNNNNNDDD….

Zat glass of WINE on Fridays! You are allowed TWO ounces, but on December 28th you had THREEEEEE ounces! Did you zhink vee vould not NOOOOOTICE zat, eh?

Vellll…. veee DID noooootice it! Doooo you see zis sawed off BASEBALL BAT???

BEND OVER!! Now vee shall move on to zee First item in zee list: Prostate 01/12!

- Your caring Medicare Practitioner….

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